New Lipstick. Same Ole Hog

Red Robin or Five Guys? What's your verdict?

Im not sure I have ever had red robin ... i know sonics is horrible. im a five guy guy.

five guys > in n out ... and I used to crush in n out.

I'd like to eat that!

Id like to watch her eat that. Is there some kind of condition where guys with issues like watching skinny girls eating greasy food ... or is that just a guy being a guy?

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What cracks me up about their fries is you order a "small" and it comes in a giant bag with a little, tiny tray in the bottom that's totally over-flowing.

and they are so f*cking good.

several years ago a buddy from florida was up visiting and he ordered a double...he had like no clue that the burger was a double already. got like a 4 pattie burger. I was like dude...we were pretty hungover so crushed it.

Red Robin or Five Guys? What's your verdict?

i haven't been t either in years, i honestly can't say. i did like fatburger when it finally came to my area in md.

Peanut oil ftw.

Oh man, for burgers it almost feels like apples vs. oranges. For the burger itself, Five Guys all day. For the pure "burger" experience, I lean towards Red Robin. Damn, that's tough.

Fast food burger-wise, Five Guys/Smash Burger/Shake Shack, all are a huge tie to me.

And west coast peeps, don't try to hype up In-N-Out. Needs more seasoning. :D

i get 2 packets of spread for each double double, i put spread on every bite.

Don't get me wrong, it's a FINE (5 out of 10) burger. My wife's family act like they want to punch me in the face when we visit them out in Vegas and I request any other burger place besides In-N-Out. Shakes are legit as hell though.

If we're talking delicious west-coast, fast-food delicacies, I only need to know two names: Rubio's and Jollibee.

Don't get me wrong, it's a FINE (5 out of 10) burger. My wife's family act like they want to punch me in the face when we visit them out in Vegas and I request any other burger place besides In-N-Out. Shakes are legit as hell though.

to each their own, i don't enjoy the shakes at all, i've had strawberry and chocolate; they taste like a vanilla shake w hershey's syrup squirted.

the burger is the best i've ever had, 9/10. i couldn't find burger pics of the 2 names that you mentioned.

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Boom! :D

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Why are we posting burger pics in a pork thread?