"A damned alligator bit my hand off!"
 

[url=http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/26/gator.attack.ap/index.html]One-eyed gator pulls golfer into pond - CNN.com[/url]

I bet his first interview after he gets out of the hospital will sound something like this:
[I]I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake. Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime. He got me, but I tore one of the bastard's eyes out though. Look at that. [/I]
he'll then proceed to pull a jar containing the gator's other eye out of his pocket.

Re: "A damned alligator bit my hand off!"
 

yes sir, chubbs wasn't lying

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Re: "A damned alligator bit my hand off!"
 

Like they said in the article. That's part of Florida. I see alligators every day of my life.
Thankfully, there not attached to my arm

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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrpZ1XTFXr8]YouTube - Happy GIlmore, Baseball scene at start[/url]

Ph this movie is such a classic !

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I've played that course! It's less than 5 minutes from my Grandparents house, and my uncle and I played there when I was in college. Saw plenty of alligators there and at the 2 other courses we played at...just didn't venture to get close enough to them to have my arm bitten off.