Changing The Team Name, Give It A Rest!!

I think new uniforms would go a long way to make Commanders more palatable.

You didn't want to go with the Washington Virginia Opossums?

That's a solid name. A little long in the tooth though. Woodchucks was mentioned in that link too. That would be another great option.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_much_wood_would_a_woodchuck_chuck

Due to its proximity to Rock Creek Park, the Chesapeake Bay, and the Anacostia and Potomac Rivers, Washington, DC is home to a diverse population of animal and plant life. 240 species of birds, 29 mammals, 21 reptiles, 19 amphibians, and 78 species of fish can be found in the DC Metro Area. Many of these animals, such as Eastern Gray Squirrels, Blue Jays, and Robins, live here year-round. Others, such as Great Blue Herons, Wood Thrush, and many species of Warblers, are seasonal and migrate during the spring and fall.

https://citywildlife.org/urban-wildlife/area-wildlife/

Oh, it's official: Washington Warblers

This would become the 2nd best sports team name of all time, after Supersonics #rip.

Helmet decal:

https://cdn.download.ams.birds.cornell.edu/api/v1/asset/150276381/1800

might as well call them the Washington v-jay-jays . . . as with that logo we'd be looked at as a nothing more . . . here is AZ, the Cardinals are laughed at for the same reason . . . nothing intimidating about a little tiny bird as you logo

might as well call them the Washington v-jay-jays . . . as with that logo we'd be looked at as a nothing more . . . here is AZ, the Cardinals are laughed at for the same reason . . . nothing intimidating about a little tiny bird as you logo

Who cares if a name is intimidating? Not going to make you play better. Like do opponents play worse against teams w/ "scary" names? Uh oh, we can't beat Detroit, because lions are fierce animals. We better forfeit.

To me, originality is the key to a good name.

Is there really a team name out there that is intimidating? I doubt any NFL player is scared of a Bear, Giant or Buccaneer logo

Who cares if a name is intimidating? Not going to make you play better. Like do opponents play worse against teams w/ "scary" names? Uh oh, we can't beat Detroit, because lions are fierce animals. We better forfeit.

To me, originality is the key to a good name.

lol . . . it is a name that would be looked at worse than the commanders

lol . . . it is a name that would be looked at worse than the commanders

Commanders has the stench of Dan Snyder. That in of itself makes it the worst out of all the possible names.

Who cares if a name is intimidating? Not going to make you play better. Like do opponents play worse against teams w/ "scary" names? Uh oh, we can't beat Detroit, because lions are fierce animals. We better forfeit.

To me, originality is the key to a good name.

Now that you say that I kind of think the Buffalo Bills are intimidating. When your team is named after a serial killer that wears a suit made of female skin that can be freaky. They should wheel out Josh Allen in a Hannibal Lecter mask and a straight jacket during game intros and refer to opposing players as Clarice.

Commanders has the stench of Dan Snyder. That in of itself makes it the worst out of all the possible names.

Snyder was probably too busy funneling money from the team to care about the name.

Washington Kitty Kats

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