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I just checked out their site ... omg.

one of the pics says something like, "my pops let me pimp out the cruiser..." -- damn that's hard! ;)

I was tempted to send them an email to let them know how lame they are

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OH MY GOD!!!! THE Icy Hot Stunatz!!! I haven't seen this awesome...I mean... stupid website in years. They are awesome and I want to be their tour manager.

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yo, they're legit son ... even nelly endorses them! :doh:

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That site is so bad. It's gotta be a joke, right? It's one of those things that I wouldn't be surprised if it's for real or a spoof. It's that bad.

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It's a joke just like [url=http://www.realultimatepower.net]Are you ready to get pumped[/url].

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[IMG]http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/kidgarbage.jpg[/IMG]
"This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off. He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty, which is bragable."

damn, that kid looks mean! I wouldn't F with him!

lmao!

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[quote=Mattyk72;218921]Check the site:

[URL="http://www.icyhotstunta.com/"]Stuntaz[/URL]

It gets worse[/quote]

Wow, I have not seen them for about 4 years. I forgot about them.

I see a LOT of kids like that around here...and they're not joking. Idiots.

Look at that, they're nearing a TRILLION site hits! That's insane.

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Bringing it back from the dead with this light humorous read:
[url]http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/182862349.html[/url]

best of craigslist > los angeles > DO NOT EAT PRINGLES FAT FREE POTATO CHIPS. THEY WILL GREASE YOUR ASS.
Originally Posted: Mon, 17 Jul 02:10 PDT

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DO NOT EAT PRINGLES FAT FREE POTATO CHIPS. THEY WILL GREASE YOUR ASS.

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Date: 2006-07-17, 2:10AM PDT


Don't even fucking say a word. I like potato chips, and can't eat them very much or I'll get fat.

I tried out these Pringles Fat-Free chips because they were super low-cal. BBQ flavor. the fuck.

The can said they had 70 calories per serving, which meant the whole can had 490 calories inside total. I could munch through a can in a day with my lunch, dinner, etc. So I got several cans, and began enjoying one a day for the past four days. But what they dont fucking tell you...

Except in tiny print you cant read without a fucking electron microscope

...is that the primary ingredient is something called "olean" which I have since learned is Latin for "Unwashable & Indestructible Ass Grease."

Oh Yeah. I'm not even kidding.

So today, while I'm standing in the living room debating whether or not Laundry or Dishes will get done first, I get the urge to fart. I live alone, so sweet. I let the honk loose and its wrong. Something just sounded wrong. I know my own wind, and I have never farted a sound that sounded like a fart wrapped in a pillow.

Oh yes, something was very wrong. I had just shat myself. But this evil olean makes shitting yourself sound almost like a regular fart, and had I not been particularly attentive, it could easily have gone unnoticed, I'm telling you. THAT's how utterly covert and evil this olean stuff is. What the fuck?! What if I'd gone out to hang with friends or gone for a drive, what then?

So I walk carefully to the bathroom and disrobe. before I even sit on the toilet, I wad paper and carefully wipe from the front. Sure enough, it was light brown, and had the texture of soft spackle. You fucking Pringle bastards.

I sat down and pushed a bit, and lo, out came a jet that I didnt even feel an urge for one minute earlier. It piled in the bowl like brown marshmallow fluff.

The problem rose when I tried to wipe. I went through a whole fucking roll of TP and could not get it all off me. So.

I jumped in the shower. Yep, its gross, but it had to be done. There I stood, water pouring down, cheeks spread, and using my own hand to make certain I'm clean.

That was when I discovered that after using my hand to wipe myself (before I soaped the area) my hand came back covered in some sort of transparent grease. It was so fucking foul. The grease made water bead off my hand. It was tacky too, and very difficult to manage.

So I grabbed the bar of saop and went to work.

You fucking Pringle bastards.

The bar of soap came away coated in grease as well, and would no longer wash. I had to turn the water to hot and massage the soap for five minutes to get it to the point where I could use it again. It took me an hour to get the fucking grease off my pucker. I shudder to think of what its doing INSIDE ME right now, but I will damned sure never eat that shit again.

Fucking Pringle bastards.

This is where the joke about "anal leakage" came from. its real. Fuck Pringles.


this is in or around ANAL LEAKAGE, ANYBODY?

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


182862349

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! I've hear that about those "WOW" chips. They call it WOW because that's what you say when you get on the pot.

