Cowboys Pregame thread

honestly, if howell wasnt starting...i wouldnt even consider watching. howell playing upgrades me to considering watching.
its gonna be ugly, though.

I'm recording it just in case we get blown out and SH stinks it up lol

I kinda like him as an embodiment of Dan's crumbling regime, one of the last pathetic and yet vivid proof of how lame this organisation has been under this PoS.

But in non "Dan is probably selling the team in a few weeks/months", no, the only way I like Major Tuddy is on a BBQ.

I personally enjoy how his rank is Major a rank in the Army, Marine Corps, Air Force and Space Force but we are the Commanders a rank in the Navy and Coast Guard. Majors are O-4, Commanders are O-5. I know I am reading into it too much but it is subtly off.

I say Howell will go something like 15/27 for 150 yards, 1 TD, at least two INT, probably a fumble, and get sacked 4 or 5 times

I say Howell will go something like 15/27 for 150 yards, 1 TD, at least two INT, probably a fumble, and get sacked 4 or 5 times


If he plays with the B team no doubt. But we will still be able to see how he handles himself, arm strength, I just want to see promise.
If it looks like he is being held back because of an even worse o line and lack of weapons because they sit well I can live with that.

I personally enjoy how his rank is Major a rank in the Army, Marine Corps, Air Force and Space Force but we are the Commanders a rank in the Navy and Coast Guard. Majors are O-4, Commanders are O-5. I know I am reading into it too much but it is subtly off.


Lol. So Admiral Tuddy if someone in the building put more than 3 minutes into the shiny object to keep our attention off of the shitshow on the field? Interesting. Hopefully Bezos scraps Tuddy along with the rest of the trash.

I’d like to think we can get some answers but a one game sample is tough

Lol. So Admiral Tuddy if someone in the building put more than 3 minutes into the shiny object to keep our attention off of the shitshow on the field? Interesting. Hopefully Bezos scraps Tuddy along with the rest of the trash.

Now that Snyder claims to live in England, why not imagine Tuddy in the Royal Navy and name him Vice Admiral Sir D.C. "Mascot" Tuddy-Hogg, POS, WTF.

I’d like to think we can get some answers but a one game sample is tough

I'm looking for some entertainment.

I personally enjoy how his rank is Major a rank in the Army, Marine Corps, Air Force and Space Force but we are the Commanders a rank in the Navy and Coast Guard. Majors are O-4, Commanders are O-5. I know I am reading into it too much but it is subtly off.

While true, there are also "Commanders" in all services...Company Commander, Battalion Commander, Brigade Commander, Regimental Commander, Division, Corps, Wing, Group, Squadron, Flight, SOUTHCOM, USAREUR...etc... Not really a "rank", but a billet.

My guess is they weren't targeting a specific service for the name - just a tribute to all in general.

OL - Leno/Paul/Schweitzer/Turner/Cosmi

RB - Williams/Patterson

He's gonna get pummeled.

I’m excited Paul is gonna get some action. Need to see what he has and I’ve heard they are high on him