The Manti Te'o Dead Girlfriend Hoax Web of Lies

Ok then

EXCLUSIVE: Woman tried new hoax in December call to Te'o - Hawaii News - Honolulu Star-Advertiser (http://www.staradvertiser.com/news/breaking/20130118_EXCLUSIVE_Woman_tried_new_hoax_in_Decembe r_call_to_Teo.html?id=187505701)

I'll out myself. But I love everyone equally so I guess that doesn't count as gay.

Omg. No goat sleeping though. Speaking of Goats. Where's his 2 cents on this? It's okay I'll speak for him:

"Shanahan made up Te'o's girlfriend to tank his draft spot so he'd fall to us. We need to draft an ILB because ridiculous play calling by Kyle caused RG3 to blow out his knee and now we need to throw out the Shanaplan. It isn't working because I said so."

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week.

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Friend says Ronaiah Tuiasosopo confessed to Manti Te'o girlfriend hoax - ESPN (http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/8857057/friend-says-ronaiah-tuiasosopo-confessed-manti-teo-girlfriend-hoax)

Friend fessed up. Says Manti wasn't involved.

They used to be in a relationship together, something happened, he was the girlfriend he was always talking about and then they did not talk, everyone asked and he made up stories about how she was in a car accident and such. Te'o wants to keep friend quiet so he does not reveal both of their sexualities.

Ok then

EXCLUSIVE: Woman tried new hoax in December call to Te'o - Hawaii News - Honolulu Star-Advertiser (http://www.staradvertiser.com/news/breaking/20130118_EXCLUSIVE_Woman_tried_new_hoax_in_Decembe r_call_to_Teo.html?id=187505701)

In one last desperate attempt to believe this kid and also to believe that he wasnt the most naive person on the planet....is it possible that he did have a four year relationship with an online girl and just exxagerated the extent of it. In other words, he never intended to pursue more than a simple online thingy, but wanted to be one of the guys so bad that he made it out to be a bit more serious than it was?
Edit: all the lies about meeting her n the funeral , etc were just a vain attempt to beef up a so called relationship because he didnt want all his friends that were dating the hot chicks on campus to know he was a virgin who was afraid to talk to women? I mean he does come across as the type of guy who would save himself for his wedding nite.
What if he wasnt naive or a liar? What if he was just trying to be one of the guys and it snowballed completely out of control?

More Tears For Notre Dame's 'Fake Tragedy' Than A Real Girl's Death? : The Two-Way : NPR (http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/01/18/169712092/more-tears-for-notre-dames-fake-tragedy-than-real-girls-death?utm_source=npr&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=20130118)

Sad a fake girlfriend gets more media exposure than a real girls death at at a nearby school. (case involved alleged rape by a Notre Dame player)

This keeps getting more strange by the minute... a 2.5 hour "off camera" interview?

Schaap tells Te’o’s story, who admits he never met fake, dead girlfriend | ProFootballTalk (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/01/19/schaap-tells-teos-story-who-admits-he-never-met-fake-dead-girlfriend/)

Hmmmmmm.......Never met.....GIRLFRIEND?
Anything else is just.....bonus

Santa Claus also just confirmed as real, reported first by ESPN

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