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[quote=Angry;590835]I miss Ramstein and Germany. sigh[/quote]

They really are a cool group. So much that when a bunch of bootlegged remixes came out with them and Tatu they attempted to create an actual song with Yulia Volkova due to the fact that the fans loved the underground remixes. Unfortunately Tatu's manager refused Rammstein's offer and instead just ended up creating the song with someone else. That song is now known as Moskau.

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I love me some Oompah-Metal!

Oh, and the Hitler parody was excellent!

Heil to the Redskins!

:laughing2

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This doesn't appear on the wikipedia page but it does appear when you search for him on Google and then click on cached.

[IMG]file:///C:/Users/Mark/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot.png[/IMG][IMG]file:///C:/Users/Mark/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-1.png[/IMG][B][B]Michael[/B] [B]Crabtree[/B][/B]

[B]From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[/B]

Jump to: [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Crabtree#column-one"]navigation[/URL], [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Crabtree#searchInput"]search[/URL]
[B][B]Michael[/B] [B]Crabtree[/B][/B] [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2008_TTU_at_KU.jpg"][IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ee/2008_TTU_at_KU.jpg/200px-2008_TTU_at_KU.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
[I][B]Crabtree[/B] in action during the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Texas_Tech_Red_Raiders_football_team"]Texas Tech[/URL] at [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Kansas_Jayhawks_football_team"]Kansas[/URL] game in 2008[/I] No. 15 San Francisco 49ers [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wide_receiver"]Wide receiver[/URL] [COLOR=#E6BE8A]Personal information[/COLOR] [B]Date of birth:[/B] September 14, 1987 (1987-09-14) (age 22) [B]Place of birth[/B]: [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dallas,_Texas"]Dallas, Texas[/URL] [B]Height:[/B] 6 ft 1 in (1.85 m) [B]Weight:[/B] 214 lb (97 kg) [COLOR=#E6BE8A]Career information[/COLOR] [B][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_college_athletic_conferences"]College[/URL][/B]: [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_Tech_Red_Raiders_football"]Texas Tech[/URL] [B][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFL_Draft"]NFL Draft[/URL][/B]: [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_NFL_Draft"]2009[/URL] [B]/[/B] Round: 1 [B]/[/B] Pick: 10 No [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Season_%28sport%29#regular_season"]regular season[/URL] or [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playoff"]postseason[/URL] appearances
[COLOR=#E6BE8A]Career history[/COLOR] [B]As player:[/B]
[LIST][*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco_49ers"]San Francisco 49ers[/URL] ([URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_NFL_season"]2009[/URL]–present)[/LIST] [B]Roster status[/B]: Unsigned Draft Pick [COLOR=#E6BE8A]Career highlights and awards[/COLOR] [LIST][*]2× [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/College_Football_All-America_Team#NCAA_recognition"]unanimous consensus[/URL] First-team All-American ([URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_College_Football_All-America_Team"]2007[/URL], [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_College_Football_All-America_Team"]2008[/URL])[*]2× [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Biletnikoff_Award"]Biletnikoff Award[/URL] winner (2007, 2008)[*]2× [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touchdown_Club_of_Columbus#The_Paul_Warfield_Trophy"]Paul Warfield Trophy[/URL] winner (2007, 2008)[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Crabtree#Recognition"]Other college awards and honors[/URL][/LIST] [COLOR=#E6BE8A]Career NFL statistics as of 2009[/COLOR] Games played 0 Games started 0 Receptions 0 Stats at [B][URL="http://www.nfl.com/players/profile?id=CRA111040"]NFL.com[/URL][/B] [B][B]Michael[/B] [B]Crabtree[/B] is an extremely greedy and immature individual. Despite being selected 10th overall in the 2009 NFL draft, [B]Crabtree[/B] remains unsigned after refusing to play for MILLIONS of dollars. For some reason he and those close to him believe that he is worth more money based on the fact that he was projected to draft higher than 10th overall. For someone who never played an NFL down and couldn't even run at the NFL combine to be properly evaluated, this is an extremely ignorant and selfish move. Hopefully [B]Michael[/B] will get a clue or enter the draft next year and be selected out of the first round, where he truly belongs. Nothing would be more idiotic than leaving so much money on the table to be selected later in the subsequent draft and receive a fraction of his current offer. Time to grow up, [B]Michael[/B]...sign the contract and stop listening to Deion Sanders!!![/B]

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Help!!

Stuck at work . . . is there anywhere to watch the game online??

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hoo has all the answers. drop him a PM

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[quote=WillH;591325]Help!!

Stuck at work . . . is there anywhere to watch the game online??[/quote]

You didn't miss much...

Also... Anyone catch the new curb? I don't feel like starting a new thread on it, but I think its prob. new thread worthy. Best show on TV right now. No question.

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[URL="http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/sep/21/undercover-drug-investigators-embarrass-polk-sheri/"]The Real Reno 911 Team[/URL]

[I]As investigators searched the home for drugs, some drug task force members found other ways to occupy their time. Within 20 minutes of entering Difalco's house, some of the investigators found a Wii video bowling game and began bowling frame after frame.

While some detectives hauled out evidence such as flat screen televisions and shotguns, others threw strikes, gutter balls and worked on picking up spares.

A Polk County sheriff's detective cataloging evidence repeatedly put down her work and picked up a Wii remote to bowl. When she hit two strikes in a row, she raised her arms above her head, jumping and kicking.[/I]

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This may be burried here in one of these pages. If so, it's worth having here twice.

[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUS6nKpddec"]YouTube - Reporter turns ghetto in 3 seconds[/URL]

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[quote=12thMan;594529]This may be burried here in one of these pages. If so, it's worth having here twice.

[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUS6nKpddec"]YouTube - Reporter turns ghetto in 3 seconds[/URL][/quote]
This guy has a whole series:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOr6jd2qbd8]YouTube - Roving Reporter Etiquette Lesson #1[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnydNw_Xedc]YouTube - Roving Reporter Etiquette Lesson #2[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNSPEZLRDvI]YouTube - Roving Reporter Etiquette Lesson #3[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtmF91tchjo]YouTube - Roving Reporter Etiquette Lesson #4[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rt4ySnuu6A]YouTube - Roving Reporter Etiquette Lesson #5[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1cO9moWIMQ]YouTube - Isiah Carey's Live Report Interrupted by old lady![/ame]

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[quote=12thMan;594529]This may be burried here in one of these pages. If so, it's worth having here twice.

[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUS6nKpddec"]YouTube - Reporter turns ghetto in 3 seconds[/URL][/quote]

Damn, I was just about to post that video.

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man that first video up there with the dog was hillarious. he called that dog a loser and slacker . .lol

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;118919]In light of this weekend's events, please EVERYBODY post something that's hilarious (or SEXilarious):

[IMG]http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/7892/collegehumor1621569451xauto2ga.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

This is what started this thread and thought it was worth another look.

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[IMG]http://prycless.orsm.net/prycless01/images/prycless001.jpg[/IMG]

Worth spending time looking at all of the 'Pryceless' collection IMHO.

Priceless Moment From Malcolm in the Middle
 

[IMG]http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o99/milrenkb/Dewey.jpg[/IMG]
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

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just got this breaking news report via email:

[I]Breaking news in DC area: The Redskins practice was delayed nearly 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the field. Coach Zorn suspended practice and called the ... Read Morepolice and FBI. After analysis, FBI experts determined that the substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this year.[/I]

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I've been spending the last few days looking at top songs from other countries and for the most part have found a lot of good songs. However I've also learned bizarre things as well. The following isn't exactly my cup of tea music wise but at the same time they make Slipknot look like a solo act. In fact it would take over 5 Slipknots to surpass this group.

[B]AKB48[/B] is an all-female [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan"]Japanese[/URL] theater/idol group produced by [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Yasushi_Akimoto&action=edit&redlink=1"]Yasushi Akimoto[/URL]. [B]AKB48 currently consists of 48 members divided into three teams[/B]: Team A, Team K and Team B. Each team contains 16 members. Unlike other idol groups in Japan, AKB48 is theatre-based and has their own theatre in [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akihabara"]Akihabara[/URL] (a district in Tokyo) where they perform once every weekday, and twice on both Saturday and Sunday. The theater is set up in on the 8th floor of [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Quijote_%28store%29"]Don Quijote (store)[/URL].

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Sounds like the background music to the end credits for a bad video game.

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That wasn't super, happy or fun.

I demand a refund.

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[quote=JGisLordOfTheRings;600995]That wasn't super, happy or fun.

I demand a refund.[/quote]

Sure, just unwatch the videos and I will get that for you.

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Lulz, I wish I could do this.
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Love this band/group
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So I was trying to figure out if women were more emotionally attached to children then men were. One of the answers really stood out to me and it went as follows:

[quote]Yes, they are, on average. From a biological perspective, it probably has something to do with the fact that a woman can make at most one baby per year, whereas men can theoretically make as many as they want. Hence women have a lot more invested in their kids' survival. Because of that, women have different hormonal balances to make sure they care for their kids, etc.

Obviously, it does not always work like that, but on average there are differences between men and women, and fathers and mothers. Also, in other species such as certain birds, fathers may be just as or more caring than mothers.[/quote]

In reading that I thought wow, that sounds like something I would have written. This person sounds a lot like me.

Then I read this

[quote][B]Source(s):[/B]

I'm a female-to-male transsexual and my wife is a male-to-female transsexual and we have a 22mo son together. I was gone for months driving a truck while our son was only 3-8 months old and my wife stayed at home with the baby... obviously, we're one of those exceptions.
[/quote]

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LOL Dirtbag, I didn't know that about you! LOL Not that there's anything wrong with that ;)

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[quote=CRedskinsRule;602491]LOL Dirtbag, [B]I didn't know that about you[/B]! LOL Not that there's anything wrong with that ;)[/quote]

Neither did I. Wait I still don't or I do just that the answers no. Man I'm confused.

