Skins vs Eagles week 1

Music? Why not use crowd noise to simulate...crowd noise?

MD, it's obvious that Chip is having them play Emo music to simulate the depression that Eagles players and fans will be facing.

MD, it's obvious that Chip is having them play Emo music to simulate the depression that Eagles players and fans will be facing.

I just made some wallpapers for the suffering Eagles fans.

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Love the "we hate everyone" wallpaper!

Cant wait to see our running game balls deep in the that Philly Defense. Alf, Helu are in for big games. With Philly's problem stopping the run, Kyle is gonna take advantage of it and will have an opportunity to ease RG3 into the game. Id look for short, quick easy throws first half to go along with an aggressive running game. Second half continue to pound the rock maybe go more aggressive downfield with the play action stuff.

Haslett: Our base defense is ready for Chip Kelly’s offense “all day” | ProFootballTalk (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/09/05/haslett-our-base-defense-is-ready-for-chip-kellys-offense-all-day/)

This pretty much says it all: Why Your Team Sucks 2013: Philadelphia Eagles (http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-philadelphia-eagles-1250826152)

This made me laugh out loud: "Kelly is bringing the Blur Offense with him, and I imagine he'll be in for a rude awakening when he realizes that his offense is terrible and he won't have three straight FCS opponents to help his players warm up for the season. It's gonna be a real treat to watch the Eagles go three-and-out in 20 seconds, give up a 12-minute touchdown drive, and then go three and out in 20 seconds AGAIN. They're poised to lose the Time of Possession battle by a ratio of 1:5. I'm sure fans in Philly will be patient and reserved and give Kelly all the time he needs to work out the bugs in his FIRE HIM FIRE HIM NOW KILLLLL HIM!"

Laughed my ass off reading this article. "Michael Vick needs a playbook just to reheat soup." Should be an interesting year in Philly. If it turns out anywhere near the way I'm thinking it will, I'm going to enjoy the hell out of it!

Cant wait to see our running game balls deep in the that Philly Defense. Alf, Helu are in for big games. With Philly's problem stopping the run, Kyle is gonna take advantage of it and will have an opportunity to ease RG3 into the game. Id look for short, quick easy throws first half to go along with an aggressive running game. Second half continue to pound the rock maybe go more aggressive downfield with the play action stuff.

Fine by me. Move them chains. Quick throws and unable to touch RG. Grind on the D. Eat clock. Take our time and drag their suffering out.

Chip Kelly exudes professionalism.



Sounds like Riley Cooper wasn't actually the problem here.

Going to be fun to watch the Eagles melt down all year.

Sounds like Williams was the problem? It's a 50/50 guess but not definitive b/c he's a hot head.

This pretty much says it all: Why Your Team Sucks 2013: Philadelphia Eagles (http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-philadelphia-eagles-1250826152)

This made me laugh out loud: "Kelly is bringing the Blur Offense with him, and I imagine he'll be in for a rude awakening when he realizes that his offense is terrible and he won't have three straight FCS opponents to help his players warm up for the season. It's gonna be a real treat to watch the Eagles go three-and-out in 20 seconds, give up a 12-minute touchdown drive, and then go three and out in 20 seconds AGAIN. They're poised to lose the Time of Possession battle by a ratio of 1:5. I'm sure fans in Philly will be patient and reserved and give Kelly all the time he needs to work out the bugs in his FIRE HIM FIRE HIM NOW KILLLLL HIM!"



This article is hilarious. The comment about Vick needing a playbook to reheat soup was priceless.

So, when one of your WRs and one of your CBs get into a fist-fight on the sidelines, what's the penalty? Looks like we may find out on Monday.

All joiking aside, I assume that there is none for such a scenario, but could you imagine a better "welcome to the NFL, jerkweed" moment than Kelly's team getting a 15 yard penalty for something not involving its opponent? Would be beautiful.

Michael Vick is smoothing things over. I love it. You know he whispered to Cooper's ear, "Hey, man. I will let this go once for the good of the team. But if I ever hear that sh_t again from you, I will let loose my dogs on your ass. And you know my dogs can handle themselves."