SmootSmack
03-17-2005, 01:43 PM
It's getting a little pissy on the Warpath lately so I thought I'd lighten the mood with some oldies but goodies.
Cowboy Jokes:
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.
Q; What do you call 47 people sitting around the TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys!
Q. What does Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and a bullfrog have in common?
A. Both have a big head that consists mostly of mouth
Bonus Philly Joke:
Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Redskins_P
03-17-2005, 01:53 PM
The bonus joke was by far the best.....
backrow
03-17-2005, 01:53 PM
Sure, have a laugh at the expense of the cowroids, egirls, and while we are at it, the midgets!
Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!"
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.
The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.
The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
Q. Which is more valuable, a dollar bill or the Dallas Cowboys?
A. A dollar bill - you're guaranteed to get four quarters out of it!
Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and possums have in common?
A. They both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
RedskinRat
03-17-2005, 02:02 PM
If we're doing jokes.....
Teacher in a NY Kindergarten asks the kids in class what their father does for a living. "Miss" says Jimmy "My father is a truck driver. He transports goods to other states". "Very good" says the teacher. "Miss" says Suzie "My Daddy is a police officer, one of NY's finest". "That's wonderful" says the teacher. "Miss" says Billy "My father is a stripper in a gay bar. He also sleeps with men for money". "Billy, go to the Principals office, right now!"
The teacher recounts the conversation to the Principal and the Principal looks sternly at Billy and says "Billy, why would you say such a thing? Is it true?"
Billy says "No, actually he's the starting QB for the NY Giants, but I was too ashamed to say".
SmootSmack
03-17-2005, 02:04 PM
If we're doing jokes.....
Teacher in a NY Kindergarten asks the kids in class what their father does for a living. "Miss" says Jimmy "My father is a truck driver. He transports goods to other states". "Very good" says the teacher. "Miss" says Suzie "My Daddy is a police officer, one of NY's finest". "That's wonderful" says the teacher. "Miss" says Billy "My father is a stripper in a gay bar. He also sleeps with men for money". "Billy, go to the Principals office, right now!"
The teacher recounts the conversation to the Prinncipal and the Principal looks sternly at Billy and says "Billy, why would you say such a thing? Is it true?"
Billy says "No, actually he's the starting QB for the NY Giants, but I was too ashamed to say".
:lol: See, don't we all feel a little better now?
firstdown
03-17-2005, 02:16 PM
Not realy the jokes on us after the past five seasons!
Its time for the pain train to come to Dallas with the conductors of Taylor and Lavar!!
cpayne5
03-17-2005, 02:30 PM
This is one of the first things I ever downloaded and kept off the internet.
Brings a tear to my eye everytime.
http://www.skinsfan.us/cuffs.jpg
dirtbag2112
03-17-2005, 02:52 PM
If we don't beat Dallas this year I'll eat my balls.
redwagonskins
03-17-2005, 02:56 PM
That is the funniest thing I've heard all week! :lol: