America is the GOAT

I’ve starting baking my bacon...I’m never going back. Just simple and don’t have to worry about grease splatter from the barrel or the pan

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Best thing ever.

Make bacon great again

Turkey Bacon is part of the Axis of Evil.

Up there with Tofu and Miracle whip

Make strip clubs great again!
I'm tired of going to the murder capital of the world just to party.

Turkey Bacon is part of the Axis of Evil.

Up there with Tofu and Miracle whip

I'd replace tofu with light beer. Tofu requires ingenuity and creativity to make it work, two bastions of American exceptionalism. Light beer is nasty and unpatriotic. You know who drinks light beer? socialists

I'd replace tofu with light beer. Tofu requires ingenuity and creativity to make it work, two bastions of American exceptionalism. Light beer is nasty and unpatriotic. You know who drinks light beer? socialists

Dad, is that you?

I like a bud heavy every now and then

light beer is for college girls that drink beer with a straw

light beer is for college girls that drink beer with a straw

One or two, ice cold Bud heavy sitting on the beach in hot weather is refreshing. Gotta try it!

Light beers serve a purpose. I'm literally wearing an American flag shirt right now. That cancels out any points I lose lol.

If you're doing manual labor, an ice cold Coors Light is pretty money. Or if just grabbing a beer with lunch. Or if you're hungover and trying to sting together 2 days in a row.

That being said, Light Beer doesn't take up more than 10% of my consumption. West Coast IPA's are my favorite beers overall.