2024 Early Bird Draft Thread

If PFN is anywhere near accurate and if we can keep on Rivera'ing and stay at 5, Alt and/or Fashanu should be available.

5. Olumuyiwa Fashanu - OT - Penn State
36. Troy Fautanu - OG - Washington
38. Kalen King - CB - Penn State
70. Trey Benson - RB - Florida State
96. Tory Horton - WR - Colorado State
101. Deontae Lawson - LB - Alabama
132. Zach Frazier - OC - West Virginia
166. Ashton Gillotte - EDGE - Louisville
197. Aaron Casey LB - Indiana

Punch, can we live debate the need to draft a QB on SDs live draft stream?

We can do it from a NJ strip club.
There’s this club, paradizio, in Newark.
They have the hottest Brazilian women. One of them had a pussy that looked like Jorge Posadas catchers mitt so I’m not sure she was born a woman but she is now. I’ll hook you up.

Punch, can we live debate the need to draft a QB on SDs live draft stream?

We can do it from a NJ strip club.
There’s this club, paradizio, in Newark.
They have the hottest Brazilian women. One of them had a pussy that looked like Jorge Posadas catchers mitt so I’m not sure she was born a woman but she is now. I’ll hook you up.
😳😀😀😀😀

Punch, can we live debate the need to draft a QB on SDs live draft stream?

We can do it from a NJ strip club.
There’s this club, paradizio, in Newark.
They have the hottest Brazilian women. One of them had a pussy that looked like Jorge Posadas catchers mitt so I’m not sure she was born a woman but she is now. I’ll hook you up.

Is it better or worse than Hope Solo's?

Punch, can we live debate the need to draft a QB on SDs live draft stream?

We can do it from a NJ strip club.
There’s this club, paradizio, in Newark.
They have the hottest Brazilian women. One of them had a pussy that looked like Jorge Posadas catchers mitt so I’m not sure she was born a woman but she is now. I’ll hook you up.

Jamf, if Williams or Maye aren't available (which is very likely), any other QB's you're taking at 5?

This draft is brought to you by Jamf's JiffyLube franchise located right next to the Hong Kong club:

5. Michael Penix Jr. - QB - Washington
36. Andrew Mukuba - S - Clemson
38. Xavier Legette - WR - South Carolina
70. Patrick Paul - OT - Houston
96. Ty'Ron Hopper - LB - Missouri
101. Zach Frazier - OC - West Virginia
132. Tate Ratledge - OG - Georgia
166. Luke Lachey - TE - Iowa
197. Daequan Hardy - CB - Penn State

Lets say miraculously we get to pick #2. Do you still pick OT if Harrison is still there? QB?

Lets say miraculously we get to pick #2. Do you still pick OT if Harrison is still there? QB?

You pick Harrison, Jr. with a smile on your face. He's the best player in this draft, he just doesn't play QB.

I would say the team should listen to Jamf … hell he knows way more than anybody on the planet when it comes to QB … trade Sam on draft day for a 7th round pick .. and let’s draft a youngster with our number one pick without any Oline improvement.. let’s keep EB at OC and start the kid on day one and let him throw 40 times a game .. yea yea that’s a solid plan .. damn why didn’t I think
Of that … SMH

I read somewhere based on game’s remaining the highest we will likely drop is to 4th pick and lowest is to 7th. If getting 2nd pick probably trading some of those seconds and thirds to do so