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certainly...you'd have one dead teacher, a dad in jail, and a little girl who will turn to prostitution for the attention her dad used to give her...

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Yup, exactly what I'm sayin'.

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i have a son and 2 daughters and im not sure how i would react if it were my son doing his teacher, but i would definetly do some damage to the male teacher for touching my little girl....so yes malcolm, double standards are great

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Hahaha, like to my son's face I'd be like, "I'm so disappointed." but later on in life I would definitely give him a drunken high five.

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If it were my daughter, I'd give the TEACHER a drunken COLT, FOURTY-FIVE...



...bullet to the face.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]If it were my daughter, I'd give the TEACHER a drunken COLT, FOURTY-FIVE...



...bullet to the face.[/quote]i love me some vigilante justice:smashfrea

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pretty impressive
[url]http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1147801785/Motor_Cycle_Mania[/url]

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[quote=gibbsisgod]i love me some vigilante justice:smashfrea[/quote]

Everyone does. I love posses.

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tmc has his own posse?

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Yes, TMC does. [I][B]See[/B][/I] Canada Christmas pictures.

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[quote=dmek25]tmc has his own posse?[/quote]

[I]The [/I]posse?

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Not THE posse, but we were dubbed The New Fun Bunch. One day I might get permission to show you the pictures.

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anyone over 5'9" in your posse?

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Yes, both Daseal and Gmanc are over 5'9". I won't say "I have" a posse so much as we are members of an elite group of partiers. That being said, it's open membership.

Meet me at my car on opening day for Malcolm Beer Pong Challenge 2006. jdlea and his brother will be attending.

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Gmanc and Daseal will most likely be there too I'm sure. cpayne typically comes with Daseal, but not always.

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where does everyone usually meet up?

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This is pretty unlucky
[url]http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1147692832/Stupid_Showoff_Gets_Caught_by_Cops_in_Nanoseconds[/url]

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tmc,do you usually hang out with the big boys?im trying to get tickets , and if i do ill catch up with you guys. im not sure if this is a threat or not

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What do you mean "big boys"? I've just found that the few people I've met off of here are really cool (Gmanc, Daseal and cpayne) and we often make it to the same games as each other. Actually this year we'll probably meet with Gmanc since his parents have a parking pass and we'll drink there. When I DO have a pass, it's in the red lots and I get a lot of heavy drinking/grilling going on (except last year, Sorry Daseal and Cpayne, when I went with my super religious Dad).

So Grillz and dmek, I'd suggest we just pick a lot (preferably green) and we'll set up a whole tournament of beer pong. The trophy I made is very bad ass. It has one of those figurines of Art Monk on it.

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ain't nothing better than beer pong and fake art monk trophies...

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who said anything about fake?

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hey malcolm, have you any idea which games you are going to this year?
i'm probably going to the falcons game thankgiving weekend.
i dont know what beer pong is but it sure sounds like fun!

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Funnily enough, I actually will be going to that game as well.

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[quote=gibbsisgod]hey malcolm, have you any idea which games you are going to this year?
i'm probably going to the falcons game thankgiving weekend.
i dont know what beer pong is but it sure sounds like fun![/quote]

Beer pong is a fanastic game of drinking/skill played on a table that looks like this...

[IMG]http://www.gotpong.com/beerpong/table/tableimages/redskins380.jpg[/IMG]


...this one isn't mine (found the pic on google images, good job whoever you are), but I finally bought the hinges I need to make mine fold in the middle so it's easier to bring to tailgates.

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Yup, that's my game plan.

For the convenience, this is the one I want.

[url]http://www.bingbongtables.com/2006-beer-pong/01_table.html[/url]

Hinges are the way to go for a custom one. Mine is still under construction. I am still not satisfied with the paint. I'm debating on just buying a huge sticker.

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[QUOTE=gibbsisgod]hey malcolm, have you any idea which games you are going to this year?
i'm probably going to the falcons game thankgiving weekend.
i dont know what beer pong is but it sure sounds like fun![/QUOTE]


The Thankgiving weekend game is actually the Panthers. I would know because its my 21st birthday that Sunday and I desperatley want to get to that game with a couple of my buddies.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Yup, that's my game plan.

For the convenience, this is the one I want.

[URL="http://www.bingbongtables.com/2006-beer-pong/01_table.html"]http://www.bingbongtables.com/2006-beer-pong/01_table.html[/URL]

Hinges are the way to go for a custom one. Mine is still under construction. I am still not satisfied with the paint. I'm debating on just buying a huge sticker.[/quote]

That's not too bad, but I want to make my own to feel like I've accomplished something (I'm pathetic, I know). Yesterday i went into Home Depot to get different hinges I've had a problem with the table bending down in the middle because the hinges don't stop at 180 degrees. The guy there who was helping me told me I was better off just buying one; I almost slapped him. However, I found some screen door hinges that stop like I want, so I hope they will work.

As far as paint goes, I was thinking that I want to paint it like the Skin's field, with the cups in the endzones. I may have to be lazy for the logo and just buy a car magnet and cut it in half where the table bends.

If I ever actually get the thing built I will try to get some pics to so everyone (I'll be sure to cover my gut so as not to offend anyone).

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You have it the official 8' size?

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I've also thought of taking one of my pics of FedEx field and painting some lacquer over it so that it'll be clear and show through.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]You have it the official 8' size?[/quote]

hell yeah, that's a big reason why I don't want to just buy a folding table, most are too small. Plus, my dad builds homes, so I get most of the supplies for free.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]I've also thought of taking one of my pics of FedEx field and painting some lacquer over it so that it'll be clear and show through.[/quote]

I'm gonna put a life size picture of myself in the middle and pain over parts so it looks like the old board game Operation.

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We gotta get together that day and do some drinkin!

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you guys come up with a game to go to and I'll come.

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Thanksgiving weekend sounds good to me

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yeah, i would thrilled for thanksgiving and the panthers. I'll just have to make sure I'll be in town but that sounds good.

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i might have to bring the wife:(

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man ticket prices are high right now

[url]http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?from=R40&satitle=redskins+panthers[/url]

Last year I went to three games
Bears- Upper 40 yard line top row of the stadium- two tickets $35 each. Really good price and even though I was at the very top I could see everything. It was also fun to have a wall behind me.

Chargers- 50 yard line front 10 rows of top deck + Green parking $41 each for me and my friend (STEAL)

Cowboys- Upper endzone(liked these A LOT) under 10 rows up and green parking $98 each for 2 people. This was as cheap as they came for that game and the green parking made it worth it.

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i know a couple of people who are season ticket holders.

mostly old people who only go to a couple of games.

i dont pay more than 100 dollars a ticket and usually get good seats.

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[url]http://cgi.ebay.com/2-REDSKINS-VS-PANTHERS-TICKETS-FEDEX-10-YARD-LINE_W0QQitemZ6632095329QQcategoryZ16122QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem[/url]

Eh, not that bad. That should be around face value for this year. I think that if someone keeps on looking it can get cheaper but for those that don't like the hassle of wasting hours looking for a good price its pretty good. Cheapest buy it now price that there should be right now.

I am definatly not buying them now, or food because I am paying out the ass for prom. Breaking near $500. I am going to have to get a job to get back some of that money. Prom is for parents and their daughters. I couldn't care less.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]I'm gonna put a life size picture of myself in the middle and pain over parts so it looks like the old board game Operation.[/quote]

That would actually be very hilarious. You should do that!