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RedskinRat 10-14-2009 05:38 PM

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[URL="http://www.leenks.com/link223336.html"]Prank? No, thanks![/URL] Only worth watching the first 15 seconds.

Please let the next person dropped be Ashton Kutcher.

Leenks - Come for the humor, stay for the pr0n.

tryfuhl 10-16-2009 07:27 PM

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[IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b331/animated2/4.jpg[/IMG]

saden1 10-21-2009 01:14 PM

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[YT]D67LYEacBoE[/YT]

tryfuhl 10-21-2009 09:15 PM

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[IMG]http://www3.pic-upload.de/21.10.09/zvhya6q6mr.gif[/IMG]

KLHJ2 10-21-2009 09:28 PM

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[quote=CRedskinsRule;608414][URL="http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&cl=16085959&ch=4226726&src=news"]Yahoo![/URL]
Travelocity may not let there travel gnome go to Germany anymore ;)[/quote]

I feel bad for the so called "Journalist" that had to cover that story.

Josh Baker 10-21-2009 10:41 PM

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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

RedskinRat 10-23-2009 07:57 PM

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[IMG]http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/cat_tennis.jpg[/IMG]

70Chip 10-24-2009 12:41 AM

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[URL="http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/galleries/highs_and_lows_of_steve_phillips_career_brooke_hundley_and_beyond/highs_and_lows_of_steve_phillips_career_brooke_hundley_and_beyond.html"][IMG]http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/10/22/amd_steve_phillips_brooke_hundley.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

You're the one for me fatty.

Monkeydad 10-26-2009 11:14 AM

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[quote=Dirtbag359;603196]
Redskin fans fear not. There is hope.
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[/quote]


Funny how the Skins players are wearing cheap replica jerseys.



[quote=Dirtbag359;603196]
[CENTER]
The moral of the story is don't spike the ball
[/CENTER]
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-azgWTq3_dU&feature=related"]YouTube - Quarter back spikes ball and it hits himself in the nuts[/URL]

[/quote]

Sigh, Canadians trying to play football...it's as bad as Americans trying to play soccer!

Monkeydad 10-26-2009 11:31 AM

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[YT]GeqRBjwTEjA[/YT]

over the mountain 10-26-2009 01:50 PM

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^^^^ lol jeez louise that was vicious!!!

smootistheman 10-29-2009 11:40 AM

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Some gal out there found Tattoo Boy Sexy...That's just wrong! Thanks for that pic in my head. :goodjob:

GMScud 10-29-2009 12:44 PM

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Anybody dressing up for Halloween for any parties or anything? Went to a great costume party in '07, not so much last year.

RedskinRat 11-03-2009 12:49 PM

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[URL="http://newsarse.com/2009/11/02/politics-is-no-place-for-truth-minister-tells-sacked-drugs-zsar/"]Newsarse.com politics-is-no-place-for-truth-minister-tells-sacked-drugs-zsar/[/URL]

[I]Gordon Brown encouraged the sacking of the UK’s former chief drugs adviser, Professor David Nutt, for trying to introduce an element of truth into the political process.[/I]

[I]Professor Nutt was sacked for using scientific research and empirical evidence to suggest that drinking alcohol and smoking cigarettes was far more harmful than chilling out with the odd camberwell carrot.[/I]

[I]Nutt used a letter to the Guardian to outline extensive research which had shown that cannabis posed significantly less risk than than previously thought, also suggesting that the government were a bunch of fucking idiots for raising it to a Category B drug.[/I]

tryfuhl 11-03-2009 07:31 PM

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[quote=RedskinRat;619999][URL="http://newsarse.com/2009/11/02/politics-is-no-place-for-truth-minister-tells-sacked-drugs-zsar/"]Newsarse.com politics-is-no-place-for-truth-minister-tells-sacked-drugs-zsar/[/URL]

[I]Gordon Brown encouraged the sacking of the UK’s former chief drugs adviser, Professor David Nutt, for trying to introduce an element of truth into the political process.[/I]

[I]Professor Nutt was sacked for using scientific research and empirical evidence to suggest that drinking alcohol and smoking cigarettes was far more harmful than chilling out with the odd camberwell carrot.[/I]

