My 2011 Redskins Off-Season Haiku
 

Slow week at work. Opinion subject to change whenever I damn well please (all responses must be in Haiku form)

[B]Quarterback[/B]

Two Year Deal For Rex
Draft QB for the Future
A. Smith (for Dirtbag)

[B]Offensive Line[/B]

Keep Brown and Heyer
Sign Davin Joseph, Draft C
Cut Dock, and cut Hicks

[B]Wide Receiver[/B]

Keep Moss, Start Austin
Give Kelly One More Shot Here
Add FA WR

[B]Running Back[/B]

Need a New Starter
Let Portis Test the Market
Keep Torain as 2

[B]Tight End[/B]

Trade Cooley for Picks
Or Maybe You Trade Davis
Move One or Play Both

[B]Kicker/Punter[/B]

Wide Left or Wide Right
No Hang Time and No Distance
We Must Do Better

[B]Defensive Line[/B]

Need Youth Infusion
Trade Al for a Fourth or Fifth
Build Line Through The Draft

[B]Linebackers[/B]

Mac Gone, Carter Gone
Need LB To Help Brian
Play Rob Jackson More

[B]Defensive Backs[/B]

Bring Back Los and Buch
See If Anyone Wants Hall
Try Barnes at FS

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another one down
won't win the next, well there is
always next next year

j/k, just for the gloom and doomers

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F****** brilliant plan
SmootSmack you are my hero
This will be epic

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double Shanahans
seeking return to glory
year two please improve

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[quote=drew54;775504]F****** best idea ever
SmootSmack you are my new hero
This will be epic[/quote]

I guess 7 8 5
is the new 5 7 5 huh
that or you just fail

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I failed big time.
Please go light with my beatdown.
Red ass treatment time.

:spank:

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Redskin Jake Locker
more sexy than Bear Rexy
rookie of the year

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Hope springs eternal
New year. Playoffs? Negative.
Scotch. Single malt, please.

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Trade up and draft Luck
Win multiple Super Bowls!
Larry Michael sucks


Kareem Moore is trash
Need more defensive line help
Give Haslett one year

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[quote=Arrrgh!;775513]Hope springs eternal
New year. Playoffs? Negative.
Scotch. Single malt, please.[/quote]

my man

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Dallas suck monkey ass.
Dallas sucks lemon grass.
Emmit Smith is illiterate.

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[quote=alvin walton;775536]dallas suck monkey ass.
Dallas sucks lemon grass.
Emmit smith is illiterate.[/quote]

6 6 8

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[quote=Lotus;775512]Redskin Jake Locker
more sexy than Bear Rexy
rookie of the year[/quote]

Draft Locker way wrong
He is as good as napalm
Draft him and face palm :doh:

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[quote=Lotus;775512]Redskin Jake Locker
more sexy than Bear Rexy
rookie of the year[/quote]

my fave one so far
time to draft qb is here
...please replace rabach

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[quote=tryfuhl;775537]6 6 8[/quote]

Maybe he's Emmitt Smith?

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Rabach go away
Draft Gabbert in Second Round
Rexy starts til Blaine Ready

Keep Barnes at safety
Let DHall's Picks Go Elsewhere
Keep Los and Buch Here