Good Times. The rest of the game is posted on YouTube in HQ.
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[img]http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/files/488/miley-o.gif[/img]

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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpzyD7Ki0Nw]YouTube - broken chair prank[/url]

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[quote=Dirtbag359;602458]So I was trying to figure out if women were more emotionally attached to children then men were. One of the answers really stood out to me and it went as follows:



In reading that I thought wow, that sounds like something I would have written. This person sounds a lot like me.

Then I read this[/quote]


Holy shit am I laughing! hahahahaha

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[quote=Angry;602874][yt]4Oqx2GqUvs4[/yt][/quote]


I have been on this planet for a good 36 years now and basically if you want to avoid D-Bags, A-holes, snobs, etc...basically avoid night clubs. I wish I could have back all the money I wasted at Night Clubs in my twenties.

"Lets stand in the dark with million other guys holding an over priced beer listening to some annoying sound they call music."

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[quote=mredskins;602895][B]I have been on this planet for a good 36 years now and basically if you want to avoid D-Bags, A-holes, snobs, etc...basically avoid night clubs. [/B]I wish I could have back all the money I wasted at Night Clubs in my twenties.
"Lets stand in the dark with million other guys holding an over priced beer listening to some annoying sound they call music."[/quote]

Never have truer words been spoken. There's like a million other things people could do with their free time but it seems like 90% of the population between 20-29 would rather go get tanked every weekend and pay for it the next day.

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Redskin fans fear not. There is hope.
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This is F'ing priceless.
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[CENTER] The moral of the story is don't spike the ball
[/CENTER]
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-azgWTq3_dU&feature=related[/ame]

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> > Little Johnny does it
> > > again.
> > >
> > > A liberal teacher in New York asked her 6th grade class how many of
> > > them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan
> > > was, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids
> > > raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher
> > > asked Little Johnny why he decided to be Different...
> > > again.
> > > Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama
> > > fan.'
> > > The teacher said, 'Why aren't you an Obama
> > > fan?'
> > > Johnny said, 'Because I'm a
> > > conservative.'
> > > The teacher asked why he's a conservative. Little
> > > Johnny answered, 'Well, My Mom's a conservative and
> > > my Dad's a conservative, so I'm a conservative.'
> > >
> > > The teacher asks, 'If your Mom was a moron and your Dad
> > > was an idiot, what would that make you?'
> > > With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would
> > > make me an Obama fan.'
> > >
> > > ...I always liked Little Johnny.

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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxXSSFhNoJM]YouTube - akmed the dead terrorist[/url] .... funny , hope everyone gets a laugh..

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Little Timmy got an F on his report to which he mutterred "Fuck" under his breath. His teacher heard him an ordered him to the principal's office.

Already pissed about his grades, he walks in the principal's office without knocking, only to find the principal screwing his secretary.

"What are y'all doing?" asks Timmy
"Oh, well . . . .we're just playing cards" says the Principal

"So what's that?" asks Timmy pointing to the principal.
"That's my Ace"
"And that?" Asks Timmy pointing to the secretary.
"Oh, that's the wild card."

Embarassed and wanting to sweep the whole incident under the rug, the principal lets Timmy go home early as long as he doesn't tell anyone about the card game.

Timmy goes home early and walks in on his mother and father screwing.
"Timmy what are you doing home so early?"
"Ah, the principal lety me off early for getting an A on my test. Don't worry, I already know what y'all are doing."
"You Do?"
"Yeah, y'all were playing cards. That's the Ace and that's the wild card."

Timmy's parents agree that's exactly what they were doing and tell Timmy to go up to his room.

Later on in the evening Timmy's parent's were cooking dinner and his mother had called him several times.

"Could you go get Tim, he's upstairs and hasn't come down yet."

When Timmy's Dad walk in he finds Timmy patting his chicken.

"Boy what are you doing?"
"I'm playing cards!"
"Where's your wild card?

"Who needs a wild card when you have a hand like this!"

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTiPk9pQN48]YouTube - Presidential Jeopardy - Abe, Bush, Obama[/ame]

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I almost cried. Amazing story.

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This is awesome
[url=http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1921177]Hot Violin Girls System of a Down Cover - CollegeHumor video[/url]

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Both of these remind me of this site.


[url=http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543]We Didn't Start the Flame War - CollegeHumor video[/url]



[url=http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556]Internet Commenter Business Meeting - CollegeHumor video[/url]

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[url=http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&cl=16085959&ch=4226726&src=news]Yahoo![/url]
Travelocity may not let there travel gnome go to Germany anymore ;)

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I wish women were built like the old "Tucker" car which had 3 headlights, and the middle one tracked in the direction you turned. Imagine what Vinny could do with "another set of those!" He could really keep his eyes on Zorn.

By the way, did you know that Zorn is only 5 feet 6 inches tall? He knew that to be an NFL QB you had to be tall, so he started combing his hair differently and now he's 6 feet 2 inches! I knew that kinky hairdo he wears had a reason for its invention.