Pre Game Thread - Manders vs Da Bears

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Vegas = Bears -1, o/u 38

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Bears Offense

Passing - 32nd in league w 679 yds, 88 attempts 7.7 yds per pass
Running - 5th best w 787 yds, 4.9 carry

Bears Defense

Passing D - 9th or so allowing 986 yds, 6.9 yds per pass
Running D - 31st allowing 850 yds and 4.9 carry

Commanders Offense

Passing - 6th w 1,390 yds, 6.6 yds per pass
Running - bottom 10 w 454 yds, 3.9 per carry

Commanders Defense

Passing D - middle of league, 1175 pass yds, 7.2 yds per pass
Run D - middle of league, 553 yds, 4.2 carry

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Turnovers

1 - we have 1 fucking turnover and that was bc jags were on a desperate last min drive and had to take chances ... this HAS TO CHANGE.

Next closest team are the Raiders w 3.

8 - Bears turnovers

11 = league lead (bills, ravens, eagles .. ravens are 32nd in pass d, 1451 yds allowed)

https://www.nfl.com/stats/team-stats/defense/passing/2022/reg/all

I’ve never seen a team literally get no turnovers. I could see us ending the year with less than 5 at this pace.


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Like a fool I’ll watch again and get we get the win

Skins : 27
Bears: 17

Montez Orakpo: 0 sacks, but 5 near sacks for no game impact

Tale of the Tape
Commute Times:
Chicago: 58.5 minutes
DC: 60.42 minutes
Advantage: Draw (not going to split hair about 2 minutes)

Famous Comedian:
Chicago: Bill Fucking Murray
DC: Dave Chapelle

Biased but advantage DC

Drinks
Chicago: The Old Fashioned
DC: The Rickey

Advantage Chicago

Food:
Chicago: Deep Dish Pizza
DC: Half smoke
Now I like my meat of questionable pig and cow origin stuffed into a hog casing as much as the next man but I think this is advantage Chicago

Prediction: Chicago with a 1 point victory where Washington runs out of time for a comeback like Sunday, set up by a questionable Dax Milne return that results in a longer commute time for a game winning drive and then I will bitch about the two minutes.

I'll watch simply because it is a prime time game and I can actually see it out here in California. The Bears aren't a good team and we could certainly win. But we're no good either and the season feels lost.

Having said that, we'll probably win and then get destroyed by the Packers the week later and fall to 2-5. We then have the Colts -- Wentz's revenge game -- but as bad as the Colts are, it will be brain farts just like the Eagles game. We'll fall to 2-6 and Wentz will be shown the bench.

And I'd love to be wrong (except about beating the Bears).

Tale of the Tape
Commute Times:
Chicago: 58.5 minutes
DC: 60.42 minutes
Advantage: Draw (not going to split hair about 2 minutes)

Famous Comedian:
Chicago: Bill Fucking Murray
DC: Dave Chapelle

Biased but advantage DC

Drinks
Chicago: The Old Fashioned
DC: The Rickey

Advantage Chicago

Food:
Chicago: Deep Dish Pizza
DC: Half smoke
Now I like my meat of questionable pig and cow origin stuffed into a hog casing as much as the next man but I think this is advantage Chicago

Prediction: Chicago with a 1 point victory where Washington runs out of time for a comeback like Sunday, set up by a questionable Dax Milne return that results in a longer commute time for a game winning drive and then I will bitch about the two minutes.

Instant classic.

Went to the last game we played there in the freezing cold but we killed them.

This time around I believe we win again 20-14 only because the Bears suck

Chicago is a GREAT Food city. Best pizza and I am a NY Guy lol

Tale of the Tape
Commute Times:
Chicago: 58.5 minutes
DC: 60.42 minutes
Advantage: Draw (not going to split hair about 2 minutes)

Famous Comedian:
Chicago: Bill Fucking Murray
DC: Dave Chapelle

Biased but advantage DC

Drinks
Chicago: The Old Fashioned
DC: The Rickey

Advantage Chicago

Food:
Chicago: Deep Dish Pizza
DC: Half smoke
Now I like my meat of questionable pig and cow origin stuffed into a hog casing as much as the next man but I think this is advantage Chicago

Prediction: Chicago with a 1 point victory where Washington runs out of time for a comeback like Sunday, set up by a questionable Dax Milne return that results in a longer commute time for a game winning drive and then I will bitch about the two minutes.

This is what I need in my life. Well done!

Chicago is a GREAT Food city. Best pizza and I am a NY Guy lol

Chicago also has great strippers if you like tall polish women, glitter optional.