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JUUUUST checking.......

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[quote=Monkeydad;816114]We've had plenty of threads about road rage and vasectomies because the WP is having a ton of babies (myself included in 2 weeks actually).

We had someone rent a billboard on a public bus saying "Sell the Team, Danny" and an Uncle Sam impersonator in Redskins colors stop in to get Facebook votes in a fan contest.

You didn't miss much, mainly the usual "the sky is falling" type rants and raves on game days and the same crazy offseason trade scenarios that were going on back when you were here.

Also, firstdown has become our court jester. His spelling is so bad that it entertains us and lately I think his "doctor" visits have been chemically affecting him because the threads he's been starting are really out there.

Welcome back![/quote]

Don't forget, people are getting upset that the Redskins are giving big money to guys who are either career backups or just haven't proven themselves yet. They'd rather we spend it on guys above 30 with proven track records of success, like it used to be in the past. And we're doomed, DOOMED I TELL YA! with John Beck at quarterback.

Re: Official "Where the f**k have you been?" thread.
 

heya, i did two tours and have been abscent quite a while, but i'm now about 10 days unemployed and loving it, though i should start the job hunt at some point :P

what's nasa got you doing? computer work?

Re: Official "Where the f**k have you been?" thread.
 

I got married, promoted to manager and graduated from college, so yeah you didnt miss anything.

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They said that username changes aren't allowed, but I see Mattyk72 dropped the "72" from his name and Dirtbag359 dropped a "3" from his name.

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[quote=SirClintonPortis;816614]They said that username changes aren't allowed, but I see Mattyk72 dropped the "72" from his name and Dirtbag359 dropped a "3" from his name.[/quote]

You're imagining things SCP. Mattyk was always Mattyk and Dirtbag was always Dirtbag59. Now come on, we need to get you treatment for your paranoid schizophrenia with Doctor McNabb.

[quote=That Guy;816401]heya, i did two tours and have been abscent quite a while, but i'm now about 10 days unemployed and loving it, though i should start the job hunt at some point :P

what's nasa got you doing? computer work?[/quote]

Don't take to long.
[url=http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/job-listings-unemployed-not-apply-133143362.html]Job listings say the unemployed need not apply | The Lookout - Yahoo! News[/url]

Unless you know a guy or two and you have a financially well off family. Then you can take all the time you need to "find yourself." :D

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[quote=Dirtbag59;816624]You're imagining things SCP. Mattyk was always Mattyk and Dirtbag was always Dirtbag59. Now come on, we need to get you treatment for your paranoid schizophrenia with Doctor McNabb.



Don't take to long.
[url=http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/job-listings-unemployed-not-apply-133143362.html]Job listings say the unemployed need not apply | The Lookout - Yahoo! News[/url]

Unless you know a guy or two and you have a financially well off family. Then you can take all the time you need to "find yourself." :D[/quote]

I still have the "greeting" PM I got when I first joined. A "72" is in there. As for you, all I have to do is search for someone quoting you with a "359".

Your facade just got torn down. ;)

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Slight correction: the email notification that told I had a new PM mentioned Mattyk72. Sooooo, I can forward it to all interested parties. It just might go viral. I suggest you consider you options, Mr. Dirtbag359.

Annnnnd checkmate:

[url]http://www.thewarpath.net/redskins-locker-room/24395-dirtbag359-presents-the-preseason-battle-poll.html[/url]

I think evidence is overwhelming that denial is equivalent to lunacy. Now, I suppose Dr. Recchi will hire Mr. Chara to crack you back...I mean give you a nice massage.

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[quote=SirClintonPortis;816646]Slight correction: the email notification that told I had a new PM mentioned Mattyk72. Sooooo, I can forward it to all interested parties. It just might go viral. I suggest you consider you options, Mr. Dirtbag359.

Annnnnd checkmate:

[url]http://www.thewarpath.net/redskins-locker-room/24395-dirtbag59-presents-the-preseason-battle-poll.html[/url]

[B]I think evidence is overwhelming that denial is equivalent to lunacy[/B]. Now, I suppose Dr. Recchi will hire Mr. Chara to crack you back...I mean give you a nice massage.[/quote]

What? What evidence?

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[quote=mooby;816661]What? What evidence?[/quote]

I know right? That just takes link just takes us to a picture of a cat thats asking if "can I haz cheezburger?" You need your medicine SCP. Doctor McNabb and Doctor Cerrato want to help you.

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[quote=Dirtbag59;816662]I know right? That just takes link just takes us to a picture of a cat thats asking if "can I haz cheezburger?" You need your medicine SCP. Doctor McNabb and Doctor Cerrato want to help you.[/quote]
Lies.

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so, no ones mentioning the whole TAFKAS debacle?

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[quote=That Guy;816748]so, no ones mentioning the whole TAFKAS debacle?[/quote]

TAFKAS? Who's that?

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[quote=mooby;816845]TAFKAS? Who's that?[/quote]

Uh oh, looks like we need to send That Guy to that "clinic" thats totally not a secret HQ where we torture people for knowing to much.

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He who shall not be named...........