How Bad Do You Hate The Cowboys?

I hate everyone else in the division more, actually. They have been bad for so long that I don't really care. Yeah, they made the playoffs year before last, but I knew then that they couldn't sustain it. Tom Coughlin may very well be my least favorite coach of all time and I don't really like anyone on the Giants, so I hate them more. Way more. Then Philly I guess. I kinda like Donovan, though, so it doesn't kill me to see them win. Just get to the Super Bowl, man I was pissed about that. Especially since I said Pats, Falcons in the Preseason. Anyway, I think Dallas is the least hated rival in my book. I pretty much expect them to beat us and win only about 5-8 games a year.

The Cowboys are slightly better than having a "There's Something About Mary" moment with your zipper and slightly worse than running out of toilet paper and finding only 60 grit sandpaper at hand. Don't even get me started on the Eagles ...

Even this thread brings me pain sad story coming up....

My sons first birthday, we are having a party at my father in laws house. Skins vs. Cowboys. Afternoon game, Norv was the coach. Bad enough I was more interested in the game than my boys first birthday. Game goes to overtime, long bomb to Rocket Ishmale. We Lose. I cannot control my rage and throw the remote into the 50 inch projection T.V. that belongs to my father in law. Had to replace it the next week. Sad day.

My hate started in the seventy's when Dallas came back (Stauback and Co.) on us when we were up by 13 and scored twice in the last two minutes of the game to hand us a loss. I remember I was 8 or 9. I ran to my room and cried all night.

My hate for Dallas could light the city of Las Vegas for a month.


That was the loss that hurt and made me a Cowboy hater for life.

Dallas has been more of a thorn in our side than Philly. We've sucked during Philly's recent run. Philly is supposed to beat us during these last 4-5 years. Dallas has been as bad as us, except for 2003, but we still lose to them. To this day I will say that Dallas cost us an undefeated season in 1991 (They won 1 game that year! Against us, the SB Champs!).

Most of our meaningful games against Philly took place in the 80's and early 90's and we usually won the important ones. Dallas and NY (so glad to when Phil Simms retired, he was a "Redskin-killer") were royal pains in butt during those years.

Dallas is the worst. I get ill just thinking about that team, their ugly-ass colors, that stupid stadium with the hole in the roof. A few weeks ago I missed a connecting flight and was stuck in Dallas. I stayed in a hotel in Irving or wherever the stadium is. It was the ugliest place on earth. Made the friggin meadowlands look pretty. I agree about the last loss being unbearable--nothing hurts worse than losing to the roids.

I was at the Monday night game last season and their we're fights galore in our section. We had to sit there and take the loss. I'm getting mad right now. Ok, calm down.


CAN WE PLEASE BEAT DALLAS THIS YEAR!!!!!!!!!


F*** the roids. F*** the Tuna. F*** Jerry Jones and his wierd looking plastic face.

[QUOTE=skinsguy]Figured most of us should agree with this thread! How bad do you guys hate the Cowboys? I hate the Cowboys so bad that my blood starts to boil when I see them gain a first down. Seeing the Cowboys score a touchdown is grounds to send me to anger management! :mad:

Seeing Bill Parcells coach the Cowboys is, in my opinion, the most unholy union since Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley. :vomit-smi

I hate the Dallas Cowboys so bad that I would be willing for the Redskins to go 2-14 if it meant that the two wins came by beating the Dallas Cowboys. well....that might be stretching it a bit! :biggthump

So if the rest of you hate the Dallas Cowboys then give me a..... :httr:[/QUOTE


Yeah, the Cowcrotches suck ass water but I have to say that the Eagles fans drink it. Nothing worse than a Eagles fan, bunch of wussy pansy super bowl wanna be's. I have many voodoo McNabbs dolls sitting on my shelf with pins stuck in his balls. Thank god we didnt have to face the ultimate humilation of fat ass Andy Reed in tights....puking....god, that would have turned me off men for weeks to come!

I hate the C-boys so much if we only win two games in any year, I pray they're both against Dallas and I have made it my mission in life to convert those poor helplessly deluded well-endowed women in Dallas cheerleader outfits that the only way they can save their mortal souls is to follow me to the true path of righteousness and become Redskin cheerleaders. Can I get an amen, brothers?

Yeah, the Cowcrotches suck ass water but I have to say that the Eagles fans drink it. Nothing worse than a Eagles fan, bunch of wussy pansy super bowl wanna be's. I have many voodoo McNabbs dolls sitting on my shelf with pins stuck in his balls. Thank god we didnt have to face the ultimate humilation of fat ass Andy Reed in tights....puking....god, that would have turned me off men for weeks to come!

That's the ONE time you could actually use the Dave Chapell line:

"Bitch, you makin' my penis soft!"

I've hated the cowpies for as long as I can remember and forever will especially after seeing my first live skins game. it was against the cowpies on monday night football when Deion was with the team (the freakin ticket had his smug face on it) and Randall Cunningham was the cowgirls qb. I kept hoping against hope even though the skins dropped big fat turds all night, that they'd still pull it out in the end, but unfortunately that was not the case. So after the game, here I was a 6 foot tall, 260 lb guy with no voice left, looking pissed as hell, and a couple tears rolling down my cheeks. I know that when watching games with my family and friends that I can kind of freak them out by how into a game I get. I hate the cowpies, the iggles, and the giants somewhat equally but I know that I root the hardest against the cowturds. I mean I hate them so much that I very very rarely ever buy anything that has both blue and silver on it.

as far as the subject of other teams cheerleaders, I just try to envision them with no team outfits on cuz then they all look the same :biggthump

I live in Texas.....but everyone here isn't a hick.......but when it come to the Cowgirls.....no one has to hear more Cowboy crap than I do....so when were back on top I'll once again wear proudly, be the most hated man in Tejas

I have lived in Texas my entire life.I have been a skin fan since I was 8 years old.I have heard so much cowgirl b.s. in my life and have seen so many morons wearing cowgirl gear that I deserve a medal for not attacking one of them so far.