Picking up chicks at the gym.
 

Has anyone ever successfully picked up a chick at the gym before? If so, what was your technique?

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Well first I tripped her...

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[QUOTE=SmootSmack;305448]Well first I tripped her...[/QUOTE]

then spilled coffee on her...

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Then showed her my powerful man muscle

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Then I followed her into the womens locker room...

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[quote=gabe1984;305441]Has anyone ever successfully picked up a chick at the gym before? If so, what was your technique?[/quote]
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[COLOR=black]Walk up to her and say that you think she's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen and you've been wanting to talk to her for weeks and finally found the courage to do so….... Works every time.[/COLOR]

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Negative it is to hard. Also keep in mind the gym is diffrent then a night club. At a night club get shoot down never see the chick again, get shoot down at the gym hello uncomfortable moments for the remander of your membership.

Or lets say you do hook up and it doesn't work refer back to uncomfortable moments.


Basically don't shit where you eat!

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what a coward...

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ok, hess, I'll go up to a girl I've never talked to before and say, "You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and I've been wanting to talk to you for weeks. I just could never find the courage to do so until now" And then, she'll be really freaked out. Am I wrong here?

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Hess line would work if yo uwere wanting to marry the chick but, if you are just looking to bang don't do it.

BTW- Redheads are crazy and should be avoided!

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[quote=hesscl34;305459]
[COLOR=black]Walk up to her and say that you think she's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen and you've been wanting to talk to her for weeks and finally found the courage to do so….... Works every time.[/COLOR][/quote]

Only problem with that is the women that go to a coed gym by themselves are usually there because they like being gawked at by 50 sweaty dudes. Not all women in the gym are like that, but the ones that would be worth hitting on usually are, so the ever original "you're the most beautiful woman in the world" line has probably been fed to her a thousand times.

Basically if you want to hit on that type of chick at the gym and succeed, you need to have a Honda Civic that sounds like a weedeater and wear your hat cocked to the side. If the woman is approaching cougar age, replace Civic with BMW and sideways hat with six figure income.

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Most women I see at the gym don't really look like they are interested in talking to anyone. Most people have headphones and are doing their own thing, not exactly meet market territory, at least where I go.

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[quote=gabe1984;305469]ok, hess, I'll go up to a girl I've never talked to before and say, "You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and I've been wanting to talk to you for weeks. I just could never find the courage to do so until now" And then, she'll be really freaked out. Am I wrong here?[/quote]

You guys really need to learn to take a joke!!!... I'm trying to be funny!! haha...

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Just tell her you admire her "flactoids", cause that's the "toid" you're workin on.

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hess, you're so funny

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First, go up to her and start screaming "JUST ONE MORE! GOOD JOB!!!" all the while asking if you can "work in" with her on her inner thigh workout. Offer to spot the aforementioned area.

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Step 1: Wear spandex shorts.

Step 2: Bench press as much weight as possible so that your body's blood flow reaches crazy levels.

Step 3: Approach hot young piece.

Step 4: Ask her "So do you want to go camping?"

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Of course if you look like this guy you'll have no problems with chicks at the gym

[IMG]http://www.theloseweightdiet.com/blog/wp-content/themes/anthurium/images/basedow.jpg[/IMG]

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LOL! 8-Minute Abs with John Basedow!

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GODDAMN! Basedow makes me crack up. Question, does anyone think he's made ANY cash? I mean seriously, I can't even see chicks buying it to look at him. He looks fake as hell and has the worst possible haircut.

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money talks... there are a lot of women that ONLY care about $$$$$

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On topic, I'd imagine the best place to pick up a chick is the classes, whether it's spin or aerobics. Just observe who goes into what classes, and just pop into the next one.

Off topic, John Basedow is to workouts as Tracy Jordan is to indoor grill machines.

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[quote=hesscl34;305521]money talks... there are a lot of women that ONLY care about $$$$$[/quote]

Well, I wear a loin cloth made out of Benjamins and it doesn't seem to help!

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;305517]GODDAMN! Basedow makes me crack up. Question, does anyone think he's made ANY cash? I mean seriously, I can't even see chicks buying it to look at him. He looks fake as hell and has the worst possible haircut.[/quote]

Doesn't it look like someone photoshopped his head onto someone else's body??

He looks so freaking odd.

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People seem to run the other direction when I do squats in it. :confused:

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[quote=Mattyk72;305529]Doesn't it look like someone photoshopped his head onto someone else's body??

