No more Bruise Brothers....Now what?
 

Well the Bruise Bros didnt work out , what do we call our safety tandem this year? I like ...

Hit Squad
Lumberjacks
Bounty Hunters
The Law

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

How many times as Capital Punishment been used in this city?

Shouldn't we see how they perform together before he give them a nickname? What if it's apparent that we should call them something like "The Please Don't Throw it Deep Against These Guys-Brothers" but we're stuck with The Hit Squad or some such nonsense?

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

I think we should hold off on the nicknames until we see what they actually do on the field where it counts.

I think we jinxed ourselves last year with the silly bang bros. crap.

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

[QUOTE=Mattyk72;306607]I think we should hold off on the nicknames until we see what they actually do on the field where it counts.

I think we jinxed ourselves last year with the silly bang bros. crap.[/QUOTE]

Ha, looks like I didn't need to make that edit.

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

I think we jinxed ourselves when we effectively signed a guy who moves like a middle linebacker to play opposite Sean Taylor...

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

I was scared for a moment! I thought you were refering to the Bang Brothers who do porn. God bless assparade.com!

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

Don't get to far ahead of yourself.......

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

You know how people go to baseball games and hang up a K for every strikeout a pitcher gets (Pedro when he was at Fenway)?

I think it'd be cool if we hung up a photo of every receiver that gets laid the eff out by either Taylor or Landry. We should start on Week 1, but Brian Moorman's visage should be etched into the FedEx Field facade, because he got so jacked up by Taylor in the Pro Bowl that he belongs on that [B]Wall of Pain[/B] forever.

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

[quote=Mattyk72;306607]I think we should hold off on the nicknames until we see what they actually do on the field where it counts.

I think we jinxed ourselves last year with the silly bang bros. crap.[/quote]

I don't think WE jinxed ourselves so much as that self-promoting asshole selling t-shirts did.

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

I say with go with Bash Brothers. As seen in the Mighty Ducks movies. Man those were the days.

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

[quote=Dirtbag359;306645]I say with go with Bash Brothers. As seen in the Mighty Ducks movies. Man those were the days.[/quote]

If we're gonna go old school kid sports movies, we should definitely just call them Icebox and Zoltec.

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

I just thought of a nice WWF in the 80's still name for the two of them. Seeing as they are both from southern schools we could call them Southern Discomfort.
I can already see the crappy, suspiciously faded t-shirts with their caricatures and Southern Discomfort written in huge block letters at the top.

I'd buy one, and then I'd grow out a mullet and start dipping.

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

Wasn't the shirt Bruise Bros?

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

If we're goin old school WWF, they should just wear shoulder pads with spikes and we can call em Hawk and Animal. Legion of Doom may not be the coolest nickname, but the spiked shoulder pads would be a nice touch.

[IMG]http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/377012/527128[/IMG]

Re: No more Bang Brothers....Now what?
 

Wait, didn't we call them Bash Brothers anyway? I KNEW I recognized Bang Bros, but I think they live on the seedier side of the internet. ;)