Super Happy Fun Thread!

Redskin fans fear not. There is hope.
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This is F'ing priceless.
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The moral of the story is don't spike the ball

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-azgWTq3_dU&feature=related

> > Little Johnny does it
> > > again.
> > >
> > > A liberal teacher in New York asked her 6th grade class how many of
> > > them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan
> > > was, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids
> > > raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher
> > > asked Little Johnny why he decided to be Different...
> > > again.
> > > Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama
> > > fan.'
> > > The teacher said, 'Why aren't you an Obama
> > > fan?'
> > > Johnny said, 'Because I'm a
> > > conservative.'
> > > The teacher asked why he's a conservative. Little
> > > Johnny answered, 'Well, My Mom's a conservative and
> > > my Dad's a conservative, so I'm a conservative.'
> > >
> > > The teacher asks, 'If your Mom was a moron and your Dad
> > > was an idiot, what would that make you?'
> > > With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would
> > > make me an Obama fan.'
> > >
> > > ...I always liked Little Johnny.

YouTube - akmed the dead terrorist (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxXSSFhNoJM) .... funny , hope everyone gets a laugh..

Little Timmy got an F on his report to which he mutterred "Fuck" under his breath. His teacher heard him an ordered him to the principal's office.

Already pissed about his grades, he walks in the principal's office without knocking, only to find the principal screwing his secretary.

"What are y'all doing?" asks Timmy
"Oh, well . . . .we're just playing cards" says the Principal

"So what's that?" asks Timmy pointing to the principal.
"That's my Ace"
"And that?" Asks Timmy pointing to the secretary.
"Oh, that's the wild card."

Embarassed and wanting to sweep the whole incident under the rug, the principal lets Timmy go home early as long as he doesn't tell anyone about the card game.

Timmy goes home early and walks in on his mother and father screwing.
"Timmy what are you doing home so early?"
"Ah, the principal lety me off early for getting an A on my test. Don't worry, I already know what y'all are doing."
"You Do?"
"Yeah, y'all were playing cards. That's the Ace and that's the wild card."

Timmy's parents agree that's exactly what they were doing and tell Timmy to go up to his room.

Later on in the evening Timmy's parent's were cooking dinner and his mother had called him several times.

"Could you go get Tim, he's upstairs and hasn't come down yet."

When Timmy's Dad walk in he finds Timmy patting his chicken.

"Boy what are you doing?"
"I'm playing cards!"
"Where's your wild card?

"Who needs a wild card when you have a hand like this!"

YouTube - Presidential Jeopardy - Abe, Bush, Obama

I almost cried. Amazing story.

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This is awesome
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Both of these remind me of this site.


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Travelocity may not let there travel gnome go to Germany anymore ;)

I wish women were built like the old "Tucker" car which had 3 headlights, and the middle one tracked in the direction you turned. Imagine what Vinny could do with "another set of those!" He could really keep his eyes on Zorn.

By the way, did you know that Zorn is only 5 feet 6 inches tall? He knew that to be an NFL QB you had to be tall, so he started combing his hair differently and now he's 6 feet 2 inches! I knew that kinky hairdo he wears had a reason for its invention.