Super Happy Fun Thread!

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Breaking News - Vinny Cerrato has been removed as Executive VP of Football Operations. In the meantime we've been told that he will work with owner, Daniel Snyder, to select a new General Manager for the Washington Redskins. We have obtained a few questions the dynamic duo intends to ask potential candidates along with the answers they want to hear.

Q: A reciever and a offensive lineman are drowning. You can only save one, who do you save? Additional details: The offensive lineman is a church going charity worker that is well known in the community. He also attends all offseason workouts and is considered a leader in the locker room. The reciever describes his lifestyle as Lambourghini living and gets wasted on Saturday nights during the season. The reciever avoids OTA's like the plague.

A: You always save the reciever.


Q: An offensive lineman and cornerback are available in the 3rd round. The cornerback is considered only slightly better and will probably be available when you select 2 rounds later. The offensive lineman will be picked within the next round. You have 4 quality Corners on the roster but your O-Line depth sucks. The CB also has a cool YouTube video.

A: Always go with BPA


Q: T or F - I love raquetball.
A: True


Q: T or F - The owner is the best person in the world
A: True


Q: T or F - Offensive Lineman are evil
A: True


Q: You just signed Mike Williams, have you fixed your holes along the O-Line?
A: Yes


Q: You've just stripped the head coach of his play calling duties and told the media that it was mutually agreed upon because there was "to much on his plate." Will the media and public believe your explanation even though it's complete b*** s***?

A: Yes, the public and media are stupid mindless drones that will always drink the kool aid.


Q: A season ticket holder has just filed for bankruptcy and can't pay for their tickets. What is your course of action?

A: Sue their ass.


Q: People are making mean signs about you and your best friend (the owner), what do you do?

A: Ban all signs and throw people out with mean t-shirts. Also ban paper bags.


Q: How much should a fan pay for a hot dog?
A: $2,000


Q: The fans and media feel that you didn't make the best draft picks? How do you explain this at your press conference?

A: Tell them about the holy draft board and explain best player available.


Q: T or F - The Redskins are always one player away from a Super Bowl?
A: True

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Breaking News - Vinny Cerrato has been removed as Executive VP of Football Operations. In the meantime we've been told that he will work with owner, Daniel Snyder, to select a new General Manager for the Washington Redskins. We have obtained a few questions the dynamic duo intends to ask potential candidates along with the answers they want to hear.

Q: A reciever and a offensive lineman are drowning. You can only save one, who do you save? Additional details: The offensive lineman is a church going charity worker that is well known in the community. He also attends all offseason workouts and is considered a leader in the locker room. The reciever describes his lifestyle as Lambourghini living and gets wasted on Saturday nights during the season. The reciever avoids OTA's like the plague.

A: You always save the reciever.


Q: An offensive lineman and cornerback are available in the 3rd round. The cornerback is considered only slightly better and will probably be available when you select 2 rounds later. The offensive lineman will be picked within the next round. You have 4 quality Corners on the roster but your O-Line depth sucks. The CB also has a cool YouTube video.

A: Always go with BPA


Q: T or F - I love raquetball.
A: True


Q: T or F - The owner is the best person in the world
A: True


Q: T or F - Offensive Lineman are evil
A: True


Q: You just signed Mike Williams, have you fixed your holes along the O-Line?
A: Yes


Q: You've just stripped the head coach of his play calling duties and told the media that it was mutually agreed upon because there was "to much on his plate." Will the media and public believe your explanation even though it's complete b*** s***?

A: Yes, the public and media are stupid mindless drones that will always drink the kool aid.


Q: A season ticket holder has just filed for bankruptcy and can't pay for their tickets. What is your course of action?

A: Sue their ass.


Q: People are making mean signs about you and your best friend (the owner), what do you do?

A: Ban all signs and throw people out with mean t-shirts. Also ban paper bags.


Q: How much should a fan pay for a hot dog?
A: $2,000


Q: The fans and media feel that you didn't make the best draft picks? How do you explain this at your press conference?

A: Tell them about the holy draft board and explain best player available.


Q: T or F - The Redskins are always one player away from a Super Bowl?
A: True

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Is there a Matisyahu concert in town?

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