ArtMonkDrillz
03-28-2007, 04:57 PM
The sad thing is... I'm totally that guy.
I'm a server, and call me a sell out, but I completely put on the "Hey guys, hows everyone doing!" routine for a dollar.
I'm the exact opposite type of customer though, if I'm at a table I just want the effing server to shut the hell up. I don't want to be swooned, I just want my damn food, and unless your a hot waitress, leave... and if your the hot waitress when you leave... do it slowly.
Seriously, could you hook me up with some pizza shooters, shrimp poppers, or extreme fajitas?
RobH4413
03-28-2007, 05:10 PM
Seriously, could you hook me up with some pizza shooters, shrimp poppers, or extreme fajitas?
Maybe "X"-treme fajitas.
damn... i haven't eaten yet today. I should probably get on that.
SmootSmack
04-02-2007, 09:45 PM
It's Not Easy Being Green (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLQRv0RjBBM&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fsadkermit%2Ecom%2Fvideo%2Ehtml)
hooskins
04-02-2007, 10:37 PM
Maybe "X"-treme fajitas.
damn... i haven't eaten yet today. I should probably get on that.
your missing the reference....
SmootSmack
04-03-2007, 01:16 AM
Alanis with an ironic twist on My Humps (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzsugar%2Ecom%2F196398)
KLHJ2
04-03-2007, 01:55 AM
This will make you proud owners of your hamburger meat!
YouTube - The Original HAIRY BACK Video Spoof! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmW0dHUWQwE)
Monkeydad
04-04-2007, 04:06 PM
The sad thing is... I'm totally that guy.
I'm a server, and call me a sell out, but I completely put on the "Hey guys, hows everyone doing!" routine for a dollar.
I'm the exact opposite type of customer though, if I'm at a table I just want the effing server to shut the hell up. I don't want to be swooned, I just want my damn food, and unless your a hot waitress, leave... and if your the hot waitress when you leave... do it slowly.
So you're Dr. Jerkyl and Mr. Hyde?
<Server Rob at table>
Golly gee, you've been the best customers all week. I have to go clock out now, so you have a stupendous evening and lifetime of health and happiness.
<Server Rob clocks out and leaves restaurant...customers come out and say "here's your tip for the great service, we didn't get a chance to give it to you since you were on the way out!">
SCREW YOU OLD GEEZERS! Walk up behind me like that again and you're getting the pepper spray. Keep your dirty money, I bet it has tuberculosis all over it!"
dall-assblows
04-04-2007, 08:40 PM
Adorable Fight - CollegeHumor video (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1751920)
just like south park
gibbsisgod
04-05-2007, 02:48 PM
Speed Bump (http://www.comics.com/creators/speedbump/archive/speedbump-20070309.html)
GhettoDogAllStars
04-06-2007, 12:06 PM
One of the funniest videos I've seen on YouTube (NSFW):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X26ftR1Xlls