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The only out-of-work jobs girls should do is blow. Both kinds.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]The only out-of-work jobs girls should do is blow. Both kinds.[/quote]

One of those kinds is still a "job"!

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The other one could be too. ;)

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if we didnt have to go to work we couldn't do like this guy

Compelling Explanations

An Iowa tribunal turned down Chris T. Coppinger's demand for unemployment benefits in May, following his firing from a charitable fund-raising company in Davenport for various alleged indiscretions. Among the company's charges was that Coppinger had had sex on top of his desk with a co-worker, but Coppinger argued that that should not be a terminating offense, since many other company employees had had sex on his desk, too. [Des Moines Register, 5-15-06]

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amd, i want to work there :)

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]I would do nothing. I would sit on my ass all day long and do absolutely nothing.[/quote]

haha...no one picked up the reference.....one of the greatest movie

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[quote=hooskins]haha...no one picked up the reference.....one of the greatest movie[/quote]
You don't have to be rich to do nothing. I got a cousin who's broke, he don't do shit!

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]You don't have to be rich to do nothing. I got a cousin who's broke, he don't do shit![/quote]

I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.

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You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear

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'PC LOAD LETTER,' what the f*ck does that mean?!?!?

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It's a "Jump to Conclusions mat". You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection][B]Two chicks at the same time.[/B][/quote]

[quote=hooskins] haha...no one picked up the reference.....one of the greatest movie[/quote]

I got it sir.

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[quote=BDBohnzie]It's a "Jump to Conclusions mat". You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.[/quote]

This is a horrible idea. HORRIBLE.

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"Just remember, if you hang in there long enough, good things can happen in this world. I mean, look at me."

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[quote=BDBohnzie]"Just remember, if you hang in there long enough, good things can happen in this world. I mean, look at me."[/quote]

Bohnzie, I would like to take this chance to thank you for introducing me to Office Space back when I was just a lowly college freshman. Not only did I enjoy the movie but I also very much enjoyed the Bill Lumberg drinking game that I was forced to play.
You, sir, are alright in my book!