The Manti Te'o Dead Girlfriend Hoax Web of Lies

Translation "take the heat for this so my draft stock doesn't drop and I'll hook you up when I get my millions"

SS, you sound jaded. Did Manti take your make-believe girlfriend?

Odds are that there should be 4-5 in each locker room of the NFL.

Might be less than the world average. All the homophobia that flows in and around football is a probably a pretty good deterrent towards gay people. I have a lot respect for gay players, regardless if they are closet or not, for spending almost everyday of their lives in an discriminating environment. I couldn't imagine dealing with that.

Translation "take the heat for this so my draft stock doesn't drop and I'll hook you up when I get my millions"

Bingo! That's what I thought to

Translation "take the heat for this so my draft stock doesn't drop and I'll hook you up when I get my millions"

That's what I thought too when I saw that. If he was (not saying it for a fact) willing to lie like he has been accused of then why would he not be willing to pay off someone to take this heat.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/318059_10100223843683792_1310744456_n.jpg

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/318059_10100223843683792_1310744456_n.jpgDo you make most of the funny pics you post, or find them somewhere in particular?

Do you make most of the funny pics you post, or find them somewhere in particular?

I've made some, but most are reposts from FB or Reddit.

Translation "take the heat for this so my draft stock doesn't drop and I'll hook you up when I get my millions"

What? Millions of dollars fix things? I had no idea. Im going to have to ask for a raise i guess.

Odds are that there should be 4-5 in each locker room of the NFL.

So what are the odds in this forum. Lets snuff em out.
Kidding.
I could care less if the whole league sleeps with goats (not our goat because that would be weird), its the best sport in the world.

So what are the odds in this forum. Lets snuff em out.
Kidding.
I could care less if the whole league sleeps with goats (not our goat because that would be weird), its the best sport in the world.

I'll out myself. But I love everyone equally so I guess that doesn't count as gay.

Omg. No goat sleeping though. Speaking of Goats. Where's his 2 cents on this? It's okay I'll speak for him:

"Shanahan made up Te'o's girlfriend to tank his draft spot so he'd fall to us. We need to draft an ILB because ridiculous play calling by Kyle caused RG3 to blow out his knee and now we need to throw out the Shanaplan. It isn't working because I said so."

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week.