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Cute, reminds me of my niece

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That's a classic. I wish I had all that energy.

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A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary hospital. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, but your duck has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"



"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.


"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever.



As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head from side to side.


The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat.



The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.


The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said earlier, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

The vet then turned to his computer terminal, and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.



The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead?"


The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."

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[quote=firstdown;892602]That's a classic. I wish I had all that energy.[/quote]

I wish I could get my son to run the drills that well!


Great video.

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And the classic:
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the words "epic" and "owned" are lame. but this prank is some good clean fun
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This is one of those things that's really cool and weird at the same time.
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I was (in order):


Broken
Funny
Whore

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In order:

Fat
Beautiful
Funny

I've seen that before though, so I had a competitive advantage.

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apparently i'm an epic ape whore.

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A truly great Professor.

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This doesn't seem happy or fun but it is blowing my mind. I've checked out this guy's channel and he's eating everything from toilet paper and crayons to super glue...

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[quote=DynamiteRave;901366][YT]13bkEASIp5s[/YT]

This doesn't seem happy or fun but it is blowing my mind. I've checked out this guy's channel and he's eating everything from toilet paper and crayons to super glue...[/quote]

Certainly a contributing member of society.

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i'm 4 vids deep right now. this guy is creeping me out

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[quote=los panda;901386]i'm 4 vids deep right now. this guy is creeping me out[/quote]

He looks like Jimmy from Yes, Dear

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he looks like the guy you really wish you didn't offer to drive home from the party

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[quote=los panda;901386]i'm 4 vids deep right now. this guy is creeping me out[/quote]

Haha. I watched the video on his life story. (Its 20 minutes long and I'm tired so I didn't finish it) And he seems like a really decent guy. Rough child hood, dealt with alcoholism.. Obviously... And did a tour of duty in Desert Storm. Just seem's he got dealt a bad hand with the psychologically based eating disorder.

And he's a bit weird.

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[quote=Dirtbag59;901372]Certainly a contributing member of society.[/quote]

The hat says it all.

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From @funnyandfacts: "Chuck Norris was born May 6,1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not."

Not necessarily true, but it would be hilarious if it was.

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[quote=DynamiteRave;901366][YT]13bkEASIp5s[/YT]

This doesn't seem happy or fun but it is blowing my mind. I've checked out this guy's channel and he's eating everything from toilet paper and crayons to super glue...[/quote]

In my minds eye I always picture Giantone just like this.

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[quote=mredskins;901565]In my minds eye I always picture Giantone just like this.[/quote]

It COULD actually be him. The vodka would explain some of his posts.

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i've always wanted to see a grown man 1) eat an entire box of crayons 2) drink an entire bottle of baby shampoo, and 3) injest elmers glue by the pint.

I think my life just might be complete now.

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[quote=That Guy;901822]i've always wanted to see a grown man 1) eat an entire box of crayons 2) drink an entire bottle of baby shampoo, and 3) injest elmers glue by the pint.

I think my life just might be complete now.[/quote]

The Ghost pepper one was pretty intense. Although I'm partial to the one of him eating 2 habaneros then a tube of icy hot gel.

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i wonder if he'd do an entire raw chicken, bones and all

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[quote=Ruhskins;901552]From @funnyandfacts: "Chuck Norris was born May 6,1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not."

Not necessarily true, but it would be hilarious if it was.[/quote]

Good stuff. More people should post stuff like that on SHFT. Not necessarily Norris stuff but funny tweets and comments.

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[quote=DynamiteRave;901366][YT]13bkEASIp5s[/YT]

This doesn't seem happy or fun but it is blowing my mind. I've checked out this guy's channel and he's eating everything from toilet paper and crayons to super glue...[/quote]

his parents are proud I'm sure

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This features the guy who does the voice of Garrus in Mass Effect. You have to watch the whole video to get the full effect but you'll understand why it belongs in the Super Happy Fun Thread at around the 0:35 mark.
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[quote=DynamiteRave;901366]

This doesn't seem happy or fun but it is blowing my mind. I've checked out this guy's channel and he's eating everything from toilet paper and crayons to super glue...[/quote]


Not shocked it's a Giants fan either.

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[quote=DynamiteRave;901366][YT]13bkEASIp5s[/YT]

This doesn't seem happy or fun but it is blowing my mind. I've checked out this guy's channel and he's eating everything from toilet paper and crayons to super glue...[/quote]


Getting back to this for a second. Saturday night I was having trouble sleeping (shockingly not due to my children) and I was watching something but they made screwdrivers so I was like that is a good idea.

I took a pint glass added 3 shoots and filled with OJ and some ice. God it took everything I had to get it down. Something about vodka that has such "gasoline" like aftertaste that I just hate. IT would have been easier for me to just do 3 shots of tequila without a chaser then that screwdriver.

So with that said I am proud of Giantone.

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[url=http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh6Ls61cDNfhkd6MvH]Video: When Showing Off Goes Wrong: Bully Gets Dropped![/url]


I've said it numerous times that I can't stand bullies so you can imagine the happiness from me once I saw this video.

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[quote=NC_Skins;904337][URL="http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh6Ls61cDNfhkd6MvH"]Video: When Showing Off Goes Wrong: Bully Gets Dropped![/URL]


I've said it numerous times that I can't stand bullies so you can imagine the happiness from me once I saw this video.[/quote]

Sweet!

I love bullies, they always go down easy.