Jared Allen: THIS Hilarious?!
 

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LOL!

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God, I wish this guy was a Redskin.

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wow, business n d front parrty in the back! classic

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[quote=12thMan;623872]God, I wish this guy was a Redskin.[/quote]

Your will come true when he is past his prime on the downhill of his career,Dan will get him with out a doubt. Just be patient.

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awesome

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Well, we do know he likes to party that's for sure.

I'm guessing a bud can kinda guy.

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[quote=Mattyk72;623897]Well, we do know he likes to party that's for sure.

I'm guessing a bud can kinda guy.[/quote]

I certainly can picture him smashing the empty can on his forehead!

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party with two r's

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Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

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him and chris cooley would be [B]best[/B] friends

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[quote=NicknacK89;623919]him and chris cooley would be [B]best[/B] friends[/quote]

very true very trrue

Re: Jared Allen: THIS Hilarious?!
 

The mullet- much more than a haircut, it's a lifestyle. LMAO!

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[quote=NicknacK89;623919]him and chris cooley would be [B]best[/B] friends[/quote]

Funny you should mention that.

[url=http://chriscooley47.blogspot.com/]The Official Blog of Chris Cooley[/url]

[B] [URL="http://chriscooley47.blogspot.com/2009/11/mullet-is-lifestyle.html"]The Mullet is a Lifestyle[/URL] [/B]

[B]Thursday, November 12, 2009[/B]

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kenny f'in powers!

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[quote=Mattyk72;623897]Well, we do know he likes to party that's for sure.

I'm guessing a bud can kinda guy.[/quote]

I'm guessing Pabst Blue Ribbon....

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PBR IS MONEY. Never talk crap about PBR.

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PBR is a classy trash beer. Bud is just straight up trash.

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Every conversation eventually leads to beer.

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[quote=Angry;624091]Every conversation eventually leads to beer.[/quote]

Wouldn't have it any other way.

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All beer is pretty much trash. The only exception is an expensive beer, in a nice pub, served in a glass. Thats the only way to be classy while drinking beer. Bottles can go either way but usually they're trashy.

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So the President of the United States actually held a "Trash Summit" with the VP, a cop and a Harvard professor?

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[quote=Dirtbag359;624098]All beer is pretty much trash. The only exception is an expensive beer, in a nice pub, served in a glass. Thats the only way to be classy while drinking beer. Bottles can go either way but usually they're trashy.[/quote]

This post solidifies your status as A-1 douche.

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[quote=Dirtbag359;624098]All beer is pretty much trash. The only exception is an expensive beer, in a nice pub, served in a glass. Thats the only way to be classy while drinking beer. Bottles can go either way but usually they're trashy.[/quote]

Beer snobs are trash

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Favorite beer anyone?

Before my wheat allergies kicked in I drank a local beer mostly called Coldsmoke. The flavor is right there in the name if you're wondering. Post allergy I'm limited to rice beers and the handful of gluten free ones like Redbridge, which is pretty nasty. So anyway Asahi is my fav now. Possibly the driest beverage on the planet. You basically need to chase it w/ water.

[I]Asahi, for those who want dry-mouth without smoking pot :)[/I]

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i just looked but didn't find it i thought there was a beer thread, maybe it was just in the drunk thread, one of my fav's is about to arrive again heavy seas below decks, from clipper city it's a winter seasonal barley wine it's 10% abv it comes in four packs for a reason

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My first impression of Jared Allen (not from the video)? A first class a**hole. Maybe i'm wrong but just a first impression. Then the Cooley, ketchup story.

I'm just guessing he still tosses back a few even after 3 DUI's.

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[quote=Angry;624099]So the President of the United States actually held a "Trash Summit" with the VP, a cop and a Harvard professor?[/quote]

That's actually a very accurate description of that whole mess.

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PBR isn't a trash beer anymore...it's the beer the young kids drink because they want to be "old school". It's actually decent, and I prefer it over most American Lagers.

Jared Allen is just a country bumpkin redneck having fun doing what he does. He's brash, a bit of an asshole maybe, and you hope he's learned from his legal troubles. But from that video, it seems to me he's loving life...good for him.

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[quote=Mattyk72;624079][B]PBR is a classy trash beer[/B]. Bud is just straight up trash.[/quote]
hahaha. and my dad has been knocking out PBR's ever since i can remember. he is 72 and still grogging. he used to send me and my brother to the distributor( when we were around 10 or 11 years old) with a ten dollar bill. come back with a case, and change. imagine someone doing that kind of thing now?

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"When I walk up to you, your like....this guy is serious", and I pass and your like "Damn, that guy likes to party, with two RR's" Awesome. The Mullet is a dying breed.

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[quote=The Goat;624138]Favorite beer anyone?

Before my wheat allergies kicked in I drank a local beer mostly called Coldsmoke. The flavor is right there in the name if you're wondering. Post allergy I'm limited to rice beers and the handful of gluten free ones like Redbridge, which is pretty nasty. So anyway Asahi is my fav now. Possibly the driest beverage on the planet. You basically need to chase it w/ water.

[I]Asahi, for those who want dry-mouth without smoking pot :)[/I][/quote]

The Asahi Brewery has a kick ass all you can eat / all you can drink party every once in awhile. Anyone who's in Japan should check it out. Stay clear of the pig ears though.

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Jared Allen does not seem to appreciate that the comb-over is also a way of life. Comb-over guys are bad-asses. :)

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I just had to watch this more than once. The power of the mullet truly is amazing.

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Allen is a monster. He's a pro wrestler I'd watch.

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"The return of the Mullet"...ah memories

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[quote=warpaint;623875]Your will come true when he is past his prime on the downhill of his career,Dan will get him with out a doubt. Just be patient.[/quote]
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Aint that the truth.

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I am a teacher and there is a kid I work with who has a mullet and rat tail going on. I have to say it is pretty damn impressive.