Chris Cooley

Cooley on his best day in his prime couldn't run with Garçon. That's just laughable.

STOP THE MADNESS!!

Goat's DVR will brook no counter argument, his anecdotal facts are unassailable. He will never ever admit that Cooley has no place on the field as anything other than a short yardage blocking TE.

Further, despite asserting at various times that (1) Paul's presence is due to Mike's unwarranted favoritism and apparent dislike for Cooley; (2) Cooley is intentionally not being targeted despite being DVR wide open, Goat will deny he is asserting an intentional agreement, either express or implicit, between Mike and Kyle (i.e. a conspiracy) to deny Cooley game time and/or touches.

Goat further will deny the factual error of his statement that Cooley is "getting of the LOS as fast as Garcon". Instead, he will either ignore or change the underlying factual assumption.

Don't wrestle with the pig. You both get covered in sh**, and the pig likes it.

Goat's DVR is stuck in 4x speed. Everybody looks like they have Garcon's speed.

The rest of your post was too dumb for comment, but I just remembered also talking about Cooley's quickness on field. If you go back and watch him line up along LOS and head down field he's covering ground as quickly as Garcon and the rest. I think Cooley looks quicker than he ever house, which is plausible since he's lighter and evidently in better condition.

And Paul has missed a few backfield blocks that led to a sack or knockdown, but again earlier in the season. They're not relying on him now.

Something tells me that you are talking about the blocks where Paul lined up on the right side of the offense and had to come back all the way to block the DE on the left side of the offense. On one specific occasion, that DE was JPP against the Giants in the first game. Thats a scheme issue, not a bad blocking TE issue. Cooley wouldnt have made that block, Paulsen wouldnt of made that block, Gronkowski or Hernandez wouldnt of made that block, No TE will make that block on a consistent basis. It being removed from the offense is not a sign of how bad Paul is as much as it is a sign of how bad that play design is.

TE's pass blocking on all star DE's with no help and no roll out away from that DE is all about bad play design. If a TE not being able to block JPP is a sign of a bad TE, then we havent had a good TE since possibly Donny Warren, and even then maybe not. If that is your standard of a good TE, you have eliminated Cooley as well. No point in arguing Cooley over Paul if that is the standard being set.

Wayment, are there folks actually saying Cooley is faster this year?? lol

Retarded thread.

Great post Skinzman

I think Skinzman just shut this down.

I think we've all reached a sense of closure.

Goat's DVR is stuck in 4x speed. Everybody looks like they have Garcon's speed.

Get it right NC, the fastest man alive is Jabar Gaffney! Sheesh. :smashfrea

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