Around the NFL Week 8

Nevermind. Failed joke.

Failed but an lol'er anyway

The following two videos are presented for your viewing pleasure:

Calvin Johnson destroys the Cowboys defense - YouTube

Shorter thedallascowboyshow: "Dez Bryant can do EVERYTHING Calvin Johnson can do, except for the athletic stuff, and the reaching, and the jumping...and not being an immature jagoff. Also ARGLE BARGLE SMASH YELL SMASH"

Yeah, bingo, moron. Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

Next!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BP0kOwuOrc

Shorter Warrior04086: "It's sooooo haaaaaaard to be a Cowboy's faaaaan! Waaaah! Waaaah! They haven't won a Super Bowl since 1995! WAAAAAH!"

Look, I'm a fan of a team that hasn't won an NFL Championship since the Eisenhower Administration. To put that in perspective, imagine it's 2055, and the Cowboys still haven't won a Super Bowl since 1995. That is "s!@# going downhill". That is "being cursed". Waiting 18 years is not.

I don't know how you guys can stand having your team play these entitled morons twice a year, every year. Lord have mercy...

Nice Vids!

I got seattles d and russell wilson going and im down by four and these fucks arent going to come through? I cannot catch a break this year I swear.

Way to be a d bag golden taint.

Haha tate has one good game and is a punk wow

Such a punk move. Seriously it took him ... What 3 years to make a nice catch....and you do that? I fucking hate the seahawks.

The dude on the top video need to be our defensive quality control guy.

Sam had 14 tds with these.bums lmao

When Seattle looks.bad on O nobody says anything