[I]Nutt used a letter to the Guardian to outline extensive research which had shown that cannabis posed significantly less risk than than previously thought, also suggesting that the government were a bunch of fucking idiots for raising it to a Category B drug.[/I][/quote]

hahahahaha I'm so immature

"Nutt sacked over cannabis claims"

tryfuhl 11-03-2009 07:31 PM

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[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/61aXE.jpg[/IMG]

Dirtbag59 11-04-2009 06:36 PM

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This is what will happen where I live if Vinny gets replaced with a qualified GM.
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Also apparently to write a pop song you only need 4 chords.
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Tony P had a chart topping hit in France. Does anyone here recognize Tony P?
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Dirtbag59 11-04-2009 10:49 PM

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One of the funniest videos I've seen on Youtube (I've seen over 20,000 since 2005).
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Also for those who have never seen the painkiller football commercial. Many of you have probably seen it, but I envy those that haven't.
[yt]XdOiF_qdQLI[/yt]

And of course
[yt]Du5MsH5e414[/yt]

[yt]mqIQJ-raIos[/yt]

[yt]FVsijmCFs50[/yt]

Monkeydad 11-06-2009 11:09 AM

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[IMG]http://im.omnomed.com/out.php/i1535_2072.jpg[/IMG]

budw38 11-06-2009 06:45 PM

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[quote=Buster;621120][IMG]http://im.omnomed.com/out.php/i1535_2072.jpg[/IMG][/quote]
Awesome !!!!

tryfuhl 11-06-2009 06:56 PM

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KLHJ2 11-06-2009 07:28 PM

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[quote=tryfuhl;621253][yt]byCG-eGYgyo[/yt][/quote]

Relative of yours? :silly:

Dirtbag59 11-10-2009 01:46 PM

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Breaking News - Vinny Cerrato has been removed as Executive VP of Football Operations. In the meantime we've been told that he will work with owner, Daniel Snyder, to select a new General Manager for the Washington Redskins. We have obtained a few questions the dynamic duo intends to ask potential candidates along with the answers they want to hear.

Q: A reciever and a offensive lineman are drowning. You can only save one, who do you save? Additional details: The offensive lineman is a church going charity worker that is well known in the community. He also attends all offseason workouts and is considered a leader in the locker room. The reciever describes his lifestyle as Lambourghini living and gets wasted on Saturday nights during the season. The reciever avoids OTA's like the plague.

A: You always save the reciever.


Q: An offensive lineman and cornerback are available in the 3rd round. The cornerback is considered only slightly better and will probably be available when you select 2 rounds later. The offensive lineman will be picked within the next round. You have 4 quality Corners on the roster but your O-Line depth sucks. The CB also has a cool YouTube video.

A: Always go with BPA


Q: T or F - I love raquetball.
A: True


Q: T or F - The owner is the best person in the world
A: True


Q: T or F - Offensive Lineman are evil
A: True


Q: You just signed Mike Williams, have you fixed your holes along the O-Line?
A: Yes


Q: You've just stripped the head coach of his play calling duties and told the media that it was mutually agreed upon because there was "to much on his plate." Will the media and public believe your explanation even though it's complete b*** s***?

A: Yes, the public and media are stupid mindless drones that will always drink the kool aid.


Q: A season ticket holder has just filed for bankruptcy and can't pay for their tickets. What is your course of action?

A: Sue their ass.


Q: People are making mean signs about you and your best friend (the owner), what do you do?

A: Ban all signs and throw people out with mean t-shirts. Also ban paper bags.


Q: How much should a fan pay for a hot dog?
A: $2,000


Q: The fans and media feel that you didn't make the best draft picks? How do you explain this at your press conference?

A: Tell them about the holy draft board and explain best player available.


Q: T or F - The Redskins are always one player away from a Super Bowl?
A: True

saden1 11-11-2009 03:32 PM

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[IMG]http://kfoxrocks.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/orthodox-jews-2.jpg[/IMG]

dmek25 11-11-2009 03:51 PM

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pimping aint easy

budw38 11-11-2009 05:18 PM

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[url]http://www.pbcommercial.com/content/articles/2009/02/01/sports/sports1.jpg[/url] [url]http://www.chronomaddox.com/CVN-USS_Ronald_Reagan.jpg[/url]

The Goat 11-12-2009 12:32 AM

Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
 
[quote=Dirtbag359;623489]Breaking News - Vinny Cerrato has been removed as Executive VP of Football Operations. In the meantime we've been told that he will work with owner, Daniel Snyder, to select a new General Manager for the Washington Redskins. We have obtained a few questions the dynamic duo intends to ask potential candidates along with the answers they want to hear.

