Super Happy Fun Thread!

objective ministries.org creation science fair (http://objectiveministries.org/creation/sciencefair.html)

In a blatant effort to keep my post count higher than Njall's I'm dropping this one you all.

Elementary School Level

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Cassidy Turnbull and her uncle, Steve, who is not a monkey according to Cassidy's research.

1st Place: "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)"

Cassidy Turnbull (grade 5) presented her uncle, Steve. She also showed photographs of monkeys and invited fairgoers to note the differences between her uncle and the monkeys. She tried to feed her uncle bananas, but he declined to eat them. Cassidy has conclusively shown that her uncle is no monkey.

2nd Place: "Pine Cones Are Complicated"

David Block and Trevor Murry (grades 4) showed how specifically complicated pine cones are and how they reveal God's design in nature.

Honorable Mention:

"God Made Kitty" - Sally Reister (grade 3)
"The Bible Says Creation" - Aaron Kent (grade 5)
"Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False" - Paul Sanborn (grade 4)

Offbeat News - A 107-year-old Malaysian woman says she is ready to marry for the 23rd (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090914/od_afp/malaysiamarriageoffbeat_20090914080426)

Scene: Bar, late at night. Batchelor Party winding down.

Yusef: "Dude, are you fucking high? She's 70 years older than you!"

Mo: "It is god's will, inshallah!"


Wook Kundor made headlines four years ago when she married Muhammad Noor Che Musa, a man 70 years her junior in northern Terengganu state, with pictures of the couple's wedding splashed across regional newspapers.

But Wook is now looking for new love as she fears that Muhammad, 37, who is undergoing voluntary drug rehabilitation treatment in the capital Kuala Lumpur, will leave her once the programme ends, she told the Star newspaper.

Christian Bale

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Christian Bale

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Needs to curse more....

The anchorwoman's reaction is priceless

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The anchorwoman's reaction is priceless

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I will not be attending his Thanksgiving celebration.

German Pussy - Rammstein (http://www.visit-x.com/CAMS/US/specials/Rammstein.html?track=Index)

Ok, I've watched this three times now and only one cat to be seen and that was brief.

If you're a cat fancier you'll be sorely disappointed by this Video, not to mention the dreadful wallpaper in that fellow's office or the fact that the lampshade didn't match the decor.

On a positive note there was a fine use of bratwurst and saurkraut. 10/10

German Pussy - Rammstein (http://www.visit-x.com/CAMS/US/specials/Rammstein.html?track=Index)

Ok, I've watched this three times now and only one cat to be seen and that was brief.

If you're a cat fancier you'll be sorely disappointed by this Video, not to mention the dreadful wallpaper in that fellow's office or the fact that the lampshade didn't match the decor.

On a positive note there was a fine use of bratwurst and saurkraut. 10/10

Ha you want a funny Rammstein video then I'll give you a funny Rammstein video. This one was recommended by Rammstein themselves. This one also comes highly recommended by me.

Also if this is what I think it is then you're my new favorite person.

Edit: You are now my new favorite person.

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Also found this video on ES of all places but it's actually pretty funny.

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Ha you want a funny Rammstein video then I'll give you a funny Rammstein video. This one was recommended by Rammstein themselves. This one also comes highly recommended by me.

Also if this is what I think it is then you're my new favorite person.

Edit: You are now my new favorite person.

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Also found this video on ES of all places but it's actually pretty funny.

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Sehr Gut! Es ist nicht so glaublich das alles in ordnung seit.

or something like that LOL

I miss Ramstein and Germany. sigh