vikings running back found with a drug kit
 

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hah. it says he was found at an airport with this kit that helps him pass drug tests. it had vials of dried urine in there. it also said that he will be subject to ten random tests a year where they pull his shirt up and his pants down and watch him take the test. damn that's nasty. he should just lay off the marijuana.

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"The Original Whizzinator."


What a name.....

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Like, "do not be fooled by imitations, ask for the ORIGINAL WHIZZINATOR by name"! By RoncoTM.

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The man is in love with Mary Jane.

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yeah and that's really disgusting as to how he might have ten drug tests next season where some guy has to sit there and watch him pee in a cup. i would've quit smoking if i were him before that happened to me.

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I'd call him a dick but it might be a FALSE statement...

:laughing2

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does marijuana help in football in any way?
It affects pain right? I am not a drug user so i wouldn't know but is it somewhat of an advantage?

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It's not used to help him, it's like alcohol for just being used to just get high.

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[QUOTE=Duffman003]It's not used to help him, it's like alcohol for just being used to just get high.[/QUOTE]


Isn't alcohol used just for that purpose?

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I checked out the Wizzinator's website. That is to funny. Dude is a moron. Hey but get your personalized #32 Wizzinator jersey while ther still hot. Haha to funny. Onterrio "The Wizzinator" Smith.

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Damn what an idiot

lay off the dope son, smoke all you want when your career is over

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Lol, let's act like it's a big deal! news flash - everyone and their mother knows about these masking kits and I bet you about 5-10% of NFL players do weed, most just don't get caught.

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Dizz the Wizz.

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[QUOTE=Daseal]Lol, let's act like it's a big deal! news flash - everyone and their mother knows about these masking kits and I bet you about 5-10% of NFL players do weed, most just don't get caught.[/QUOTE]
Leave it to Daseal to pee on our blanket...

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He's keeping it real...

But what happens when keeping it real goes wrong? ;)
(When are new episodes coming out?!?)

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]He's keeping it real...

But what happens when keeping it real goes wrong? ;)
(When are new episodes coming out?!?)[/QUOTE]
Production is halted...didn't you hear?
[url]http://www.ew.com/ew/report/0,6115,1059677_3_0_,00.html[/url]

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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?!?!?!?!? Apparently I didn't! Damn Dave! Get it together man...

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Nobody is making a big deal out of it, daseal, it's just funny azz shit, hello?!

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You guys see Dave Chappelle checked into some type of mental health hospital...saw it on USA Today.com.

Onterrio might be hanging out with Ricky Williams soon...Ricky was so hi he didn't even know about the Wizzinator!!!!!!....That is just fun to say.

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Sucks to hear about Chapelle, let's hope he fully recovers, he's hilarious.

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Speaking of which, Season 2 comes out soon!

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I also heard that Chapelle wanted to bring even more racial humor into the mix, but comedy central doesn't want to let him!

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I don't care as long as he pokes fun at ALL races. He started getting a little one-sided last season.

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The cops tested dried urin because it looked like cocain.LOL When it tested negative I wonder what the cops ask him.

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I didn't feel that way Malcolm, and I think he was funny as hell last season, the one skit I heard of he was ripping Tiger Woods (remember the race draft?) only worse than before.

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I could be pulling it out of my ass, but I just feel like it was. I definitely think it was funny as hell and I wish he'd get well and come on back to do season 3.

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Oh no! Someone is "doing weed!!"...whats funny is peoples' reactions. He must support terrorism and is constantly looking for a rape victim. Cannabis can be benificial to more people than just cancer patients.

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You'd be suprised by the things that can be accomplished while "tripping on pot". For the unitiated, it isn't such an all incompassing experience that you can't perform any relatively complicated task (such as playing football). As far as the moral implications are concerned, who give's a rat's ass? Did he stab a child and play kickball with puppies? No. Let these bastards play football and keep their momumentally uninteresting personal lives out of it. Jesus.

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yeah. damn that sucks i loved chappelle's show, especially his lil jon skits. those were awesome. i hope he gets well soon because i want to see some new episodes. as for smoking weed, i don't think you should do it if it isn't for a medical cause. i can understand medical victims doing it because some people don't know what its like to have a disease or something major. i myself have epilepsy, which is the sole reason my docs won't let me play football, and which limits some of my fav career choices. he should just go to rehab. especially ricky williams. he had a great football career ahead of him, but its gone because his addiction.

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[QUOTE=Daseal]I also heard that Chapelle wanted to bring even more racial humor into the mix, but comedy central doesn't want to let him![/QUOTE]

I don't know how that would be possible cause as it is his show is littered with racial humor. Still, I loved his black white supremacist skit. That was hilarious.

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[QUOTE=Who Goblox Is]You'd be suprised by the things that can be accomplished while "tripping on pot". For the unitiated, it isn't such an all incompassing experience that you can't perform any relatively complicated task (such as playing football). As far as the moral implications are concerned, who give's a rat's ass? Did he stab a child and play kickball with puppies? No. Let these bastards play football and keep their momumentally uninteresting personal lives out of it. Jesus.[/QUOTE]

Welcome to the board...how high were you when you came up with that username?

"cause we are the aqua team, make the homeys say ho and the girlies wanna scream!"

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hah. the funniest skit was the one where they took the real world and made it all black people and this one white guy. that was really funny.

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[QUOTE=mooby]hah. the funniest skit was the one where they took the real world and made it all black people and this one white guy. that was really funny.[/QUOTE]

that was funny as hell when Poet from OZ and the guys roommate started doing his girl and the guys crying while waxing the weasel, :laughing2

I loved the skit making fun of godzilla,but nothing in my opinion can ever top the "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch" sketch.

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The Wayne Brady sketch was hilarious as was the race draft and the blind black KKK member

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Wayne Brady was one of my favorites.

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Wayne Brady was definitely a classic, and of course Rick James

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Rick James AND Prince. If Chapelle finally comes back, I'd love to see a bunch more of those "True Hollywood Stories".

Charlie Murphy is great.

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"Oh, what's this? Mr. Franklin is lookin' a little lonely...does Wayne Brady have to choke a ho??"

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Dave Chapelle please get healthy, the world won't be the same without your show!!

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Okay, the rumor is that he wants to do a skit called the N fairy. Where he dresses up in the old white face and gives atheletes, such as tiger woods, tips on how to be black. Like, sitting on their shoulder....

That's the type of thing comedy central wants to cut out but CHapelle wants. This is just a rumor I read.

By the way - Chapelle has been around for a long time. Killin' em Softly was about the best standup CD and we used to listen to it all the time in highschool, and though his role is small, he's the only good part about Blue Streak.