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[quote=70Chip;536832]Wife: "Gee, I don't know honey. I like the books a lot. But the trees are nice too. Oh Fiddlesticks. I just can't make up my mind. Maybe we should get both."

Husband: "Please God, Kill me now!"


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[url=http://www.sexypeople-blog.com/]SEXY PEOPLE[/url][/quote]I've been studying this site all weekend. I find it fascinating. My biggest fear is that I'm going to stumble across a school picture of me circa 1991: flat top; missing baby teeth; laser background and all.
Maybe I'll just take a preemptive strike and post them myself.

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[quote=CRedskinsRule;537054][URL="http://video.yahoo.com/network/100284668?v=4533761&l=3774753"]small car - Big Parking Spot[/URL]

I sure hope this was staged, nobody can make parking THIS hard.[/quote]

It always amazes me how bad the opposite sex is at driving.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;537056]I've been studying this site all weekend. I find it fascinating. My biggest fear is that I'm going to stumble across a school picture of me circa 1991: flat top; missing baby teeth; laser background and all.
Maybe I'll just take a preemptive strike and post them myself.[/quote]

Somebody pointed me to it on Friday and I spent like three hours looking at it, making sure I didn't miss a single picture. It's the perfect sort of art for these times. Once you move beyond the first reaction of, "Nerds, Nerds, Nerds" and you go deeper and start imagining these people's life stories, it is really compelling. There is a kind of vulnerabilty in a person that is sitting for a portrait that I find moving. The computer disc guy just intrigues the hell out of me. I swear that thing should be hanging in the National Gallery. He must have just graduated from Computer School or something, is all I can figure. As uncool looking as he is, I still find myself giving him a mental thumbs up and saying, "Good for you, Jack - Enjoy your moment! And hey, leave some ladies for the rest of us, will ya killer?"

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[quote=70Chip;537070]Somebody pointed me to it on Friday and I spent like three hours looking at it, making sure I didn't miss a single picture. It's the perfect sort of art for these times. Once you move beyond the first reaction of, "Nerds, Nerds, Nerds" and you go deeper and start imagining these people's life stories, it is really compelling. There is a kind of vulnerabilty in a person that is sitting for a portrait that I find moving. The computer disc guy just intrigues the hell out of me. I swear that thing should be hanging in the National Gallery. He must have just graduated from Computer School or something, is all I can figure. As uncool looking as he is, I still find myself giving him a mental thumbs up and saying, [B]"Good for you, Jack - Enjoy your moment! And hey, leave some ladies for the rest of us, will ya killer?[/B]"[/quote]

Funny, I see him more as a Mort or a Stanley.

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I betta her hair smellsa likie the strawberries:

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Ok the slideshow of this ESPN chick is more than a little creepy IMO... she's not very attractive to begin w/ so it just reeks of strangeness.

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Where I come from this more than qualifies as attractive. Who do you think you are, Elliot Gould?

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[quote=70Chip;536832]Wife: "Gee, I don't know honey. I like the books a lot. But the trees are nice too. Oh Fiddlesticks. I just can't make up my mind. Maybe we should get both."

Husband: "Please God, Kill me now!"


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This one's funny:

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^ I don't see the humor in that one other then the clothing style. Actual the wife is porkable.

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Dude that's my mom

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You probably mean WAS porkable. you gotta add 25-30 years to that woman.

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[quote=Mattyk72;538270]Dude that's my mom[/quote]

Matty, what are you staring at in that photo? [IMG]http://www.thewarpath.net/images/icons/icon7.gif[/IMG]

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[quote=Mattyk72;538270]Dude that's my mom[/quote]

Exactly the response I expected after mredskins' comment! :D




(He wasn't wrong)

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This is awesome

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[quote=Buster;538298]Exactly the response I expected after mredskins' comment! :D




(He wasn't wrong)[/quote]


MAtty your mom was a MILF and a cougar now, awesome! I guess your dad thought she was porkable also consdiring you are here. =)

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[quote=Buster;538260]This one's funny:

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She looks like a nurse or a teacher. Very wholesome. A lot of time invested in those eyebrows. Dad was a member of the Future Andy Reids of America. He's got Fireman/Part Time Wrestling Coach written all over him. Eh, maybe assistant regional sales manager. The eyes on the kid are awfully close together - kind of like a slamander. Late bloomer I would think.

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70, you are spending way too much time on that website:)

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[quote=70Chip;538375]She looks like a nurse or a teacher. Very wholesome. A lot of time invested in those eyebrows. Dad was a member of the Future Andy Reids of America. He's got Fireman/Part Time Wrestling Coach written all over him. Eh, maybe assistant regional sales manager. The eyes on the kid are awfully close together - kind of like a slamander. Late bloomer I would think.[/quote]

LOL Dad could definitely be related to Andy Reid or Holmgren. Minus a few hundred pounds or so. Definitely not a fireman or wrestling coach though. He worked for the Fed, the USDA. He still rocks the stache.

Mom was a stay at home Mom, at least when this pic was taken.

Despite the glazed over look the kid turned out alright. I heard he's a big Redskins fan.

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[quote=Mattyk72;538389]
Despite the glazed over look the kid turned out alright. I heard he's a big Redskins fan.[/quote]

Actually, your dad kinda looks like:
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The original Borat, Vladimir Putin Posing as a tourist (high five):

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Andre Smith has lost a lot of weight since his pro day.

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[quote=The Goat;538234]Ok the slideshow of this ESPN chick is more than a little creepy IMO... she's not very attractive to begin w/ so it just reeks of strangeness.[/quote]

The Goat is the first openly gay Warpath member.

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My favorite part is when they vaporize Congress.

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oh man what a douche

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Warning: Some Language

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I'm sorry, gotta post this also because I'm tired of these big vagina ladies getting away with murder:

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Check Out Checkmates. LMFAO

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Oldie but Goodie

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Michael Steele is always good for laughs. This might be his best one so far, certainly top 3. If he's still employed I'm sure he'll outdo himself in the future. Enemy camp indeed. Enjoy.

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How Now Shamwow

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[quote=70Chip;540292]How Now Shamwow

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Who kisses a prostitute? That's disgusting and far from straight sex. Also, I think he's on meth and in need of rehab.

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[quote=saden1;540300]Who kisses a prostitute? That's disgusting and far from straight sex. Also, I think he's on meth and in need of rehab.[/quote]


He looks pretty rough. I bet he will convince the judge to go easy on him after he convinces him to buy a shamwow, a slap chop, and a set of steak knives.