Redskins release WR Andre Roberts

Freak outs to commence in 1, 2, 3 ...

Remember when we used to hijack threads that got retarded?

I liked Kate Beckinsale's heyday almost as much as Charlize Theron's heyday. But I don't think either tops Natalie Portman's now.

Natalie Portman has the body of a 12 year old boy.

Natalie Portman has the body of a 12 year old boy.

Mmmmm, yeah. [dreamy sigh]

Mmmmm, yeah. [dreamy sigh]

ummm ... okay.

<backing away slowly as Schneed dreamily sighs about 12 year old boy bodies>

ummm ... okay.

<backing away slowly as Schneed dreamily sighs about 12 year old boy bodies>

Why you gotta back away? You look your best when you're walking away.

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-03/3/16/enhanced/webdr15/enhanced-30705-1457041354-7.png

Ummm, no. ... not that there's anything wrong with that.

But getting back on track with the hijack, obviously you can find less than flattering images of anybody, and I've seen photos where she's frankly pretty flat chested. But then I've seen

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2gaE5jfekXI/UQQne_63j7I/AAAAAAAAmvA/cSK0QZCn_rE/s1600/natalie_portman4.jpg

My how Andre Roberts has changed.

My how Andre Roberts has changed.

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