kingerock
04-23-2004, 09:42 PM
week 1: Bowen or Iffy layout Galloway - All of our recievers layout both of their safties and make them wonder why they let Lynch go
week 2: I want to see Griffin and Barrow layout K Collins and/or Manning
week 3: Arrington level Carter as he tries to step into the pocket (silly rabbit...)
week 4: Daniels hit Garcia so hard his mamma cries, Samuels remind Ekuban why he wanted the star off his helmet in the 1st place.
week 5: Washington (LB) hit Lewis (RB) so hard he thinks he's smokin crack (which we can't really say if he is or not)
week 6: Arrington make Grossman wish he graduated from Tulane
week 8: Portis make McKenzie cut off his dredlocks
week 9: Arrington hit O Gary so hard he calls Barry Sanders immediately to come back and start playing again... right now...
week 10: Springs hit Johnson so hard he knocks the stripes right of those new, pretty jerseys.
week 11: The entire starting D has a gang tackle on McNabb... make him call Rush Limbaugh back and tell him "You were right bro... it's just because i'm black!"
week 12: Arrington hit Staley so hard he fires his agent for making him sign to a team that was on the skins schedule this season.
week 13: Smoot (yeah smoot) hit Shockey so hard he never opens his fat, stupid mouth again.
week 14: Another 11 man pile up, but this time on Detmer as McNabb is on vacation Golfing and making fun of Liberals with Rush since the Redskins already clinched the East and the Eagles are already illeminated.
week 15: Gibbs walk right up to city hall and pimp slap the mayor twice: once for performing all those gay marriages and twice for putting the american people in a position to have to see Rosie O on TV... AGAIN!!
week 16: Bugel beat the snot out of Chris Collinsworth for talking too dang much!
week 17: The whole team and staff hop on the Redskins charter bus and drive into the stadium. Hit Moss and drive away. (Note: that of course would suspend the entire team for one week, but its a moot point as we already have a week one playoff bye and home field advantage throughout the playoffs.
week 2: I want to see Griffin and Barrow layout K Collins and/or Manning
week 3: Arrington level Carter as he tries to step into the pocket (silly rabbit...)
week 4: Daniels hit Garcia so hard his mamma cries, Samuels remind Ekuban why he wanted the star off his helmet in the 1st place.
week 5: Washington (LB) hit Lewis (RB) so hard he thinks he's smokin crack (which we can't really say if he is or not)
week 6: Arrington make Grossman wish he graduated from Tulane
week 8: Portis make McKenzie cut off his dredlocks
week 9: Arrington hit O Gary so hard he calls Barry Sanders immediately to come back and start playing again... right now...
week 10: Springs hit Johnson so hard he knocks the stripes right of those new, pretty jerseys.
week 11: The entire starting D has a gang tackle on McNabb... make him call Rush Limbaugh back and tell him "You were right bro... it's just because i'm black!"
week 12: Arrington hit Staley so hard he fires his agent for making him sign to a team that was on the skins schedule this season.
week 13: Smoot (yeah smoot) hit Shockey so hard he never opens his fat, stupid mouth again.
week 14: Another 11 man pile up, but this time on Detmer as McNabb is on vacation Golfing and making fun of Liberals with Rush since the Redskins already clinched the East and the Eagles are already illeminated.
week 15: Gibbs walk right up to city hall and pimp slap the mayor twice: once for performing all those gay marriages and twice for putting the american people in a position to have to see Rosie O on TV... AGAIN!!
week 16: Bugel beat the snot out of Chris Collinsworth for talking too dang much!
week 17: The whole team and staff hop on the Redskins charter bus and drive into the stadium. Hit Moss and drive away. (Note: that of course would suspend the entire team for one week, but its a moot point as we already have a week one playoff bye and home field advantage throughout the playoffs.