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The Icy Hot Stuntaz reminded me of this other gem from my freshman year of college. Any time I was stressed out or having a bad day I could just check out this site and the world would make sense again.

Enjoy
[url=http://www.mytrailerpark.com/]Welcum to My Trailer Park![/url]

PS - this does not reflect my views on trailer park living.

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HAHAHA! Holy crap! Tears, mother effer, TEARS!. I've got to leave my cubicle for a few minutes to dry my eyes. Man, I love poop humor!

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[quote=BigSKINBauer;118972][IMG]http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/writers/don_banks/10/23/snap.judgments.week7/p1_garcia.jpg[/IMG]

and TO said he was gay[/quote]

he is married to a playboy model[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMicali5F6SwBoz2jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12e4t9p0t/EXP=1160767386/**http%3a//forums.mzocentral.net/uploads/post-6-1095292114.jpg[/IMG]
who is gay now TO? ^garcia's girlfriend

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;219822]It's a joke just like [URL="http://www.realultimatepower.net"]Are you ready to get pumped[/URL].[/quote]

Now that is an awesome site.

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[quote=hooskins;227669]Now that is an awesome site.[/quote]

Oh man, I haven't seen that site in about 4 years. On that same ninja site. check out this little movie:

[url=http://web.syr.edu/~ormykyta/flash/pirate.html]pirate[/url][URL="http://web.syr.edu/~ormykyta/flash/pirate.html"][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#ffff00][/COLOR][/FONT][/URL]

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Ninjas have nothing on The Cobra Kai!

[url=http://www.billyzabka.com/]Home Page[/url]

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holy mother of god....

i just went through it all......

that was so funny it hurts...

i think im bleeding internally...

tie to lie down.....

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im not even gonna lie. I'm drunk as a mothedrfucker. i tjhink that this thread was made for loosses like the titans. I didn't even post on anything because i was morning the loss against the mofoing titans.s But in supper happy fun thread fasssion I am here to say, everu dfay, that we wil kick the colts ass tommorrow.;

stupidd sas colts think they can't beat us. No run defense, Clinton portis is gonna light that horse shoe on fire. Peyton manning an those dumb \stuppid gatorade commercials with him popping out of a damn egg with the gatorade rain ing on him. I mean, if that was sean taylor i would buy the damn gatorade but i don't want to have the body of payton. SEAN TAYLOR> MEASTTTTTT. Gonna have 1 INT for a TD. One forced fumble and one crazy ass, top play, JACKED UP, hit on a crazy mofo like marvin harrison or reggie wayne. REGGGGIE copme get some. SEAN TAAAAAAYLOR.

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bump for a great thread...

AMD's halloween costume:
[img]http://www.graveyardproductions.com/images/products/FW1098.gif[/img]

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I'm above that one...

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I wore this one this year...

[IMG]http://www.anytimecostumes.com/Merchant2/graphics/acimages/0035a16352.jpg[/IMG]

it was so tight "down there" that I think I'm still bruised.
I'll have pics later.

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yeah, i can see your camel toe

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[QUOTE=dmek25;237301]yeah, i can see your camel toe[/QUOTE]

That's just a picture from the online Ad for the costume, it's not me. I'm much chubbier, and therefore I looked even more ridiculous. Once my friend posts some pictures from the party we went to I'll post them in the Halloween thread so you can all admire my junk.

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2 months since this thread has been used??


Lets get some good ones to bring it back to life


The BSB's favorite mike tyson interviews.
[URL="http://youtube.com/watch?v=4n6S8gnX7WQ&mode=related&search="]YouTube - Mike Tyson vs Etienne - Post Fight Interview[/URL]
[URL="http://youtube.com/watch?v=3IQ8w1fhzds&mode=related&search="]YouTube - Mike Tyson Will Eat Your Children[/URL]


this is sad, absolutely sad. Its hard to watch.
[URL="http://youtube.com/watch?v=SsubwAuzJl4"]YouTube - poor sportscaster[/URL]
the best parts are 22 seconds "oh no" the boom goes the dynamite and the ending when he goes "yeah"

One of my favorite videos ever
[URL="http://youtube.com/watch?v=De-0muXapJc"]YouTube - leprecon[/URL]
and to compliment it, the rap:
[URL="http://youtube.com/watch?v=hTjabuOQccE"]YouTube - leprechaun[/URL]

Just remember, if the skins complain about practice its OK. AI explains.
[URL="http://youtube.com/watch?v=eGDBR2L5kzI"]YouTube - Iverson Practice![/URL]
We talking about PRACTICE. not the game.... PRACTICE.

don't let SHFT die

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hahahaha that was great! thanks BSB! (hehe...backstreet boys? sorry...couldnt hold it in)

that was exactly what i needed right then.....

