We used to call pissing ourself while drunk being a member of the Champions Club in college. So in honor of that I have decent pee stories.

Once I was so hammered that while still asleep I opened the window to my second story room in college and pee'd out it. Everyone in the back yard thought it was hilarious watching me pee out a window while sleep walking. That is until the air conditioning unit located directly below my window kicked on and rained urine down on everyone with in 25 feet. Prob my proudest moment.

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I've peed on so many things drunk. My best was a wild owl.

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[quote=WilbursHomie;792808]We used to call pissing ourself while drunk being a member of the Champions Club in college. So in honor of that I have decent pee stories.

Once I was so hammered that while still asleep I opened the window to my second story room in college and pee'd out it. Everyone in the back yard thought it was hilarious watching me pee out a window while sleep walking. That is until the air conditioning unit located directly below my window kicked on and rained urine down on everyone with in 25 feet. Prob my proudest moment.[/quote]

ha nice...r kelly style

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When I was in college, this one apartment I lived in had the bathroom door and closet door side by side. I was so hammered in the middle of the night one time, I walked in the closet, peed all over all of my shoes, and went back to sleep. I woke in the morning and went to put on a pair of flip flops to go grab breakfast... slosh slosh. And I was so hungover that the smell/feeling of putting my feet in a pile of piss made me throw up. Pretty awesome.

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i knew person that use to get really drunk, takes off all his clothes, puts them in a pile and pisses on them.

[QUOTE=hooskins;792832]i knew person that use to get really drunk, takes off all his clothes, puts them in a pile and pisses on them.[/QUOTE]

Oh yeah, that guy was the best.

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All right what we sippin on for the Draft?

Im rolling with 22 of Smuttynose IPA, a couple Sierra Nevada's Glissade in reserve. Gotta break out Knob Creek 9 year single barrel if we draft smart with the first pick and im chugging a hawaiian blue Four Loko if we trade up to get Locker to erase the pain

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I'm very jealous of the Smuttynose, cant get it around here.

I got a 12 pack of Sam Adams Noble Pils and some Fris vodka for tonight.
Need to behave myself though, its only Thursday night.

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Love Smuttynose, especially the robust porter.

I'm in the mood for some Makers and ginger tonight I think

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pretty sure I qualify tonight boys

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[quote=Mattyk;796575]Love Smuttynose, especially the robust porter.

I'm in the mood for some Makers and ginger tonight I think[/quote]

I JUST started changing from bourbon and coke to bourbon and ginger so I wasn't getting tons of caffeine. WTF have I been missing?! So good.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;801000]I JUST started changing from bourbon and coke to bourbon and ginger so I wasn't getting tons of caffeine. WTF have I been missing?! So good.[/quote]

It's so tasty, I could go for one right now!

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;801000]I JUST started changing from bourbon and coke to bourbon and ginger so I wasn't getting tons of caffeine. WTF have I been missing?! So good.[/quote]

Burbon/Whisky is my hard liquor of choice by far. If the burbon is sweeter (Jim Beam) i go with coke, if dryer(Jack Danials) i go with ginger ale. I feel like Pavlovs' dog while typing this.

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[quote=Chico23231;801008]Burbon/Whisky is my hard liquor of choice by far. If the burbon is sweeter (Jim Beam) i go with coke, if dryer(Jack Danials) i go with ginger ale. I feel like Pavlovs' dog while typing this.[/quote]

I DO definitely enjoy both my Jack/Jim with Coke as well. Matty, gotta' say man, do you feel like you're wasting the ever-so-delicious taste of Maker's with the ginger? Never had Maker's with ginger, but man that stuff is just so smooth. Ever try Woodford Reserve? Outstanding stuff.