Pre Game Thread - Manders vs Da Bears

Glitter shouldn’t be optional. NY/NJ has the best pizza because Chicago isn’t pizza its a pizza cake that you need to eat with silverware. It’s actually sacrilege.

We win this one 33-13.

Chicago style is literally the worst pizza. In the words of Jon Stewart - it's a fucking casserole. Detroit style blows it out of the water. Lou Malnati can suck an egg.

DC 72
Bears 0

It's time for this team and Ron to get pissed off and play like someone's lighting their pubes on fire.

Interesting article regarding the 49ers trading for Payne. If that was to happen they better rape the 49ers instead of the other way around.

https://heavy.com/sports/san-francisco-49ers/trade-daron-payne-1st-round-pick/

Right now I would pay Payne and trade Sweat. Payne is far more consistent and disruptive.

Interesting article regarding the 49ers trading for Payne. If that was to happen they better rape the 49ers instead of the other way around.

https://heavy.com/sports/san-francisco-49ers/trade-daron-payne-1st-round-pick/

When was the last time Washington won a trade let alone rape another team. We tend to be the victims of such trades, see Williams, Trent

I'm mildly interested in this game. I should record it because I'll probably fall asleep before halftime. Nah, I'm not gonna record it.

Right now I would pay Payne and trade Sweat. Payne is far more consistent and disruptive.


Agreed 100% about Payne being more consistent and disruptive but the return on Payne would be greater too. We have Allen, and Mathis going forward. I think that trading Payne to fill some other holes would be more fruitful. Not sure what we would get in return for Sweat.
Of course if GM Ron had kept Settle and drafted a fuckin LB or corner or LT this wouldn’t be an issue. Instead he let a young DT go to draft a DT cus he is a horses ass.

Anyway back to this game. This is one of four games left on our schedule that we have a real chance to win, obviously any given Sunday blah blah but this is a team that struggles like us. Im not sure I want to win. Is winning 4-5 games really the answer? We literally need a top 2 pick to either deal or get a quarterback. Which leads me back to seeing if Howell is the guy. At some point id imagine that the staff is wondering the same thing.
So in conclusion, winning is ok and losing is ok so we cant lose!

Anyway back to this game. This is one of four games left on our schedule that we have a real chance to win, obviously any given Sunday blah blah but this is a team that struggles like us. Im not sure I want to win. Is winning 4-5 games really the answer? We literally need a top 2 pick to either deal or get a quarterback. Which leads me back to seeing if Howell is the guy. At some point id imagine that the staff is wondering the same thing.
So in conclusion, winning is ok and losing is ok so we cant lose!

PACKERS - LOSS
COLTS - TOSS UP BoTH TEAMS SUCK
VIKS - LOSS
EAGLES - LOSS
TEXANS - TOSS UP

So if we win tomorrow we are still sucking no matter what so I really don't care who wins that game..

5 wins max this season

PACKERS - LOSS
COLTS - TOSS UP BoTH TEAMS SUCK
VIKS - LOSS
EAGLES - LOSS
TEXANS - TOSS UP

So if we win tomorrow we are still sucking no matter what so I really don't care who wins that game..

5 wins max this season


Exactly but you know if we win the that this is going to happen….

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