Super Happy Fun Thread!

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This Is What Happens To Your Face When You Try To Rob An MMA Expert (http://deadspin.com/5865267/this-is-what-happens-to-your-face-when-you-try-to-rob-an-mma-expert)
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Anthony Miranda, a 24-year-old from Chicago, allegedly attempted a robbery on the Southwest Side of the city late Friday night. Police say he strolled up to a parked car, asked the driver for a light, and then pulled out a handgun.

The driver was reportedly an MMA fighter, and a few minutes later, Miranda had a bullet in his ankle courtesy of his own gun, the battered mug you see above, and a court date. From the Tribune's report:

The man in the car replied that he didn't have a light, and the other man pulled out a handgun and demanded the driver's valuables, Mirabelli said. The driver handed over his cash, wallet and valuables, and the gunman then ordered him out of the car.

At some point, the older man was able to grab hold of the handgun, and during a struggle, the robber discharged a round, striking himself in the ankle, Mirabelli said.

His target, described only as an "older man," told police that he competes in Ultimate Fighting Championships. Chicago Police won't release his name, but if any loyal members of the Deadspin I-Team have any idea which MMA fighter beat the shit out of his would-be assailant in Chicago on Friday night, please let us know.

^ Super? Happy? or Fun? I am confused where that post falls.

^ Super? Happy? or Fun? I am confused where that post falls.

All of the above, unless you are the robber.

‘Fastest flying human’ takes camera along for wild ride | The Raw Story (http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/12/06/fastest-flying-human-takes-camera-along-for-wild-ride/)

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usjets08 2 weeks ago +30

All of the above, unless you are the robber.

Exactly.

Dude is flying for like 70 seconds.....AMAZING stuff...

Least Competent Criminals
Brent Morgan, 20, was arrested in Prince George, British Columbia, in October on three counts related to the attempted theft of a Corvette. Morgan had seen the car in a driveway, jumped in and locked the doors. However, the owner had been in the process of charging the battery, which was still too weak for the car to start and for the door locks to continue working. Feeling trapped and sensing that the owner had called the police, Morgan panicked and began using any available tool inside the car to smash the window. According to the police report, officers arrived just as Morgan had broken open the driver's side window, but too late for Morgan to realize that he could have exited the car by manually lifting the door lock with his fingers. [The Citizen (Prince George), 10-24-2011]

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