Smootie: the "juicy" details

Should I be more worried that Fi'ty is coming out with a sex toy or how you found out about it? ;)


It was TAFKAS who told me about it!!!!! I swear!!!

It was TAFKAS who told me about it!!!!! I swear!!!

I found out from Offiss. Said he used it to go "hunting"

TAFKAAAAAAAAAAAAAS! "Pow! Right in the kisser."

I found out from Offiss. Said he used it to go "hunting"

HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! The comedic stylings recently have been more than enough reason to come to this website.

So should 50 make it in blaze orange then?

This just in, Smoot is the new official spokeperson for Trojan Condoms.

They got in trouble because they rented a "classy" boat on Lake Minnetonka. For those of you unfamiliar with the Minneapolis area, Lake Minnetonka is the Beverly Hills of the Midwest. You can't "act out" on a "classy" boat in a rich neighborhood and expect to get away with it. They don't deserve to be prosecuted for acting in a lewd manner in public, they deserve to be prosecuted for stupidity.

AHHH! NOW I know where that lake is from.

Guess this show:

"Why don't you go purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"

AHHH! NOW I know where that lake is from.

Guess this show:

"Why don't you go purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"

Game....Vikings, ha ha ha.

poor smoot!

AHHH! NOW I know where that lake is from.

Guess this show:

"Why don't you go purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"

That was one of my cousin TAFKAP's (The Artist Formerly Known as Prince) greatest hits

Smoot was heard singing the following to one of the strippers as she left the boat:

I never wanted 2 be your weekend lover
I only wanted 2 be some kind of friend
Baby I could never steal u from another
It’s such a shame our friendship had 2 end

Purple rain purple rain
Purple rain purple rain
Purple rain purple rain

Loooooooooooooooooool!!!! Excellent!