Tonight's Game - Victory Conditions

Who wouldn't want an old fashioned ass whoopin on national TV no less?

I love blowouts, when we're on the right end that is. It makes watching a game much less stressful.

Games like last week I'm chewing my nails all to hell and pacing the floor, god I hate that! Makes me wonder why I put myself through this.

Full-on thrashin'! Beat em like a rented mule

Once we dominate the scoreboard and we've put up all the points we'd need to take home a win, we should then be focusing on hurting as many Cowboys as possible.

For example, we should go Waterboy style on Drew Bledsoe. First, Bledsoe will say something about Sean Taylor's mama. Then Sean Taylor will take note of Bledsoe's number. After intercepting the pass, Taylor will find Bledsoe and toss him the ball. He'll then track Bledsoe down in the end zone and drop kick him in the head.

Then Vicky Valencourt will slit Bill Parcells' throat, coach Gibbs will get physical, and Joe Bugel will eat some Louisiana Fart Cakes. We live ta play another day!

i say any kind of ass whipping!!! I hate the cowgirls and the Skins should rock Monday Night FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!

i say any kind of ass whipping!!! I hate the cowgirls and the Skins should rock Monday Night FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!
Welcome to the board. I like your moxie.

9 to 6 the Cowboys kicker misses a 42 yarder with no timke left on the clock. I hope this Rookie kicker we have can make some kicks.

Tight games don't do it for me but if we get 20 points and win I'll be smiling all week.

I want to see our 2005 version of the Riggo Drill...if I see that a tight win will be as good as blow out, for it will mean we manhandled the Cowdungs at Big-D, in front of all of the UGLY people.

I want a first half ass beating so bad that Jerry Jones walks onto the field at half time and apologizes to the bucked tooth goons who support his crappy team. I then want him to cancel the planned ring of honor ceremony, causing Michael Irving to get back on the nose candy.

As for the second half, I would like to see Sean Taylor take no less than 3 picks to the house, followed by Portis rushing for 200 yards with 5 TDs. If I can do it in Madden, Gibbs can do it in real life....

Those 2 things coming from Texas-STEERS AND QUEERS, ladies and gentlemen, STEERS AND QUEERS, the Cowgirls obviously fall under the latter.

i would like a 49-0 blowout, in which our defense has another dominant performance, with plenty of turnovers, and our offense scoring a lot too to prove the doubters wrong.