Saving the Redskins

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RedskinRat
12-17-2013, 07:37 AM
Here's how we do it:

Matty, have willing members of WP Paypal you $20 each which you in turn invest in the Powerball lottery. We obviously win, because I wouldn't be up at 3:30AM if it wasn't a sure thing, and buy out Mr. Snyder (he'll agree because he's selling to other Redskins fans) then run the team as a committee. If the Powerball amount isn't enough it could be used to partner with David Chang and others.

Not only will the team turn around under our inspirational guidance but the committee meetings will be hilarious and could become a Reality TV sensation.

As we have a couple of legal minds on the WP I'm confident that an agreement could be written up that states everyone participating is doing so in order that the funds be used only for the purchase of the Redskins and all parties have an equal share, etc.

Not drunk, mostly serious.

What do you say?

SkinsGuru
12-17-2013, 11:35 AM
lol . . . i was thinking that 13,000,000 Redskin fans could each pitch in a buck to pay for the buyout of the coaches . . .

firstdown
12-17-2013, 11:46 AM
Your still going to be about a billion short. Forbes estimated the Redskins value in 2011 at just around 1.6 billion.

RedskinRat
12-17-2013, 12:12 PM
That why we'd partner up. I'd really hoped for the Admins to pitch in, maybe sell a yacht or Maybach or something.

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Ruhskins
12-17-2013, 12:25 PM
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dmek25
12-17-2013, 01:24 PM
im with rat...time for the admins to man up

RedskinRat
12-17-2013, 01:32 PM
Who has the best credit rating? Maybe we could take out a loan for the difference? JR, you're probably banking fat stacks. Want to be part of the solution?

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over the mountain
12-17-2013, 04:02 PM
we need a wildcard for an operation like this. i'll text charlie day to bring his hammer just in case.

JoeRedskin
12-17-2013, 04:39 PM
Who has the best credit rating? Maybe we could take out a loan for the difference? JR, you're probably banking fat stacks. Want to be part of the solution?

Still just a government lawyer ... the only fat stacks I have are those on my belly.

jamf
12-17-2013, 06:48 PM
Did anyone see the season finale of Homeland?

It would be nice if we all sent $50 a month to a loyal warpather to relocate to mexico or any non extradition country of their choice.

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