F metrosexuals
 

If any of you guys are one, I apologize. Well not really. What is up with these guys anyway? There's one in my office and nobody can tell if he's gay or just metro. Either way the dude is waaaaaaaaay too well groomed and tucks in his shirt all the time even on casual dress Fridays.

Seriously, what's up with these "guys"?

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This has nothing to do with metrosexuals, but I hate it when guys tuck in their jerseys.....its just looks tacky.

We have a couple of metro's in my office. On casual friday they refuse to ever wear a t-shirt....its always some kind of striped button-downed with like purple and pink stripes. So gay. The worst was during the summer when these faggs were wearing WHITE shorts. I couldn't even look at them.

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I'm so glad I'm a female. lol

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I work with a guy that has been deemed metro. He's pretty cool about it. We actually call him metro now. He's really not that bad, though, I guess.

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As Carlos Mencia says, a metrosexual is about 2 weeks from coming out of the closet...

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I hate when guys wear football jerseys OVER a collared, button-down dress shirt.

That just looks stupid.[IMG]http://alumni.psu.edu/images/e-news/05_may/07.jpg[/IMG]

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[quote=Buster;242132]I hate when guys wear football jerseys OVER a collared, button-down dress shirt.

That just looks stupid.[IMG]http://alumni.psu.edu/images/e-news/05_may/07.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

Oh man I hate that too

Beyond stupid

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Metrosexual = Flamingly well dressed to the point of obsession.

Fortunately I'm too poor and too ugly to qualify.

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Oh, and anyone who tucks a jersey in should be immediately killed and I'm a moderate.

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If you take longer to get ready than a girl... we've got issues...

I don't know what kind of issues... and actually we probably don't have any... but still... It's annoying.

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[quote=RobH4413;242168]If you take longer to get ready than a girl... we've got issues...

I don't know what kind of issues... and actually we probably don't have any... but still... It's annoying.[/quote]

Rob, is that even possible? When I get ready for an evening out I match and lay out my outfit, shower, shave, apply cologne, style hair, watch the NFL rerun of the Redskins in full, balance my check book, write a thesis on how to resolve the Middle East crisis, construct a 1/32 scale model of 'The White House' from nail clippings, read the NY Times and at that point my girlfirend will ask me if she looks better in the black or the red dress.

Any man who can't get ready before a woman should be killed, and I'm a moderate.

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you can construct a 1/32 scale model of the white house from nail clippings?

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[IMG]http://www.istrianet.org/istria/people/photos/viskovic/16_val-02.jpg[/IMG]

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[quote=RobH4413;242204][IMG]http://www.istrianet.org/istria/people/photos/viskovic/16_val-02.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

Any man who leans against a wall dressed like that should be killed, and I'm a moderate.

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[quote=BrunellMVP?;242194]you can construct a 1/32 scale model of the white house from nail clippings?[/quote]

I wouldn't claim I could if I couldn't, now would I?*














* [FONT=Garamond][SIZE=1]Yes, I would.[/SIZE][/FONT]

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[QUOTE=RobH4413;242204][IMG]http://www.istrianet.org/istria/people/photos/viskovic/16_val-02.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

that's not a metrosexual. real metros don't tuck their shirt in either. the dudes you guys are talking aboout are a different classification: lost.

and for what its worth, metros get crazy attention from girls here in nyc.

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yeah, but they def do only where black and white...

esp. up in nyc.

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[QUOTE=RobH4413;242214]yeah, but they def do only where black and white...

esp. up in nyc.[/QUOTE]

too true. if you only heard how many times i've heard "black is the new black" up here this season...

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I don't think i have ever classified anyone as metro. I mean its a style of what they wear but people who tuck in their jerseys aren't metro, they're retarded.

By the way dressing like a homo is not that bad of an idea when it comes to the ladies. My boy dressed up like a jackass for halloween by wearing 3 polos with all popped collars and jeans with holes in them and what not and the girls were all over him. It was a bit rediculous. People just thought he was a normal dumbass dressed like that and didn't notice it was because it was halloween. He made sure to go above and beyond too.

THE BSB went as the burger king king. Burger King breakfast slogan- "wake up with the king".

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[QUOTE=illdefined;242220]too true. if you only heard how many times i've heard "black is the new black" up here this season...[/QUOTE]

I hate it when people "announce" what the new style or color is. IMO whatever you feel comfortable wearing...then wear it.

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yeah that dude in the pic would net nothing over here in ny. would get mugged though. in a hot sec.

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[quote=Mattyk72;242059]If any of you guys are one, I apologize. Well not really. What is up with these guys anyway? There's one in my office and nobody can tell if he's gay or just metro. Either way the dude is waaaaaaaaay too well groomed and tucks in his shirt all the time even on casual dress Fridays.

Seriously, what's up with these "guys"?[/quote]


Just a New World Order name for Homo. Homo=Metro, metro=homo. walks like a duck, quacks like a duck.......................it's not a hedgehog.
Glad to be of service

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[QUOTE=Hog1;242229]Just a New World Order name for Homo. Homo=Metro, metro=homo. walks like a duck, quacks like a duck.......................it's not a hedgehog.
Glad to be of service[/QUOTE]

fucks like a hetero though. :pimp:

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[quote=illdefined;242228]yeah that dude in the pic would net nothing over here in ny. would get mugged though. in a hot sec.[/quote]
that guy in the picture wouldn't even get any from the gay community. I can't see any self respecting girl getting with that.

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It must be the pleated pants. And the well-pounded ass.

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:woot: [QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection;242246]It must be the pleated pants. And the well-pounded ass.[/QUOTE]

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I posted this somewhere else... but thought it applied...

"This is very near and dear to me," McNabb said. "I took a lot of pride in the design, the comfort level and the look."

[IMG]http://www.nfl.com/teams/photos/2000/PHI/mcnabb.jpg[/IMG]

You be the judge.

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hahahahah, i got to agree, those guys have one step in the door to being flaming

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I've just re-read Matty's original post and I belive he's an advocate for actually effing them.

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do we really need 15,000 threads about "f stuff"

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[quote=dall-assblows;242300]do we really need 15,000 threads about "f stuff"[/quote]

Puppy kicker.

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[quote=dall-assblows;242300]do we really need 15,000 threads about "f stuff"[/quote]

Why yes. Yes we do.

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so why did we ever ban kidwell in the first place?

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This place needs more cowbell.

And more F threads!

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[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3e/I%27m-Bruce-Dickinson.jpg[/IMG]
I'm Bruce Dickinson

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[quote=RobH4413;242345][IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3e/I%27m-Bruce-Dickinson.jpg[/IMG]
I'm Bruce Dickinson[/quote]


awww yeah more cowbell baby

[IMG]http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/img/snl-more-cowbell.jpg[/IMG]

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I hate to admit this, but I dated one once. They are very clean, handsome, well spoken…

I didn’t date him for very long, but I will say this though - the women LOVED him. He had them eating out of his hands.... bizarre...

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I don't mind metrosexuals as much as dudes who consistently were muscle shirts even if it's 20 degrees outside.

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It's because they think he's gay and non-threatening.

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I hate pretty boys. I like my men rugged and athletic.