Q: A reciever and a offensive lineman are drowning. You can only save one, who do you save? Additional details: The offensive lineman is a church going charity worker that is well known in the community. He also attends all offseason workouts and is considered a leader in the locker room. The reciever describes his lifestyle as Lambourghini living and gets wasted on Saturday nights during the season. The reciever avoids OTA's like the plague.

A: You always save the reciever.


Q: An offensive lineman and cornerback are available in the 3rd round. The cornerback is considered only slightly better and will probably be available when you select 2 rounds later. The offensive lineman will be picked within the next round. You have 4 quality Corners on the roster but your O-Line depth sucks. The CB also has a cool YouTube video.

A: Always go with BPA


Q: T or F - I love raquetball.
A: True


Q: T or F - The owner is the best person in the world
A: True


Q: T or F - Offensive Lineman are evil
A: True


Q: You just signed Mike Williams, have you fixed your holes along the O-Line?
A: Yes


Q: You've just stripped the head coach of his play calling duties and told the media that it was mutually agreed upon because there was "to much on his plate." Will the media and public believe your explanation even though it's complete b*** s***?

A: Yes, the public and media are stupid mindless drones that will always drink the kool aid.


Q: A season ticket holder has just filed for bankruptcy and can't pay for their tickets. What is your course of action?

A: Sue their ass.


Q: People are making mean signs about you and your best friend (the owner), what do you do?

A: Ban all signs and throw people out with mean t-shirts. Also ban paper bags.


Q: How much should a fan pay for a hot dog?
A: $2,000


Q: The fans and media feel that you didn't make the best draft picks? How do you explain this at your press conference?

A: Tell them about the holy draft board and explain best player available.


Q: T or F - The Redskins are always one player away from a Super Bowl?
A: True[/quote]

:lol:

Monkeydad 11-13-2009 10:19 AM

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[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d15/rassa222/Pictures071.jpg[/IMG]

MTK 11-13-2009 11:28 AM

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[quote=saden1;623857][IMG]http://kfoxrocks.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/orthodox-jews-2.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

Is there a Matisyahu concert in town?

MTK 11-13-2009 11:28 AM

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[quote=Buster;624499][IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d15/rassa222/Pictures071.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

sweet looking bike

mlmdub130 11-13-2009 12:55 PM

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[quote=Buster;624499][IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d15/rassa222/Pictures071.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

nice, you think he is a doug williams fan?

KLHJ2 11-13-2009 04:07 PM

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Tiffany Shepherd AKA Leah Lust...That is all.

JLee9718 11-13-2009 05:04 PM

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Dan, because of the playoff caliber team I put together, the Redskins will win on Sunday, Washington 27, Denver 17! I feel like dancing! BTW, Mike Holmgren recommended Jim Zorn to me! vr, Vinny

saden1 11-13-2009 08:08 PM

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This doesn't look right at all. WTF?

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saden1 11-13-2009 08:13 PM

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[quote=Buster;624499][IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d15/rassa222/Pictures071.jpg[/IMG][/quote]


That's a bad ass paint job...anyone know what bike that is?

70Chip 11-16-2009 09:07 PM

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ArtMonkDrillz 11-16-2009 09:27 PM

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True story...
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dmek25 11-17-2009 09:00 AM

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[B]Blonde paint job[/B]A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Monkeydad 11-17-2009 11:02 AM

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[quote=dmek25;626580][B]Blonde paint job[/B]A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."[/quote]

Wow...that's grounds for murder! :D

CRedskinsRule 11-18-2009 10:23 AM

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From the hallowed Ochocinco tweets:

[QUOTE]

RT @OGOchoCinco Do you find it interesting that after Monday (M)/Tuesday(T) [B]the rest of the week says WTF[/B]? Maybe it's just me,this is odd!![/QUOTE]


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