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hehhehehe i love arnold

wat ze hell iz Brocillli anyway shuddap with da brocolli.....hahahaha\

classic enjoi

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq4RQsiBy2c]YouTube - Arnolds Pizza[/url]

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ok last one...its old but its f-in awesome.....SS makes me laugh so hard....cartoony fucker....lol


[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZBJTXyDL7g]YouTube - Funny lips[/url]

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I lied.....


[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqeipnWk0G0"]YouTube - Mr. Crazy Fantasy Football Manager Guy[/URL]

Not so good at catching!

Priceless.....


HAHAHAH Great i hear this on the radio all the time...CP is str8 FEELIN the jingle...lol

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Debd3wJJ7U]YouTube - Easterns Motors Jingle[/url]

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ok no more i swear it was just TOO good....

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52zSRV_Kgfw&mode=related&search=]YouTube - Prank Calls - C-SPAN Compilation[/url]

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[QUOTE=JGisLordOfTheRings;267249]HAHAHAH Great i hear this on the radio all the time...CP is str8 FEELIN the jingle...lol

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Debd3wJJ7U]YouTube - Easterns Motors Jingle[/url][/QUOTE]
This was my ringtone for about 6 months not too long ago...then I cut out the words and just had the instrumental.

[url=http://www.easterns.com/easterns/fun_stuff.asp]Easterns Automotive Group[/url]
- More of their commericals, and the downloadable Mp3 of the jingle

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[quote=BDBohnzie;267357]This was my ringtone for about 6 months not too long ago...then I cut out the words and just had the instrumental.

[URL="http://www.easterns.com/easterns/fun_stuff.asp"]Easterns Automotive Group[/URL]
- More of their commericals, and the downloadable Mp3 of the jingle[/quote]


hahahah awesome...Cp is so awesome!

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[quote=JGisLordOfTheRings;267250]ok no more i swear it was just TOO good....

[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52zSRV_Kgfw&mode=related&search="]YouTube - Prank Calls - C-SPAN Compilation[/URL][/quote]

My favorite was at 2:15ish

Caller: Hi, am i on the air?
Host: Yep
Caller: F...
Host: Thanks.

So simple, but most funny.

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[URL="http://youtube.com/watch?v=1B_n9YaAMmg"]Rollin' With Saget[/URL]

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[quote=TAFKAS;267532][URL="http://youtube.com/watch?v=1B_n9YaAMmg"]Rollin' With Saget[/URL][/quote]


WTF that was so random...and SO great!

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[quote=BigSKINBauer;267458]My favorite was at 2:15ish

Caller: Hi, am i on the air?
Host: Yep
Caller: F...
Host: Thanks.

So simple, but most funny.[/quote]


ya def one of my fav's hahah.....

uh i was just wondering, do you respect howard sterns penis?

what age? when did you get FUCKED!?

HAHAHA....they had one where the guy was talking about womens dick sucking lips....i'll try to find it and post it up....

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[QUOTE=BigSKINBauer;267458]My favorite was at 2:15ish

Caller: Hi, am i on the air?
Host: Yep
Caller: F...
Host: Thanks.

So simple, but most funny.[/QUOTE]

I absolutley love the last one where the guy idenifys himself as ballsack teabagger, and the guy dosent pick up on the joke nad lets him continue for a while.

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[quote=Gmanc711;267627]I absolutley love the last one where the guy idenifys himself as ballsack teabagger, and the guy dosent pick up on the joke nad lets him continue for a while.[/quote]
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ya def a classic too....sometimes it seems like they almost know its coming...i like the first one....after he says the shit about his pubes the black guy starts laughing....hehehe

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wel;ll...i found it...haha enjoy

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZy_90qcdhk]YouTube - Prank Call - CNN - Dick Sucking Lips[/url]

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Pretty funny practical joke

[url=http://www.flickr.com/photos/ableman/323256101/]The Post-It Note Jaguar on Flickr - Photo Sharing![/url]

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who has that much time? that had to take forever

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[url=http://www.local6.com/news/10694041/detail.html]Videotaped 'Tigger' Whack At Disney World Grabs National Attention[/url]