Lets test your Redskins loyalty....

Lets say the Redskins have a story book season next year and go 15 -1
Playoffs - They beat Dallas in the first round and Seattle in the NFC Championship.
They sack Tom Brady nine times for a Super bowl win.
You have a pass to walk the sidelines and or can hang in the sky box with Joe Gibbs/ Riggins...whoever) for every one of those games. (free air fare) (not United Airlines) (you are excused from work for all of this) (bringing spouse optional)

Or instead history plays out on its own
(and your wife knows about this before you make your decision)
You receive $8,000 in cash.
And a free zero turn lawnmower.

That's beautiful but I'm in with 44 and Joe all the way baby!

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Sign me up to meet the man who made it possible to win 3 SB's, Joe Gibbs all day!!!

I could desperately use 8g in cash, yet even I know this is a lopsided question. In laments terms, you're basically asking, what would you rather drive? A brand new Bentley, or a 1979 rusted out Ford Pinto with worn brakes and a cylinder misfire?

I'd take tue cash, and try to make my own way to eventually have these or similar experiences in my life. While its a tough ... really tough choice? 8 grand doesn't just fall in your lap.

An $8,000 windfall would be nothing compared to the experiences you described. Those would be solid gold memories for a lifetime.

8 grand? Need to up that considerably before I'd even think about it.

This isn't a serious question...I'm with the skins and a sb win. Actually lessen the deal, I don t even need to be there...give me 15-1, a sb win and keep the money.

Alvin, do you sell propane and propane accessories?
We don't race Lawnmowers in Cali so this isn't going to do it for me.

My equivalent to a glorious Super Bowl winning season would be one of the following:
One year contract to be the official SI swimsuit issue photographer.
Lifetime artist pass to the Coachella music festival.
GF leaves the country for a year and gives me a free pass.
Unlimited airline miles for a year.
A Gay Black Jewish Transgender President just to fuck with all the racists.
A week in Monaco with Rose Bertram.
Porsche GT3 RS with 3 pedals for me and a fancy Lawnmower for Alvin.

8 grand? Need to up that considerably before I'd even think about it.

MTK thinking it over:

8 grand?

"Nah."

10 grand?

"Well, $10 grand is a nice chunk of change but I still think I'd take the SB deal."

15 grand?

"Gee, that's a tough decision. Going to the playoffs is nice but I could host a SB party and enjoy the comfort of watching the game in my own home with friends and family. Plus my wife might divorce me if I didn't take the money. Still I think I'd go."

20 grand?

"F*** the Super Bowl deal! I'll take the 20 grand and host a Super Bowl party instead. Riggo and Gibbs are just a couple of old geezers, anyway. Who wants to spend the game trapped in a booth with two drooling old guys who are mumbling to themselves while smoking stinking cigars, spilling mustard on their shirts and farting the entire time? Not me!"