Super Happy Fun Thread!

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A Letter From Fred - *OFFICIAL DOCUMENTARY* "Oh Sweet Lorraine" An Amazing Song Written by Fred! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDi4hBWsvkY)

Coworkers Nationwide Embrace Tearfully After Painful 3-Day Separation (http://www.theonion.com/articles/coworkers-nationwide-embrace-tearfully-after-painf,33715/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:1:Default)

WASHINGTON—With tears of relief streaming down their faces, coworkers around the nation wrapped one another in jubilant embraces Tuesday to celebrate the blessed end of their Labor Day weekend separation, sources confirmed. “I missed you so much! Thank God we’re back together again!” employees across the United States reportedly said to one another between whoops of joy, all while lifting each other up in emotional bear hugs. “Worst three days of my life! It felt like months. The only thing I thought about the whole time—while I was sleeping in and having backyard cookouts—was your faces and how much I missed them.

Onion Sports (http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-nfls-top-10-cornerbacks,33712/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:3:Default) is preparing fans for the upcoming 2013 NFL season by ranking players at every position. Here’s a helpful guide to the league’s best cornerbacks.

10. Patrick Peterson: Large physical corner with blazing speed who should have been ranked in the top three, but the intern ****ed up and now we’ll never hear the end of it from bitchy know-it-alls

9. Cortland Finnegan: Since following head coach Jeff Fisher from the Titans to the Rams in 2012, Finnegan has proven that he’s still among the league’s best at being a dirty, piece-of-shit cheap-shot artist

8. DeAngelo Hall: Has an amazing knack for gaining separation from a receiver

7. Janoris Jenkins: Surprised critics in his rookie season when he finished with 73 tackles, 14 pass defenses, and zero drug arrests

6. Champ Bailey: We’ve heard he’s good; honestly, we’re not sure what the criteria for identifying a good cornerback is exactly

5. Johnathan Joseph: The Texans cornerback is feared around the league for his fierce backpedal

4. Tim Jennings: Jennings had a league-high nine interceptions last year, though he ultimately hurt his team as each one resulted in the Bears’ offense getting the ball

3. Antonio Cromartie: Relies on excellent size, speed, and explosiveness to fertilize ovum

2. Darrelle Revis: Year after year, Revis is the only player on this list you’ve heard of

1. Richard Sherman: Raised eyebrows this offseason when he declared himself the best cornerback in the league, but he's a professional football player, so he would probably be the go-to authority on this kind of thing

Loved the Jennings one.

#8 is pretty good .

The Onion is so awesome.


Andy Reid Motivates Chiefs With Inspirational Speech About Great Burrito Place | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (http://www.theonion.com/articles/andy-reid-motivates-chiefs-with-inspirational-spee,33550/)


Tony Romo Notices Star On Cowboys Helmet For First Time | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (http://www.theonion.com/articles/tony-romo-notices-star-on-cowboys-helmet-for-first,33572/)


Obama Not Sure How To Tell Nation This, But He Ran Over Jimmy Carter With Car Last Night | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-not-sure-how-to-tell-nation-this-but-he-ran,33402/)

The Onion is so awesome.


Andy Reid Motivates Chiefs With Inspirational Speech About Great Burrito Place | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (http://www.theonion.com/articles/andy-reid-motivates-chiefs-with-inspirational-spee,33550/)


Tony Romo Notices Star On Cowboys Helmet For First Time | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (http://www.theonion.com/articles/tony-romo-notices-star-on-cowboys-helmet-for-first,33572/)


Obama Not Sure How To Tell Nation This, But He Ran Over Jimmy Carter With Car Last Night | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-not-sure-how-to-tell-nation-this-but-he-ran,33402/)

The Tony Romo Star article is a classic. freakin hilarious

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