F...Half-ass People.
 

A big F U goes out to people who do things half-assed. Whether it's putting furniture together, hanging a painting on the wall, or writing software code. If you're going to do something put in the time and do it right for god sake. A special F U goes out to Greg Brown for the wonderfully shitty 3'rd grade code he wrote and I have to clean up and fix.



Another rant brought to you by saden1.

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Lol, hope Greg doesn't stumble across this.

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Amen to this. This could precede every F thread we've ever had.

Typically, it's the half-assed people are the ones pissing us off.

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Clearly you people have forgotten the message once sang by the greatest nanny of all time, Shary Bobbins:
[I]
[Shary Bobbins]
If there's a task that must be done,
Don't turn your tail and run
Don't pout! Don't sob!
Just do a half-assed job!
If you cut every corner,
It's really not so bad.
Everybody does it,
Even Mum and Dad.
If nobody see it, then nobody gets mad!
[Bart] It's the American way!

[Shary Bobbins] The policeman on the beat needs some time to rest his feet.
[Chief Wiggum] Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!
[Shary Bobbins] And the clerk who runs the store can charge a little more for meat!
[Apu] For meat
[Shary Bobbins] And milk
[Apu] And milk!
[Shary Bobbins & Apu]
From nineteen-eighty-four!
[Shary Bobbins] If you cut every corner, you'll have more time for play!
[Shary Bobbins & the Simpsons] It's the American way![/I]

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I'll just add, "F half-ass people who don't realize they do things half-ass."

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That fucker Greg Brown! LoL.

AMD, did you transcribe that from a tape or is in your head?

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Here's adding the other cheek to a half ass job.

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I had a witty response almost typed up but gave up instead.

Weird you mention that, because I've spent the last week rebuilding a website from scratch after the last designer who was supposed to do it totally borked it and somehow managed to just float on to another project and leave the rewrite to me.

How is it that people who lack talent manage to survive in corporate America and kind of float around, while the people WITH talent get left doing all the dirty work?

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Yup, stupid floaters! They get by with buzz words and fancy talk without substance.

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i effin hate Greg Brown!

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F Greg Brown!

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[QUOTE=70Chip;408306]That fucker Greg Brown! LoL.

AMD, did you transcribe that from a tape or is in your head?[/QUOTE]
I got the lyrics off of some random website. Sadly though, I think I did know almost all of the words before I found them online.
I need a life.

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That Greg Brown is a real straight shooter with upper management written all over him.

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Fuck Greg Brown....boy did that feel good.

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz;408737]That Greg Brown is a real straight shooter with upper management written all over him.[/QUOTE]

I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

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I want to rededicate a special FU to Greg Brown. I'm still having to hunt debug and fix the shit you wrote you son of a bitch. If the place you work at now is laying people off I hope you're front and center in the line of fire...that felt good.

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[quote=saden1;523208]I want to rededicate a special FU to Greg Brown. I'm still having to hunt debug and fix the shit you wrote you son of a bitch. If the place you work at now is laying people off I hope you're front and center in the line of fire...that felt good.[/quote]

That code works you 2nd rate programmer!!!

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[quote=saden1;523208]I want to rededicate a special FU to Greg Brown. I'm still having to hunt debug and fix the shit you wrote you son of a bitch. If the place you work at now is laying people off I hope you're front and center in the line of fire...that felt good.[/quote]

It's the code that keeps on giving. You're not looking at this properly. Greg Brown has gone and given you job security.

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[quote=FRPLG;408758]I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".[/quote]

It's a jump to conclusions mat... You see, there are these conclusions, and you jump to them.

[IMG]http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s274/gmscud/70384439_ba1fd5b9de.jpg[/IMG]

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[quote=GMScud;523220]It's a jump to conclusions mat... You see, there are these conclusions, and you jump to them.[/quote]

That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, GMScud.

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[quote=FRPLG;523222]That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, GMScud.[/quote]

This thread made my day. My work-filled, annoying ass Monday. Cheers all.

Hey Peter man, put on channel 9! It's the breast exam!

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F half assed people who act like hot shit the first and only time they actually do something right.....and of course f GB.

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[quote=saden1;407969]A big F U goes out to people who do things half-assed. Whether it's putting furniture together, hanging a painting on the wall, or writing software code. If you're going to do something put in the time and do it right for god sake. A special F U goes out to Greg Brown for the wonderfully shitty 3'rd grade code he wrote and I have to clean up and fix.



Another rant brought to you by saden1.[/quote]

You're like the Barack Obama of software engineers. You have the opportunity to save us from all the incompetence that has gone before.

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[quote=FRPLG;523214]It's the code that keeps on giving. You're not looking at this properly. Greg Brown has gone and given you job security.[/quote]
LOL.

I know the feeling saden1. I'm currently going over my company's Corporate site and completely recoding it. It's one of those deals where the person/people who coded it did so in such a way that they would be the only ones who could make changes to do...what a pain in the ass. Unfortunately, I can't put a name to the mess, so a big F...half ass people who remain anonymous.

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F-Greg Brown and his F-ing shitty code, what a PoS !!!

Wow, that does feel good :)

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[quote=70Chip;523251]You're like the Barack Obama of software engineers. You have the opportunity to save us from all the incompetence that has gone before.[/quote]


I wish I was half as good as Lord Obama. He's on a whole different level, "a tingle up the leg inducing" level. I have hope though, I am inspired to dream and touch the sky.

I am merely a frustrated because I loath having to work late and cleanup after a retard by the name of Greg Brown. F him, F him to hell!

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The best aprt of this thread is the name

Greg Brown. It is so plain and simple. So inclusive. Greg Brown could be anybody. We all know Greg Brown.

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[quote=FRPLG;523595]The best aprt of this thread is the name

Greg Brown. It is so plain and simple. So inclusive. Greg Brown could be anybody. We all know Greg Brown.[/quote]Greg Brown is a pretty half-ass name if you ask me. He should be Dr. Gregory Brownstoneson III, Esq.