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GhettoDogAllStars 09-25-2006 08:47 AM

Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
 
I just checked out their site ... omg.

one of the pics says something like, "my pops let me pimp out the cruiser..." -- damn that's hard! ;)

I was tempted to send them an email to let them know how lame they are

ArtMonkDrillz 09-25-2006 08:52 AM

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OH MY GOD!!!! THE Icy Hot Stunatz!!! I haven't seen this awesome...I mean... stupid website in years. They are awesome and I want to be their tour manager.

GhettoDogAllStars 09-25-2006 09:14 AM

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yo, they're legit son ... even nelly endorses them! :doh:

MTK 09-25-2006 09:33 AM

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That site is so bad. It's gotta be a joke, right? It's one of those things that I wouldn't be surprised if it's for real or a spoof. It's that bad.

TheMalcolmConnection 09-25-2006 10:15 AM

Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
 
It's a joke just like [url=http://www.realultimatepower.net]Are you ready to get pumped[/url].

GhettoDogAllStars 09-25-2006 10:24 AM

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[IMG]http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/kidgarbage.jpg[/IMG]
"This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off. He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty, which is bragable."

damn, that kid looks mean! I wouldn't F with him!

lmao!

Monkeydad 09-25-2006 03:18 PM

Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
 
[quote=Mattyk72;218921]Check the site:

[URL="http://www.icyhotstunta.com/"]Stuntaz[/URL]

It gets worse[/quote]

Wow, I have not seen them for about 4 years. I forgot about them.

I see a LOT of kids like that around here...and they're not joking. Idiots.

Look at that, they're nearing a TRILLION site hits! That's insane.

BDBohnzie 10-12-2006 02:07 PM

Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
 
Bringing it back from the dead with this light humorous read:
[url]http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/182862349.html[/url]

best of craigslist > los angeles > DO NOT EAT PRINGLES FAT FREE POTATO CHIPS. THEY WILL GREASE YOUR ASS.
Originally Posted: Mon, 17 Jul 02:10 PDT

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DO NOT EAT PRINGLES FAT FREE POTATO CHIPS. THEY WILL GREASE YOUR ASS.

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Date: 2006-07-17, 2:10AM PDT


Don't even fucking say a word. I like potato chips, and can't eat them very much or I'll get fat.

I tried out these Pringles Fat-Free chips because they were super low-cal. BBQ flavor. the fuck.

The can said they had 70 calories per serving, which meant the whole can had 490 calories inside total. I could munch through a can in a day with my lunch, dinner, etc. So I got several cans, and began enjoying one a day for the past four days. But what they dont fucking tell you...

Except in tiny print you cant read without a fucking electron microscope

...is that the primary ingredient is something called "olean" which I have since learned is Latin for "Unwashable & Indestructible Ass Grease."

Oh Yeah. I'm not even kidding.

So today, while I'm standing in the living room debating whether or not Laundry or Dishes will get done first, I get the urge to fart. I live alone, so sweet. I let the honk loose and its wrong. Something just sounded wrong. I know my own wind, and I have never farted a sound that sounded like a fart wrapped in a pillow.

Oh yes, something was very wrong. I had just shat myself. But this evil olean makes shitting yourself sound almost like a regular fart, and had I not been particularly attentive, it could easily have gone unnoticed, I'm telling you. THAT's how utterly covert and evil this olean stuff is. What the fuck?! What if I'd gone out to hang with friends or gone for a drive, what then?

So I walk carefully to the bathroom and disrobe. before I even sit on the toilet, I wad paper and carefully wipe from the front. Sure enough, it was light brown, and had the texture of soft spackle. You fucking Pringle bastards.

I sat down and pushed a bit, and lo, out came a jet that I didnt even feel an urge for one minute earlier. It piled in the bowl like brown marshmallow fluff.

The problem rose when I tried to wipe. I went through a whole fucking roll of TP and could not get it all off me. So.

I jumped in the shower. Yep, its gross, but it had to be done. There I stood, water pouring down, cheeks spread, and using my own hand to make certain I'm clean.

That was when I discovered that after using my hand to wipe myself (before I soaped the area) my hand came back covered in some sort of transparent grease. It was so fucking foul. The grease made water bead off my hand. It was tacky too, and very difficult to manage.

So I grabbed the bar of saop and went to work.

You fucking Pringle bastards.

The bar of soap came away coated in grease as well, and would no longer wash. I had to turn the water to hot and massage the soap for five minutes to get it to the point where I could use it again. It took me an hour to get the fucking grease off my pucker. I shudder to think of what its doing INSIDE ME right now, but I will damned sure never eat that shit again.

Fucking Pringle bastards.

This is where the joke about "anal leakage" came from. its real. Fuck Pringles.


this is in or around ANAL LEAKAGE, ANYBODY?

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


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TheMalcolmConnection 10-12-2006 02:19 PM

Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
 
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! I've hear that about those "WOW" chips. They call it WOW because that's what you say when you get on the pot.

ArtMonkDrillz 10-12-2006 02:27 PM

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The Icy Hot Stuntaz reminded me of this other gem from my freshman year of college. Any time I was stressed out or having a bad day I could just check out this site and the world would make sense again.

Enjoy
[url=http://www.mytrailerpark.com/]Welcum to My Trailer Park![/url]

PS - this does not reflect my views on trailer park living.

724Skinsfan 10-12-2006 02:36 PM

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HAHAHA! Holy crap! Tears, mother effer, TEARS!. I've got to leave my cubicle for a few minutes to dry my eyes. Man, I love poop humor!

dall-assblows 10-12-2006 03:26 PM

Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
 
[quote=BigSKINBauer;118972][IMG]http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/writers/don_banks/10/23/snap.judgments.week7/p1_garcia.jpg[/IMG]

and TO said he was gay[/quote]

he is married to a playboy model[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMicali5F6SwBoz2jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12e4t9p0t/EXP=1160767386/**http%3a//forums.mzocentral.net/uploads/post-6-1095292114.jpg[/IMG]
who is gay now TO? ^garcia's girlfriend

hooskins 10-12-2006 06:29 PM

Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
 
[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;219822]It's a joke just like [URL="http://www.realultimatepower.net"]Are you ready to get pumped[/URL].[/quote]

Now that is an awesome site.

724Skinsfan 10-12-2006 07:11 PM

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[quote=hooskins;227669]Now that is an awesome site.[/quote]

Oh man, I haven't seen that site in about 4 years. On that same ninja site. check out this little movie:

[url=http://web.syr.edu/~ormykyta/flash/pirate.html]pirate[/url][URL="http://web.syr.edu/~ormykyta/flash/pirate.html"][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#ffff00][/COLOR][/FONT][/URL]

ArtMonkDrillz 10-13-2006 01:01 PM

Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
 
Ninjas have nothing on The Cobra Kai!

[url=http://www.billyzabka.com/]Home Page[/url]


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