TheInspector
08-02-2006, 12:45 PM
I need to get in touch with production people at ESPN, I have an idea for the next big televised pseudo-sport: LAWN DARTS!
Lawn darts - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawn_darts)
but it would have to be filmed outside of the US for legal reasons
Back when I was younger, we would have a lawn dart championship at my grandparent's house every year. It was great. Thinking back on it, all of the adults were drunk too.
bigmarley4
08-02-2006, 12:56 PM
Dressing up for football games is a southern football tradition, regardless of how big the school is. I went to Wake Forest, and we did shirt and tie for every game, made us look better when we got tossed out of games for being too drunk.
Hail2theskins
08-02-2006, 01:01 PM
I have to disagree with southern tradition and just say yuppy tradition from way back when... cuz i know georgia doesnt dress, south carolina doesnt, and i know alabama doesnt, those are three pretty football tradition rich teams
TheMalcolmConnection
08-02-2006, 01:10 PM
"15. Cowboys
If King Kong strapped on a helmet, he still couldn't have lived up to the hype that surrounded Demarcus Ware last season. But Ware was very good, bringing pressure off the edge and forcing a lot of running plays inside."
This always makes me happy. I wonder why Ware got so much hype last year?
ArtMonkDrillz
08-02-2006, 01:12 PM
TMC, what is that from?
By the way, it's Auburn that's well known for dressing up for games. And drinking tons of bourbon. Ummmm, bourbon...
TheMalcolmConnection
08-02-2006, 01:14 PM
It's from MSNs review of LB-ing corps.
TheInspector
08-02-2006, 02:47 PM
"15. Cowboys
If King Kong strapped on a helmet, he still couldn't have lived up to the hype that surrounded Demarcus Ware last season. But Ware was very good, bringing pressure off the edge and forcing a lot of running plays inside."
This always makes me happy. I wonder why Ware got so much hype last year?
Is King Kong a free agent? We need to get him ASAP. ;)
TheMalcolmConnection
08-02-2006, 02:48 PM
I heard he isn't in exactly what you'd call "game shape".
TheMalcolmConnection
08-02-2006, 02:48 PM
Godzilla, possibly Mecha-Godzilla could play for us.
I heard Mothra is an excellent WR talent. She could be our possession receiver AND set some gender milestones at the same time.
SmootSmack
08-02-2006, 10:48 PM
What You Talkin' About Willis? (http://www.nopers.com/video/905/gary_coleman_gets_knocked_out_from_a_guitar)