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Rob Ryan to the Rams

Rob Ryan to the Rams5 minutes, close enough

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Is this Rob Ryan?

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Nevermind i found him.

5 minutes, close enough

Yeah, seriously.

Dallas wins the most dysfunctional award once again, thanks to JJs ego.

Rob Ryan to the Rams

Rob Ryan: I’m on a beach, haven’t accepted Rams job | ProFootballTalk (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/01/12/rob-ryan-im-on-a-beach-havent-accepted-rams-job/)

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Does he have a tattoo of his wife wearing nothing but a Tony Romo jersey?

(1) Everyone point and laugh at the Eagles; and (2) Did anyone expect a different outcome?

"A Notre Dame source tells me that the expected result of Kelly's NFL flirtation is a raise and an extension."

-- @SIPeteThamel, on Brian Kelly's interview with the Philadelphia Eagles last week. Two days after this tweet, on Saturday, Kelly withdrew from the Eagles' derby, and it would likely be naïve to think that he didn't accept a raise and an extension with Notre Dame in the process.

Read More: Ray Lewis and Peyton Manning; Colin Kaepernick; Trindon Holliday; more NFL playoffs divisional round thoughts - NFL - Peter King - SI.com (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/nfl/news/20130114/peter-king-monday-morning-quarterback-divisional-playoffs/#ixzz2HxogaFh3)

Rob Ryan: I’m on a beach, haven’t accepted Rams job | ProFootballTalk (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/01/12/rob-ryan-im-on-a-beach-havent-accepted-rams-job/)

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Rob Ryan called an audible and snuck out to the beach at low tide. Now Green Peace is working overtime trying to pour water over him to keep him from drying out while he deliriously shouts something about "5 minutes!" over and over again. De-beaching is ongoing, updates to follow...