Giants - Redskins tickets for sale

I know this is a long shot, but if anyone in the DMV has nothing better to do tomorrow night and would like to see some real WTF action, I have two tickets for sale because I can't go tomorrow. Section 132 (end zone, apologies in advance) row 17. Paid 90 each for them, I'm willing to go less if there's any serious offers.

Only if the seats come with their own sewage waterfall

and a uber to and from southern nj ... deptford area

Only if the seats come with their own sewage waterfall

Let's be real here, on a normal day there's a 50/50 shot of you catching some stray leakage from somewhere at Fedex.