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The mods will ewither scold me or close t his thresad. but I want to tstart a t derunkk thread.

so officall , yh. you have to post i n t hist thread tif yhoiu're durink. 1wtgh.

Mtt y pleae don't get mad at me. thanks. 12ths. I love you g utys. even first down.

12thMan.

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Wow. I've had a few tonight, but wow. A "derunkk thread." lol!!

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Gm, hyeh. Tnaks for posting. I reallhy think this would be agaret thread if we can keep it at the top. you now. wow. what are you doikmg tonight. backaspace is my frined. ?

where are m =y condservative brothers?
warpath rocks!

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I'm going home...so here's to you guyes. the best guys i n wold.. we don't agree on everything. but we agreee theat skins need ot do bette, right? I mean we all agree on that. I lobe you guys.

Matty I think thius is a grood threald. Pleaased don't ban me.

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Wow. I've had a few myself but this is like brand new. lol this is really 12th? Did you knock back like an entire bottle?

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I'm pretty unbelievably drunk right now, but there's no way I could ever type like that 12th.

Good work.

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Nice, I am having an afternoon Manhattan right now. I've got a feeling I'll be returning to this thread tonight and in perpetuity. Holla.

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This is one of those things where he is going to log on the next day and think to himself "I cannot believe I posted that", while feeling shame, embarrassment, and a full on hangover. It's worse than having a drunken one night stand with an ugly fat chick because you cannot sneak out in the morning. It's here to stay bro...BRAVO!

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ill be getting ripped tonight. if i remember, ill post something. and 12th, is that really you?

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Hilarious thread. Might be sticky worthy

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I'll be at a bar tonight watching the Florida - LSU game, so hopefully I'll be posting on here later happily drunk.

12th must have been BLIND drunk! LOL. I can just picture him swaying over the keyboard with a hand over one eye so he can focus.

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Did Matty creat a thread heaven? Or is this Iowa?

Best... thread... ever!

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I think firstdown hacked his account... ;)

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good thred ibeen dri kin all nigt feel reaallu ggood right now.






(not really, just wanted to type like 12th.)

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[quote=12thMan;604927][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CnTpvn8Kbo]YouTube - Jamie Foxx - Extravaganza[/url][/quote]

Sobered up now?

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Geeezzz, barely. But yes.

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We should have 12th go out for a night on the town every Saturday night with our opponents the rest of the year .... you think you can handle that 12th ?

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i <3 this thread so much

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[quote=jamf;604914]I think firstdown hacked his account... ;)[/quote]

That's the hardest I've laughed all day! Thank you!

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this thread is so overdue. Gotta ask... what and how much were you drinking?

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I know that you weren't asking me, but I have had 12 Corona's since 2PM. That should be a pretty good indication of how lit 12th was.

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[quote=BleedBurgundy;605048]this thread is so overdue. Gotta ask... what and how much were you drinking?[/quote]

I was actually at a bar when I started the thread! Me and a friend started with a bottle of wine, then I had several shots (of something) and a few beers. Maybe like six? Total of three bars for the night.

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[quote=12thMan;605055]I was actually at a bar when I started the thread! Me and a friend started with a bottle of wine, then I had several shots (of something) and a few beers. Maybe like six? Total of three bars for the night.[/quote]

Sounds like my kinda night. I dunno if I could drink a bottle of wine and then liquor and then beer. Usually its either liquor and beer or bottles of wine.

12th was ballin.

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I started drinking in the morning for fun today and what a revelation it was.

I LOVE Budweiser.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;605064]I started drinking in the morning for fun today and what a revelation it was.

I LOVE Budweiser.[/quote]

I'm convinced that Wasted by Gucci Mane is your theme song.

[YT]de1CSrR8t_g[/YT]

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[quote=12thMan;605055]I was actually at a bar when I started the thread! Me and a friend started with a bottle of wine, then I had several shots (of something) and a few beers. Maybe like six? Total of three bars for the night.[/quote]

How about Hess? How much did she drink?

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[quote=SmootSmack;605077]How about Hess? How much did she drink?[/quote]

I miss Hess. You need to get her back here 12th. There's no one that can bring that much cynicism to the table at one time quite like Hess. I thought I saw her at BWI waiting on a flight to New Orleans though..

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Man, good old Hessy. I think Schneed ran her off for good. hahaha

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Hess is the worst!

I am drink Milwaukee Best Light this evening, good stuff, NOT!

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[quote=mredskins;605085]Hess is the worst!

I am drink Milwaukee Best Light this evening, good stuff, NOT![/quote]

Drinking on a budget are we? That's what me and my friends get when we don't wanna spend too much money. I liked it though honestly. Haha.

You could always get a few 40's of OE though. ;)

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No fair! This thread is almost impossible for me cuz I can drink Crown until my blood pressure forces me to stop (the ringing in my ears gets effing unbearable) but I'm not drunk yet. It sucks but this is my life...

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6 or 7 beers and a bit of scotch. And a Gator win. Great day. I'm pretty well on my way over here. I can't imagine how sloshed 12th was to type like that. I may need to be really concerned about how powerful my liver is. Either that or I think I'm drinking more than most, and in reality I'm just a wuss. The latter is totally possible.

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Epic Success. I am the world's worst typist and I don't think I could intentionally type that poorly. The level of drunkeness required or me would actually put me in a coma.

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I dunno, in college I had a fight with my girlfriend (now my wife) and then that night got sloshed. Got back to my room and fired off a drunken email. The type was worthy of 12th's, it's just so hard to get the fingers to work right when the room is spinning.

I guess if you're drunk enough to slur your speech, you're drunk enough to miss the keys!

She called me the next day and said "listen I'm not real happy about how yesterday went down, but that email was so funny I just had to forgive you."

Wish I could find it today, might be good for a laugh.

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This thread should be recieving serious attention............shortly........

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I missed this thread yesterday after the game and I didn't see anything wrong with
12th's speling.

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[quote=firstdown;606820]I missed this thread yesterday after the game and I didn't see anything wrong with
12th's speling.[/quote]
THAT'S humor........

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Son of a bitch! I was in Atlantic City for my friend's bachelor party this weekend and if only I'd had a computer 12th and I could have had the funniest conversation in Warpath history.

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Don't know why I'm writing this in this thread...

But Big Al Haynesworth came into the restaurant I work at in DC the other day with his girl, and destroyed a philli cheese steak in like two bites. It was pretty hilarious.

Dude was big, but not nearly as big as I had pictured him. I don't know... just felt like sharing that info.

He seemed like a pretty cool guy and said he would be coming back semi often because we are so close to union station.