No more Bruise Brothers....Now what?
 

Well the Bruise Bros didnt work out , what do we call our safety tandem this year? I like ...

Hit Squad
Lumberjacks
Bounty Hunters
The Law

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

How many times as Capital Punishment been used in this city?

Shouldn't we see how they perform together before he give them a nickname? What if it's apparent that we should call them something like "The Please Don't Throw it Deep Against These Guys-Brothers" but we're stuck with The Hit Squad or some such nonsense?

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

I think we should hold off on the nicknames until we see what they actually do on the field where it counts.

I think we jinxed ourselves last year with the silly bang bros. crap.

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

[QUOTE=Mattyk72;306607]I think we should hold off on the nicknames until we see what they actually do on the field where it counts.

I think we jinxed ourselves last year with the silly bang bros. crap.[/QUOTE]

Ha, looks like I didn't need to make that edit.

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

I think we jinxed ourselves when we effectively signed a guy who moves like a middle linebacker to play opposite Sean Taylor...

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

I was scared for a moment! I thought you were refering to the Bang Brothers who do porn. God bless assparade.com!

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

Don't get to far ahead of yourself.......

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

You know how people go to baseball games and hang up a K for every strikeout a pitcher gets (Pedro when he was at Fenway)?

I think it'd be cool if we hung up a photo of every receiver that gets laid the eff out by either Taylor or Landry. We should start on Week 1, but Brian Moorman's visage should be etched into the FedEx Field facade, because he got so jacked up by Taylor in the Pro Bowl that he belongs on that [B]Wall of Pain[/B] forever.

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

[quote=Mattyk72;306607]I think we should hold off on the nicknames until we see what they actually do on the field where it counts.

I think we jinxed ourselves last year with the silly bang bros. crap.[/quote]

I don't think WE jinxed ourselves so much as that self-promoting asshole selling t-shirts did.

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

I say with go with Bash Brothers. As seen in the Mighty Ducks movies. Man those were the days.

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

[quote=Dirtbag359;306645]I say with go with Bash Brothers. As seen in the Mighty Ducks movies. Man those were the days.[/quote]

If we're gonna go old school kid sports movies, we should definitely just call them Icebox and Zoltec.

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

I just thought of a nice WWF in the 80's still name for the two of them. Seeing as they are both from southern schools we could call them Southern Discomfort.
I can already see the crappy, suspiciously faded t-shirts with their caricatures and Southern Discomfort written in huge block letters at the top.

I'd buy one, and then I'd grow out a mullet and start dipping.

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

Wasn't the shirt Bruise Bros?

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

If we're goin old school WWF, they should just wear shoulder pads with spikes and we can call em Hawk and Animal. Legion of Doom may not be the coolest nickname, but the spiked shoulder pads would be a nice touch.

[IMG]http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/377012/527128[/IMG]

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

Wait, didn't we call them Bash Brothers anyway? I KNEW I recognized Bang Bros, but I think they live on the seedier side of the internet. ;)

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

[QUOTE=PorterHouse;306605]Well the Bang Bros didnt work out , what do we call our safety tandem this year? I like ...

Hit Squad
Lumberjacks
Bounty Hunters
The Law[/QUOTE]

I actually like the sound of "the Lumberjacks" -- but until we start seeing them with Grizzly Adams-like beards dressed in flannel, I'm not sure it's going to work.

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

Honestly, Taylor looks pretty grizzly these days. You see that fro?!

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

so.. eh... when did fat bald guys with makeup become intimimdating???

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

How about the "Please work out as a great safety tandem so our front office doesn't look friggin' retarded AGAIN brothers."

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

Dan's Destroyers

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

[quote=jdlea;306662]If we're goin old school WWF, they should just wear shoulder pads with spikes and we can call em Hawk and Animal. Legion of Doom may not be the coolest nickname, but the spiked shoulder pads would be a nice touch.

[IMG]http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/377012/527128[/IMG][/quote]
LOD!!!!

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

[QUOTE=mredskins;306612]I was scared for a moment! I thought you were refering to the Bang Brothers who do porn. God bless assparade.com![/QUOTE]

me too. bless those geniuses.

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

I think that it is safe to say that most members of the Warpath are Porn advocates.

As far as nicknaming our safety tandem, just let the name come naturaly after they have actually done something. Or better yet don't name them at all. Its almost as sad as naming your Penis.

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

[quote=Beemnseven;306670]I actually like the sound of "the Lumberjacks" -- but until we start seeing them with Grizzly Adams-like beards dressed in flannel, I'm not sure it's going to work.[/quote]


I like the Lumberjacks cause they definately will be layin some wood. I could see that on a shirt.

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

Ilike LOD but how about Demolition? Remember them.....We are Demolition we will destroy you we fight to the end now. I think thats how it went.

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

[quote=Mattyk72;306607]I think we should hold off on the nicknames until we see what they actually do on the field where it counts.

I think we jinxed ourselves last year with the silly bang bros. crap.[/quote] That is what i said last year when someone made T-shirts with bang bros on it. I said that we should let a name develop. That way it means a lot mroe.

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

If they do work out...since we already call sean taylor the grim reaper we could call them the executioners or the undertakers or the gravediggers or something along those lines. My favorite so far is the legion of doom though.

if they don't cover the deep ball though we are going to have to call them laurel and hardy

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

along with the WWF motif we could go with the Headshrinkers

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

Grim Reaper and Guillotine
Batman and Robin
He-Man and Shera
Dora and Boots
Shock and Awe

Come on this sh** is getting retarded. Enough already!

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

Make Or Break.

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

i like "WE'LL FUCKING KILL YOU" as a nickname personally

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

Grip and Grin?

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

[quote=Slash83;306797]i like "WE'LL FUCKING KILL YOU" as a nickname personally[/quote]

lol, I like that one too. oh wait, I got it. How bout the Cobras, because if you're not careful they'll spit in your face!!!!!!

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

[quote=gabe1984;306806]lol, I like that one too. oh wait, I got it. How bout the Cobras, because if you're not careful they'll spit in your face!!!!!![/quote]
Low, but true.

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

How about Swiss and Limburger...cuz one will have holes in coverage and the other one will just plain stink.

jk

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

How 'bout "Safety First"

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

[quote=PorterHouse;306605]Well the Bang Bros didnt work out , what do we call our safety tandem this year? I like ...

Hit Squad
Lumberjacks
Bounty Hunters
The Law[/quote]


i think we should go with sean taylor and laron landry

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;306837]i think we should go with sean taylor and laron landry[/quote]

Southern Comfort!

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

[quote=angryssg;306850]Southern Comfort![/quote]


yeah i try

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

[QUOTE=angryssg;306716]As far as nicknaming our safety tandem, just let the name come naturaly after they have actually done something. Or better yet don't name them at all. [B]Its almost as sad as naming your Penis.[/B][/QUOTE]

Hey - Studley Stan takes offense at that.