He looks so freaking odd.[/quote]

I've always thought that. It's like the majority of the budget for his commercials has to be special effects or something, because he SURE as hell doesn't put any into the graphics.

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[quote=BDBohnzie;305526]On topic, I'd imagine the best place to pick up a chick is the classes, whether it's spin or aerobics. Just observe who goes into what classes, and just pop into the next one.[/quote]

You are correct sir. A friend of mine convinced me to do a pilates class a while back and we were the only guys in the class. Since we were stronger, we were able to do the advanced crap a lot better than most of the women, so we constantly had girls asking us to show them how to do stuff. I never tried to close the deal with any of them, but it's a lot easier to do so when a woman initiates a conversation with you.

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[QUOTE=Mattyk72;305514]Of course if you look like this guy you'll have no problems with chicks at the gym

[IMG]http://www.theloseweightdiet.com/blog/wp-content/themes/anthurium/images/basedow.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

For some reason, he reminds me of this guy:

[img]http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2004/10/team_america.jpg[/img]

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America, F*ck Yeah!!!!!!!

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;305532]People seem to run the other direction when I do squats in it. :confused:[/quote]

..nasty!!!

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[quote=Mattyk72;305480]Most women I see at the gym don't really look like they are interested in talking to anyone. Most people have headphones and are doing their own thing, not exactly meet market territory, at least where I go.[/quote]


Same here. We have a gym in the building where I work, and most of the chicks have on iPods or they're plugged into the treadmill headphone thingy.

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[quote=hesscl34;305459]
[COLOR=black]Walk up to her and say that you think she's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen and you've been wanting to talk to her for weeks and finally found the courage to do so….... Works every time.[/COLOR][/quote]

Is that how you pick up chicks?

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[quote=Mattyk72;305514]Of course if you look like this guy you'll have no problems with chicks at the gym

[IMG]http://www.theloseweightdiet.com/blog/wp-content/themes/anthurium/images/basedow.jpg[/IMG][/quote]


Actually, I have a Chia pet exactly like this.

Best, gym Pick up line........Hmmm
"Hey babe, wanna' make $14 the hard way" ?

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[quote=Schneed10;305512]Step 1: Wear spandex shorts.

Step 2: Bench press as much weight as possible so that your body's blood flow reaches crazy levels.

Step 3: Approach hot young piece.

Step 4: Ask her "So do you want to go camping?"[/quote]

lol, that's really funny, do you want to go camping?

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I don't think I've ever successfully "picked up" a chick anywhere...but the gym always seemed like a horrible place to begin a conversation...plus, like someone else said, if it failed, then you'd always have to see the person when you went to work out

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;305506]First, go up to her and start screaming "JUST ONE MORE! GOOD JOB!!!" all the while asking if you can "work in" with her on her inner thigh workout. Offer to spot the aforementioned area.[/quote]

HAHAHAH!! That's hilarious.
I asked my girlfriend about this. She said most chicks feel awkward being hit on at the gym because they are all sweaty and not looking their best.

I personally have never tried to pick up a girl at the gym, but if I did I would try a very nonchalant approach. Kind of "accidentally" find a way to start up any kind of dialogue with her. Like ask to work in on the machine she is using, or walk up to the machine next to the one she's on and ask her if she's on it. Or just ask her if she wants to use your machine next. I don't know....

"Meet John Basedow, he's gonna show you how..." C'mon you know the gingle... "It's fitness made simple, made for real people, livin' better lives!!"
hahaha. That guy looks like he belongs in a wax museum.

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imagine if Basedow, Kiper Jr., and the Donald somehow found a way to make a child...

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[quote=AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace;305652]imagine if Basedow, Kiper Jr., and the Donald somehow found a way to make a child...[/quote]

damn, is it possible to have a comb-over afro that's died blond??? Anyone ever watch Conan O'Brien when he takes two celebrities and combines their faces to show what their kids would look like? It would be funny to do that with those three...

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Drop a bottle of Viagra next to her, hope she notices, and hope she finds it interesting...

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[quote=GMScud;305658]damn, is it possible to have a comb-over afro that's died blond??? Anyone ever watch Conan O'Brien when he takes two celebrities and combines their faces to show what their kids would look like? It would be funny to do that with those three...[/quote]

maybe it would just form a solid chunk like a lego man's hair