Bears Are Gonna Kick Yo Ass

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Sheriff Gonna Getcha
09-11-2005, 03:20 AM
Dear 13-year-old pimply-faced idiot:

I'm from the Chicago area and I am quite familiar with the Bears. Here are some of my thoughts:

1. Kyle Orton is going to need surgery to remove Arrington's foot from his arse after tomorrow.

2. It doesn't matter how good Moose was last year because a wideout isn't any good if the quarterback is being face-planted before he gets a pass off.

3. Your defense is decent, not great, not poor, but decent. Don't get your mother's panties in a bunch over Urlacher being a good middle linebacker.

4. Your team is now one of the league's worst, so don't come here talking trash until you have something to talk trash about.

5. Until you wipe the clearasil from your face and the K-Y from your butt, please do not return to this site again.

PS - Sorry warpathers for being "undignified," but this guy is a moron who deserves it. If he was civil and smart in his posts, I would not have talked down to him like I do above.



get his arrogant brains bashed in

12thMan
09-11-2005, 03:25 AM
The Bear's front four puts ours to shame. However the LB corps and secondary don't quite compare. We have one corner side that's unproven, but I like Taylor, Clark and Springs.


I agee their front may be better, but not put ours to shame. Remember we were number one against the rush last year - much of that was attributed to the play of the guys in the middle Salave'a/C.Griff. and much of that was without Phil Daniels who returns healthy this year. I think in generating a pure pass rush theirs may have been more effective, but man for man I would still take our DLine.

Skinsgirl
09-11-2005, 03:40 AM
Why are you even here? Go away and learn how to spell.

Luxorreb
09-11-2005, 03:52 AM
31 pts by the Bears offense is called IMPOSSIBLE.
The fans at Fed Ex today will definitely make sure your unproven rookie does nothing. Expect atleast 4 sacks possibly as many as 9!!!
Skins will own this game as they should and roll to 1-0.
Be there in 8 hrs!!!
Can't wait!!!
GO SKINS!!!

That Guy
09-11-2005, 03:53 AM
again, chicago oline = awesome... I mean, they ONLY allowed 66 sack last season... at that rate, I don't really think it matters how good orton is.

At least they were number 1 at something.

(yeah, being an arse, if there's was even a hint of intelligence in your smack I could like, you know, be less condescending)

dblanch66
09-11-2005, 04:35 AM
I'll eat my keyboard if this guy comes back on OUR site after his cubs get skinned.
We'll deal with the cowpuke sheep next week after they get electrocuted by the bolts. No more MR. Nice Guy. Redskins rule. All other teams can suck my hairy bean bag. F 'em all.

STPainmaker
09-11-2005, 05:15 AM
I'll eat my keyboard if this guy comes back on OUR site after his cubs get skinned.
We'll deal with the cowpuke sheep next week after they get electrocuted by the bolts. No more MR. Nice Guy. Redskins rule. All other teams can suck my hairy bean bag. F 'em all.


Booyashaka!!!!!! LOL

backrow
09-11-2005, 08:09 AM
Didn't the bears D rank in the twenties last season and gave up over 125 a game on the ground. You have no backing you are starting a 4th round pick against the best D in the NFC and even more it is in our house, with our fans, and it is opening day. All 90000+ fans will be cheering like crazy just to further confuse your rook. Portis hit up 171 yards last time he played you and 150+ the time before when with Denver. Urlacher is overrated my friend, your only threats are D and Moose. Moose won't get anything from that unproven QB and your D won't be able to stop the run just like last year,

Why do folks call their WR Moose? I thought he was "Mush". Two things will make me happy. A B&G win over the lowly cubs, and for this lowly cubs poster to come back and admit defeat at the hands of a HOF Coach.

Sammy Baugh Fan
09-11-2005, 08:46 AM
The guy that made this post either fell and bumped his head or is holding out from us with some very strong WEED!

lol
Skins over Bears 20-0

Sammy Baugh Fan
09-11-2005, 09:11 AM
May I add....
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